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You don't need a crystal ball to predict what's going to happen next. And I don't need a tarot to know my future reaction. So, here it is, in advance.

NO WAR WITH IRAN.
I'm going to watch Wuthering Heights.

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back by breakfast.
a man in a leather jacket is standing in front of a red wall .
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February 19, 2026 at 12:39 PM
I'm investing in rope futures and lamppost stocks.

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Let's Lynch The Landlord
YouTube video by Dead Kennedys - Topic
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February 19, 2026 at 11:52 AM
If you don't want to be beaten down, refuse to join their race

Be exactly who you want to be, do what you want to do

I am he and she is she but you're they only you

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Crass - Big A Little A
YouTube video by AnarchoAlan
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February 19, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Me, when the Royal family is finally abolished.

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Kool & The Gang - Celebration
YouTube video by KoolAndTheGangVEVO
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February 19, 2026 at 11:37 AM
They arrested His Nonceness of Noncington on his birthday, too. 😁
a man wearing a watch holds his nose while watching a masterchef argentina show
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February 19, 2026 at 11:34 AM
King Jugears is apparently very upset his nonce brother has been nicked. He was last seen at Sandringham talking to a begonia.
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a crowd in a park .
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February 19, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Eating the rich is a bad idea. Very little nutrition, and a lot of the meat would be spoiled with ketamine. Now, using the rich as fuel....?
a man says " yeah it could work " while looking at the camera
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February 19, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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Holy shit.

A lot of people have suggested this, but I don’t think Lieu would make the allegation unless he had seen some evidence.
February 18, 2026 at 7:34 PM
You don't need a crystal ball to predict what's going to happen next. And I don't need a tarot to know my future reaction. So, here it is, in advance.

NO WAR WITH IRAN.
February 18, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Went down a rabbit hole of frauds and hucksters behind so-called 'real life' possession stories. Reality is much more disturbing than ghouls and ghosts.

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FRAUDS - The Truth About The Conjuring And The Warrens
YouTube video by WeWatchedAMovie
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February 18, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Damn, I got spicy noodle juice in my beard.
a man with a beard is holding a bottle of ketchup over his mouth
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February 18, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Starting on Season 3 of my rewatch of Schitt's Creek. :D
a man is sitting in a chair and saying i feel like that needs to be celebrated
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February 17, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I did some exercise.
a woman in a suit is saying everything hurts and i 'm dying
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February 17, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I accidentally watched some of that P.T. Barnum film with Hugh Jackman.
a cartoon of a man with glasses and a bow tie says i dont wanna live on this planet anymore
ALT: a cartoon of a man with glasses and a bow tie says i dont wanna live on this planet anymore
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February 17, 2026 at 12:55 PM
I hate AI. I hate the people who make it. I hate the people who post it. I hate that sometimes I fall for it.
February 16, 2026 at 7:53 PM
RIP Robert Duvall. Maybe the last of the truly great American cinema actors.

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🚩 ROBERT DUVALL - NETWORK (1976) Dir. Sidney Lumet
YouTube video by Darwin Pictures
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February 16, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Who says writers can't make merchandise? Who? Tell me? Hey, come back, I was asking you a question. Hey, you!
February 16, 2026 at 5:57 PM
The USA is the greatest country in the world! (Especially if you want to kiss your fish) 😂🐟

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i just wanna kiss my fish
YouTube video by YeeSkee588
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February 16, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Why bother with real testimonials, when you can just make them up? 😁

#writingtips
February 16, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Ron Death hated golf. Golfers were always dropping dead, and it was never on the first or second hole, always the eighteenth. Bloody inconsiderate bastards making him walk all that way.

~ Fetch
#writing
February 16, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Ron Death's black robes and scythe were stored in the attic. A reminder of a better time when he'd not had so much around the midriff, or so much work on. Now, he wore a tracksuit and had swapped the scythe for a butterfly knife. Efficient, but not half as iconic.

~ Fetch
#writing
February 16, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Even Death had to get his steps in. 52,898,000 a day, or thereabouts. Double that on Saturdays when the humans had the pesky habit of popping their clogs more.

~ Fetch
#writing
February 16, 2026 at 11:59 AM
This one started originally as a horror short, but then turned into a comedy novel about Death adopting a dog. :D

#writing #wip
February 16, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Reposted by Paul John Lyon
In 1990, Kitano Takeshi’s 1st directorial outing emerged shockingly fully formed. In filmographies, first films are usually very hit-or-miss. Violent Cop is different; it’s everything you’d expect from Kitano, boiled down to his components. Learn more in our full ranking!
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Kitano Takeshi: The Complete Ranked Filmography
YouTube video by Unseen Japan
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February 16, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Just in case anybody has forgotten, the rich protect the rich, no matter what horrific things they do.

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Hollywood Celebrities who signed the Polanski Petition
Roman Polanski is a Polish filmmaker who has been a fugitive from the U.S. criminal justice system, since 1978, after pledging guilty to statutory rape of a 13-year-old girl. He fled the country to Fr...
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February 15, 2026 at 3:07 PM