america really is at point where the local knitting club is plotting supply line disruptions against guys who dropped out of clown college because it wasnt racist enough
January 12, 2026 at 2:51 AM
america really is at point where the local knitting club is plotting supply line disruptions against guys who dropped out of clown college because it wasnt racist enough
8 days in and this year is already fucking insane
January 9, 2026 at 12:59 AM
8 days in and this year is already fucking insane
this is the worst post ive ever made and its not even close
January 8, 2026 at 3:44 AM
this is the worst post ive ever made and its not even close
i love gdq with all my heart but every year i tune in it feels more and more like a dnc fundraiser run by gamefaqs posters
January 8, 2026 at 3:21 AM
i love gdq with all my heart but every year i tune in it feels more and more like a dnc fundraiser run by gamefaqs posters
logged on and saw the news. got really fucking mad. logged back on after doing a bunch of shit: still really fucking mad!!
January 7, 2026 at 10:54 PM
logged on and saw the news. got really fucking mad. logged back on after doing a bunch of shit: still really fucking mad!!
if ai is a pen why cant i steal it from a doctors office
No sign of this being remotely true, by the way
January 7, 2026 at 1:12 AM
if ai is a pen why cant i steal it from a doctors office
AITA for destroying the moon to win a fist fight against a young child?
January 5, 2026 at 11:11 AM
AITA for destroying the moon to win a fist fight against a young child?
[every nation watcing the downfall of the US like its a crumbling building] man thats a big empire. good thing im directly under it for this incredible view.
January 4, 2026 at 1:38 AM
[every nation watcing the downfall of the US like its a crumbling building] man thats a big empire. good thing im directly under it for this incredible view.
gonna be a lot of dems that wont say a peep about elon but they'll keep going on about the epstein files. most basic moral litmus test on if they only care about polling slam dunks and not like, actual human souls.
January 2, 2026 at 10:59 PM
gonna be a lot of dems that wont say a peep about elon but they'll keep going on about the epstein files. most basic moral litmus test on if they only care about polling slam dunks and not like, actual human souls.
ok its not actually the new year but minutes ago i have received 45 dollars worth of beef and some vanilla pods for free. good sign for 2026 i think
December 31, 2025 at 11:17 PM
ok its not actually the new year but minutes ago i have received 45 dollars worth of beef and some vanilla pods for free. good sign for 2026 i think
2026 is going to be my year. i am a billionaire and i have purchased all rights to the year 2026 in perpetuity.
December 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
2026 is going to be my year. i am a billionaire and i have purchased all rights to the year 2026 in perpetuity.
not a single person has been mean to me. skill issue
No shock. This app has turned my mentions, and others, into mostly hate. But there are a few people worth connecting with
CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
December 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
not a single person has been mean to me. skill issue
ok thats it. im done. im out. this is somehow the line for me. i no longer desire the concept of brands. if you want to make a cookie and call it an oreo, fuckin' do it. i do not believe in the concept of owning a fucking cookie.
December 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
ok thats it. im done. im out. this is somehow the line for me. i no longer desire the concept of brands. if you want to make a cookie and call it an oreo, fuckin' do it. i do not believe in the concept of owning a fucking cookie.
they really released that shit looking like this
December 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
they really released that shit looking like this
the funniest possible outcome for hardware prices being this extreme is google reannouncing stadia like its morbius's second theatrical release
December 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM
the funniest possible outcome for hardware prices being this extreme is google reannouncing stadia like its morbius's second theatrical release
something i keep thinking about is how stupid the amounts of money tech companies have and how they could keep throwing it into the AI dumpsterfire until it does enough permanent systemic damage to miraculously dodge bankruptcy like uber or airbnb
December 17, 2025 at 7:50 AM
something i keep thinking about is how stupid the amounts of money tech companies have and how they could keep throwing it into the AI dumpsterfire until it does enough permanent systemic damage to miraculously dodge bankruptcy like uber or airbnb
i'm at the pizza hut
i'm at the taco bell
i'm at the combination lock with the bolt cutters. where do they keep the cash?
i'm at the taco bell
i'm at the combination lock with the bolt cutters. where do they keep the cash?
December 16, 2025 at 7:18 AM
i'm at the pizza hut
i'm at the taco bell
i'm at the combination lock with the bolt cutters. where do they keep the cash?
i'm at the taco bell
i'm at the combination lock with the bolt cutters. where do they keep the cash?
the singular most offputting thing about the new street fighter movie is it has netflix costume syndrome where it looks sterile and unworn, but also like they made the costumes before casting a single actor. even the basic shirts don't fit right.
the lighting makes it worse
the lighting makes it worse
December 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
the singular most offputting thing about the new street fighter movie is it has netflix costume syndrome where it looks sterile and unworn, but also like they made the costumes before casting a single actor. even the basic shirts don't fit right.
the lighting makes it worse
the lighting makes it worse
this is already the system we have. all billionaires are dipshits.
For all Universal HC/Single Payer/M4A advocates.
What do the biggest, expensive hospital chains do. Do they opt out and only serve the rich ?
Who in the USA gov runs the program?
R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?
What do the biggest, expensive hospital chains do. Do they opt out and only serve the rich ?
Who in the USA gov runs the program?
R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?
December 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
this is already the system we have. all billionaires are dipshits.
everyone: We don't like touching poop
tech company ceo: We will forcibly stick your entire hand into a pile of manure every time you eat, sleep, and get paid
the shareholder times: Based on current adoption rates, we conclude that everyone loves pooptouching their mother
tech company ceo: We will forcibly stick your entire hand into a pile of manure every time you eat, sleep, and get paid
the shareholder times: Based on current adoption rates, we conclude that everyone loves pooptouching their mother
November 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
everyone: We don't like touching poop
tech company ceo: We will forcibly stick your entire hand into a pile of manure every time you eat, sleep, and get paid
the shareholder times: Based on current adoption rates, we conclude that everyone loves pooptouching their mother
tech company ceo: We will forcibly stick your entire hand into a pile of manure every time you eat, sleep, and get paid
the shareholder times: Based on current adoption rates, we conclude that everyone loves pooptouching their mother
boycott mcdonalds btw
Trump's playlist includes the Undertaker's theme before his remarks at the McDonald's Summit
November 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
boycott mcdonalds btw
the reasons the republicans suddenly turned on trump are his increasing unpopularity and the inevitability of his dictatorship waning.
they smell weakness and this is their justification to hate him for it.
they smell weakness and this is their justification to hate him for it.
November 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
the reasons the republicans suddenly turned on trump are his increasing unpopularity and the inevitability of his dictatorship waning.
they smell weakness and this is their justification to hate him for it.
they smell weakness and this is their justification to hate him for it.
today has fully convinced me god is real and we are all sims in their ladderless swimming pool
November 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
today has fully convinced me god is real and we are all sims in their ladderless swimming pool
they really capitulated because planes were running late and they wanted to fly, huh
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
they really capitulated because planes were running late and they wanted to fly, huh