Paul John Lyon
@herebeshadows.com
Wordslinger. herebeshadows.com
With Ravens Passing The Moon out now. books2read.com/withravens
With Ravens Passing The Moon out now. books2read.com/withravens
Pinned
dEar
A short about the end of the world.
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It's give away a short story to get more readers day (which I just invented). So, grab my tale about the end of the world and a faulty typewriter from my latest collection, With Ravens Passing the Moon.
#booksky 💙📚
herebeshadows.com/dear
#booksky 💙📚
herebeshadows.com/dear
If you see this, quote-post with Four games that hold special memories for you.
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
If you see this, quote-post with Four games that hold special memories for you.
My two biggest fears combined: high rise buildings and fire. Absolute nightmare. :(
www.reuters.com/world/asia-p...
www.reuters.com/world/asia-p...
Hong Kong fire live: At least 44 dead, nearly 300 missing in Tai Po as blaze engulfs apartment buildings
"The priority is to extinguish the fire and rescue the residents who are trapped. The second is to support the injured. The third is to support and recover. Then, we'll launch a thorough investigation...
www.reuters.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
My two biggest fears combined: high rise buildings and fire. Absolute nightmare. :(
www.reuters.com/world/asia-p...
www.reuters.com/world/asia-p...
Looking for a new desk chair and most of the affordable ones are 'gaming' chairs with the colour scheme of the 1960's batmobile.
a batmobile is driving down a dirt road with trees in the background
ALT: a batmobile is driving down a dirt road with trees in the background
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November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Looking for a new desk chair and most of the affordable ones are 'gaming' chairs with the colour scheme of the 1960's batmobile.
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Dark Matter Ink have a #BlackFriday sale which includes both my novellas.
Please support #indiebusiness where possible.🙏👇
darkmattermagazine.shop/collections/...
Please support #indiebusiness where possible.🙏👇
darkmattermagazine.shop/collections/...
Novellas
darkmattermagazine.shop
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Dark Matter Ink have a #BlackFriday sale which includes both my novellas.
Please support #indiebusiness where possible.🙏👇
darkmattermagazine.shop/collections/...
Please support #indiebusiness where possible.🙏👇
darkmattermagazine.shop/collections/...
It's give away a short story to get more readers day (which I just invented). So, grab my tale about the end of the world and a faulty typewriter from my latest collection, With Ravens Passing the Moon.
#booksky 💙📚
herebeshadows.com/dear
#booksky 💙📚
herebeshadows.com/dear
dEar
A short about the end of the world.
herebeshadows.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
It's give away a short story to get more readers day (which I just invented). So, grab my tale about the end of the world and a faulty typewriter from my latest collection, With Ravens Passing the Moon.
#booksky 💙📚
herebeshadows.com/dear
#booksky 💙📚
herebeshadows.com/dear
My new copyright warning is simply this, if you use my work to train your thieving machines of nothing...
a man talking on a cell phone with the words i will find you below him
ALT: a man talking on a cell phone with the words i will find you below him
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
My new copyright warning is simply this, if you use my work to train your thieving machines of nothing...
My UK budget predictions:
A farthing off the price of ricket medication.
Cigarettes can now only be bought with Fabergé eggs.
Landlords rent increases capped at 'just too much for you to afford'.
Mortgages extended to the afterlife.
A farthing off the price of ricket medication.
Cigarettes can now only be bought with Fabergé eggs.
Landlords rent increases capped at 'just too much for you to afford'.
Mortgages extended to the afterlife.
a man wearing glasses and a bow tie has the words economic boom below him
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a bow tie has the words economic boom below him
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 PM
My UK budget predictions:
A farthing off the price of ricket medication.
Cigarettes can now only be bought with Fabergé eggs.
Landlords rent increases capped at 'just too much for you to afford'.
Mortgages extended to the afterlife.
A farthing off the price of ricket medication.
Cigarettes can now only be bought with Fabergé eggs.
Landlords rent increases capped at 'just too much for you to afford'.
Mortgages extended to the afterlife.
It's UK budget day, so I'm dressed in traditional tri-corner leopard skin underwear and novelty foam penis hat. I've undercooked a bleached chicken and made plenty of instant gravy. Once the annual fleecing begins, I'll put on the song of my people, Everything Sucks by Reel Big Fish.
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 PM
It's UK budget day, so I'm dressed in traditional tri-corner leopard skin underwear and novelty foam penis hat. I've undercooked a bleached chicken and made plenty of instant gravy. Once the annual fleecing begins, I'll put on the song of my people, Everything Sucks by Reel Big Fish.
This morning's song trapped in my head on waking was The Doors' People Are Strange.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgHa...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgHa...
The Doors - People Are Strange (Official Audio)
YouTube video by The Doors
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November 26, 2025 at 12:11 PM
This morning's song trapped in my head on waking was The Doors' People Are Strange.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgHa...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgHa...
