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when you play guilty gear you have to be one of these two people. i dont make the rules.
this is the only 23 and me that can accurately depict my origins
23 years ago today, Guilty Gear X2 was released on the PlayStation 2 in NA. It was developed by Arc System Works and published by Sammy Studios.
February 5, 2026 at 8:39 AM
chuck schumer: i condemn Elgorath the Forsaken Prince for entering his final, demonic phase with three additional health bars; but we shouldn't rise to the bait and attack the glowing red weakpoint on his chest.
February 5, 2026 at 1:08 AM
its called marvel tokon because arcsys are tokon a really long time to reveal more characters
February 4, 2026 at 12:39 AM
has there ever been a sequel to a game where the main character is the same person after a 10 year timejump but now theyre the opposite gender and there is zero explanation and everyone around them just treats the situation normally
February 2, 2026 at 11:06 PM
a guy named "demon" who has spent decades mastering forbidden assassination techniques and eroding his soul in the limitless pursuit for ultimate power: foolish whelp, you shall know endless suffering!

a mexican girl with two really big sticks: this is fair
February 2, 2026 at 10:22 PM
just saw someone talk about a twin stick shooter with lots of enemies and bullets like: "ive never seen a vampire survivors like but with aim and shooting" and im going absolutely insane
February 2, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
at this rate we're gonna learn epstein met with capcom a week before they announced gems in street fighter x tekken
February 1, 2026 at 9:32 PM
when you play guilty gear you have to be one of these two people. i dont make the rules.
January 31, 2026 at 2:48 AM
elon saying trump was in the epstein files because he was a witness and participant for the same crimes tracks entirely yeah
January 30, 2026 at 11:16 PM
making videos games is hard. gotta write in a secret language to make images do stuff when a person being i dont know presses a button. its actually kind of fucked up.
January 27, 2026 at 7:12 AM
got a tummy ache and now i am gods weakest soldier
January 27, 2026 at 1:50 AM
my copy of stardew valley is really pulling its weight this month
January 25, 2026 at 7:39 AM
some small part of why i think some dems in office are like "we need to reform" or whatever is like, they voted for this shit for their entire lives. they are seeing the fruits of their own incompetence. their ego cannot handle the fact that they gleefully offered our devils a sledgehammer.
January 25, 2026 at 3:35 AM
my brain looked at a bunch of lightly sauted vegetables in a tiny amount of olive oil and manifested the phrase "healthslop"

i think im more cooked than the food i just made
January 21, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 12:18 PM
while this might be crazy talk, i think the news should be good instead of bad
January 17, 2026 at 12:08 AM
this is such a hedge bc theyre gonna say its obeying the laws the instant trump is gone or the pr stops being bad
Murphy: The United States Congress should not fund a Department of Homeland Security that is not obeying the laws of the United States of America
January 13, 2026 at 11:26 PM
"abolish ice, abolish ice" okay okay. im giving more tax credits to oil companies and buying land in antarctica. what more do you want?
January 13, 2026 at 1:10 AM
oh no the cops arent protecting us against the secret police after a half-century of giving the cops more money. what if we also gave the secret police more money too. that will totally work.
January 13, 2026 at 1:07 AM
america really is at point where the local knitting club is plotting supply line disruptions against guys who dropped out of clown college because it wasnt racist enough
January 12, 2026 at 2:51 AM
8 days in and this year is already fucking insane
January 9, 2026 at 12:59 AM
this is the worst post ive ever made and its not even close
January 8, 2026 at 3:44 AM
i love gdq with all my heart but every year i tune in it feels more and more like a dnc fundraiser run by gamefaqs posters
January 8, 2026 at 3:21 AM
logged on and saw the news. got really fucking mad. logged back on after doing a bunch of shit: still really fucking mad!!
January 7, 2026 at 10:54 PM