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This here’s Penny. She’s blissfully ignorant of pretty much everything, and I’m real, *real* jealous of her today.
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Congrats to NYC, the capital of Real America
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Congrats to NYC, the capital of Real America
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God over here playing Lucy with the football.
November 4, 2025 at 12:25 PM
God over here playing Lucy with the football.
Motion to change the national motto from “In God We Trust” to “Oh God, Now What?” Second?
October 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Motion to change the national motto from “In God We Trust” to “Oh God, Now What?” Second?
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Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison
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Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison
WASHINGTON—Vowing to restore and revitalize the facilities as a symbol of law, order, and justice, President Donald Trump ordered the U.S. government Monday to reopen Joann Fabrics and Crafts stores as federal prisons. “I am directing the Bureau of Prisons to use all 850 Joann locations to house America’s most ruthless and violent Offenders,” Trump wrote […]
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May 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison
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Did Trump and Hegseth’s focus on anti-DEI measures lead directly to confusion/distraction in the FAA and military?
January 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Did Trump and Hegseth’s focus on anti-DEI measures lead directly to confusion/distraction in the FAA and military?
In fairness, Pornhub could really be improved with the modern-day equivalent of a few Gahan Wilson (RIP) cartoons and the occasional Robert Sheckley (RIP) story.
January 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
In fairness, Pornhub could really be improved with the modern-day equivalent of a few Gahan Wilson (RIP) cartoons and the occasional Robert Sheckley (RIP) story.
Never did update to the EKS app. Just kept using the last rev of Twitter and displaying the “1” alert on the App Store as a badge of spite.
November 17, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Never did update to the EKS app. Just kept using the last rev of Twitter and displaying the “1” alert on the App Store as a badge of spite.
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you? (I am not getting rescued.)
November 12, 2024 at 3:33 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you? (I am not getting rescued.)
@acbanshees.bsky.social Hello. Imma follow you here.
November 8, 2024 at 4:27 PM
@acbanshees.bsky.social Hello. Imma follow you here.
This here’s Penny. She’s blissfully ignorant of pretty much everything, and I’m real, *real* jealous of her today.
November 6, 2024 at 6:39 PM
This here’s Penny. She’s blissfully ignorant of pretty much everything, and I’m real, *real* jealous of her today.