Looking at PC cases and the wood panelling trend is back in force. I'm not complaining. I quite like it.
November 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Looking at PC cases and the wood panelling trend is back in force. I'm not complaining. I quite like it.
Ram prices going up 300% because of the AI twats. Entry level GPUs at not so entry level prices. And everything else more expensive overall.
I picked the wrong time to build a new PC.
I picked the wrong time to build a new PC.
a group of people standing next to each other on a plane .
ALT: a group of people standing next to each other on a plane .
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November 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Ram prices going up 300% because of the AI twats. Entry level GPUs at not so entry level prices. And everything else more expensive overall.
I picked the wrong time to build a new PC.
I picked the wrong time to build a new PC.
I hate the past. Stop being so good compared to now, you bastard!
I Don'T Hate It. I Just Don'T Like It. At All.And It'S Terrible..Gif GIF
ALT: I Don'T Hate It. I Just Don'T Like It. At All.And It'S Terrible..Gif GIF
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I hate the past. Stop being so good compared to now, you bastard!
I'd buy those AI/AR glasses if I could program them to block out adverts in real life.
a man with a beard is wearing a virtual reality headset and smiling
ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a virtual reality headset and smiling
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I'd buy those AI/AR glasses if I could program them to block out adverts in real life.
Here's my new painting. It's extremely experimental, and inspired by both John Cale's 4'33" and the cost of living crisis. I call it -- I've Run Out Of Art Supplies And Can't Afford Nowt Until the End of the Month Except A Bag of Potatoes and Some Instant Gravy Granules. 👨🎨
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Here's my new painting. It's extremely experimental, and inspired by both John Cale's 4'33" and the cost of living crisis. I call it -- I've Run Out Of Art Supplies And Can't Afford Nowt Until the End of the Month Except A Bag of Potatoes and Some Instant Gravy Granules. 👨🎨
Tomorrow is Autumn Budget day in the UK. It's kind of like thanksgiving in America, but it's the rich giving thanks for yet another government that shows them new ways to avoid paying their fair share.
We have turkeys too. It's us. The population.
We have turkeys too. It's us. The population.
a woman is holding a dead chicken over a cutting board
ALT: a woman is holding a dead chicken over a cutting board
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Tomorrow is Autumn Budget day in the UK. It's kind of like thanksgiving in America, but it's the rich giving thanks for yet another government that shows them new ways to avoid paying their fair share.
We have turkeys too. It's us. The population.
We have turkeys too. It's us. The population.
These Christmas adverts aren't even trying anymore. 😁
a black and white photo of a large obey sign
ALT: a black and white photo of a large obey sign
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
These Christmas adverts aren't even trying anymore. 😁
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New video! Kitano Takeshi, otherwise known as "Beat" Takeshi, is one of the most famous entertainers in Japan. He's also beloved abroad as a film director. Join us as we examine and rank every one of his 20 varied, amazing, frustrating, but rarely boring movies.
youtu.be/uDB5mZfzSEc
youtu.be/uDB5mZfzSEc
Kitano Takeshi: The Complete Ranked Filmography
YouTube video by Unseen Japan
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
New video! Kitano Takeshi, otherwise known as "Beat" Takeshi, is one of the most famous entertainers in Japan. He's also beloved abroad as a film director. Join us as we examine and rank every one of his 20 varied, amazing, frustrating, but rarely boring movies.
youtu.be/uDB5mZfzSEc
youtu.be/uDB5mZfzSEc
Cycling through different headers for my website. I'm liking this one at the moment, all devilish :D
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Cycling through different headers for my website. I'm liking this one at the moment, all devilish :D
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Dreamed I owned a struggling waffle factory, and woke up with the Birds Eye potato waffles song in my head.
Thanks, brain! 👍
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je3U...
Thanks, brain! 👍
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je3U...
Birdseye Potato Waffles- Waffely Versatile!
YouTube video by Matthew H-P
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November 25, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Dreamed I owned a struggling waffle factory, and woke up with the Birds Eye potato waffles song in my head.
Thanks, brain! 👍
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je3U...
Thanks, brain! 👍
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je3U...
Perry Farrell is an arse, but Jane's Addiciton and the album Ritual De Lo Habitual is the nearest I'll ever get to travelling back to a time and place in my life.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6vc...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6vc...
Jane's Addiction - Jane Says (Official Vinyl Video)
YouTube video by UPROXX Indie Mixtape
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November 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Perry Farrell is an arse, but Jane's Addiciton and the album Ritual De Lo Habitual is the nearest I'll ever get to travelling back to a time and place in my life.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6vc...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6vc...
Suicidal Tendencies - You Can't Bring Me Down
YouTube video by SuicidalTndncsVEVO
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November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM