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Helpful Advice: I think we can all agree that the government isn't exactly efficient. DOGE is not the answer however. Not that I actually expect "efficiency" to be a priority. It's just a way for rich people to fit rid of programs to help people instead.
February 12, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Helpful Advice: I think we can all agree that the government isn't exactly efficient. DOGE is not the answer however. Not that I actually expect "efficiency" to be a priority. It's just a way for rich people to fit rid of programs to help people instead.
Helpful Advice.... Needed: can some scientist please explain to me what the fuck happened here?
February 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Helpful Advice.... Needed: can some scientist please explain to me what the fuck happened here?
Helpful Advice: my wife decided to say fuck eggs I'm cornering the market on Sazon.
February 9, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Helpful Advice: my wife decided to say fuck eggs I'm cornering the market on Sazon.
Helpful Advice: see the good in things like this person right here.
February 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Helpful Advice: see the good in things like this person right here.
Helpful Advice: intolerance is stupid. Just learn to tolerate.....
Especially Lactose.
SMH
Especially Lactose.
SMH
February 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Helpful Advice: intolerance is stupid. Just learn to tolerate.....
Especially Lactose.
SMH
Especially Lactose.
SMH
Helpful Advice: Maybe, just maybe, don't vote for a president that threatens to deport your husband Riley Gaines. Btw, since it's the law and order party, the law says you must meet certain criteria to become a citizen... You should probably follow it.
youtu.be/hkt90B31ReY?...
youtu.be/hkt90B31ReY?...
MAGA Celebrity’s HUSBAND GETTING DEPORTED, She’s P*SSED!
YouTube video by Luke Beasley
youtu.be
January 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Helpful Advice: Maybe, just maybe, don't vote for a president that threatens to deport your husband Riley Gaines. Btw, since it's the law and order party, the law says you must meet certain criteria to become a citizen... You should probably follow it.
youtu.be/hkt90B31ReY?...
youtu.be/hkt90B31ReY?...
Helpful Advice: Thoughts and prayers are not going to do dick to survive these motherfuckers for the next 4 years. Shut the fuck up you fucking piece of trash.
January 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Helpful Advice: Thoughts and prayers are not going to do dick to survive these motherfuckers for the next 4 years. Shut the fuck up you fucking piece of trash.
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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Helpful Advice: well looks like 1950s CIA did something right. I'll read it and let you know the bullet points.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:
www.404media.co/declassified...
www.404media.co/declassified...
Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral
The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.
www.404media.co
January 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Helpful Advice: well looks like 1950s CIA did something right. I'll read it and let you know the bullet points.
Helpful Advice: 4 of the J6 terrorists have either been killed or thrown back in jail (that I know of). 4 down 1496 to go. Where is a Luigi when you need one?
January 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Helpful Advice: 4 of the J6 terrorists have either been killed or thrown back in jail (that I know of). 4 down 1496 to go. Where is a Luigi when you need one?
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Helpful Advice: do you think Ants look at humans as gods? I mean they don't know what we are but we could really fuck their whole world up if we wanted to. This has always and will always be a basis for my atheist beliefs. I may not know how much time I got but I. Sure as shit not wasting it
January 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Helpful Advice: do you think Ants look at humans as gods? I mean they don't know what we are but we could really fuck their whole world up if we wanted to. This has always and will always be a basis for my atheist beliefs. I may not know how much time I got but I. Sure as shit not wasting it
Helpful Advice: for all you retired or poor people who rely on Medicare who voted for Harris I am so, so sorry you have to go through this. For all you people who voted for trump (which on bluesky isn't many) and you voted for Trump, fuck you you deserve what you get.
January 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Helpful Advice: for all you retired or poor people who rely on Medicare who voted for Harris I am so, so sorry you have to go through this. For all you people who voted for trump (which on bluesky isn't many) and you voted for Trump, fuck you you deserve what you get.
Helpful Advice: of this happens I'm turning fucking Red Coat pretty fucking quick and becoming a traitor...
If the USA invades Greenland and provokes a shooting war with Europe over mineral rights I am going to start getting high on my own supply and expect the White Space backstory to come true: tech bros fuck off into space and leave the rest of us to clean up their mess.
January 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Helpful Advice: of this happens I'm turning fucking Red Coat pretty fucking quick and becoming a traitor...
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Alabama
Senator Tommy Tuberville 202-224-4124
Senator Katie Boyd Britt 202-224-5744
Alaska
Senator Lisa Murkowski 202-224-6665
Senator Dan Sullivan 202-224-3004
Arizona
Senator Mark Kelly 202-224-2235
Senator Ruben Gallego 202-224-4521
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Alabama
Senator Tommy Tuberville 202-224-4124
Senator Katie Boyd Britt 202-224-5744
Alaska
Senator Lisa Murkowski 202-224-6665
Senator Dan Sullivan 202-224-3004
Arizona
Senator Mark Kelly 202-224-2235
Senator Ruben Gallego 202-224-4521
1/17
January 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
List of ALL 100 U.S. Senators DC Contact Information:
Alabama
Senator Tommy Tuberville 202-224-4124
Senator Katie Boyd Britt 202-224-5744
Alaska
Senator Lisa Murkowski 202-224-6665
Senator Dan Sullivan 202-224-3004
Arizona
Senator Mark Kelly 202-224-2235
Senator Ruben Gallego 202-224-4521
1/17
Alabama
Senator Tommy Tuberville 202-224-4124
Senator Katie Boyd Britt 202-224-5744
Alaska
Senator Lisa Murkowski 202-224-6665
Senator Dan Sullivan 202-224-3004
Arizona
Senator Mark Kelly 202-224-2235
Senator Ruben Gallego 202-224-4521
1/17
Helpful Advice: when your wife makes the comment of beating the gen-x out of me (born in 82 so... Kinda in between) responding with WELL MAYBE I MISS THE BEATINGS may have not been the correct answer in retrospect.
Oh and fuck Trump.
Oh and fuck Trump.
January 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Helpful Advice: when your wife makes the comment of beating the gen-x out of me (born in 82 so... Kinda in between) responding with WELL MAYBE I MISS THE BEATINGS may have not been the correct answer in retrospect.
Oh and fuck Trump.
Oh and fuck Trump.
Helpful Advice: I rank this up there with the killing of healthcare CEOs as the best news I have heard in the last few weeks.
January 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Helpful Advice: I rank this up there with the killing of healthcare CEOs as the best news I have heard in the last few weeks.
Helpful Advice: speaking of cocksuckers....
January 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Helpful Advice: speaking of cocksuckers....
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Pritzker: "President Trump ought to be calling that out. If he doesn't agree with Elon Musk, if he doesn't agree with two Sieg Heils at his own rally and backing a party that backs Nazis, then he ought to say so. Why isn't Donald Trump speaking out?
January 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Pritzker: "President Trump ought to be calling that out. If he doesn't agree with Elon Musk, if he doesn't agree with two Sieg Heils at his own rally and backing a party that backs Nazis, then he ought to say so. Why isn't Donald Trump speaking out?
Helpful Advice: A bunch of smart, free thinking Alphas were standing around... All of them were trying to figure out who should go suck Trump's cock next. Eventually they all left with herpies... That the medical field can no longer track because we withdrew from WHO like dumb fucks.
As a free thinker alpha male one of my highest values is unquestioning obedience to authority. Boss knows best, that's why he's the boss
January 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Helpful Advice: A bunch of smart, free thinking Alphas were standing around... All of them were trying to figure out who should go suck Trump's cock next. Eventually they all left with herpies... That the medical field can no longer track because we withdrew from WHO like dumb fucks.
Helpful Advice: As a fat man I take pride in not standing like this fat piece of shit. No wonder Melania gets kissed by the Alpha in this picture with full support instead of what she did during the inauguration to her "husband"
January 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Helpful Advice: As a fat man I take pride in not standing like this fat piece of shit. No wonder Melania gets kissed by the Alpha in this picture with full support instead of what she did during the inauguration to her "husband"
Wise man!! #immigration #truth
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January 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Helpful Advice: well looks like I'm eating Costco hotdogs and Ben and Jerry's the next four years..... THIS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE OUTCOME... (May have a heart attack in four years but that's okay)
These are the good guys supporting DEI. Reward them with your business.
Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans
Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans
January 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Helpful Advice: well looks like I'm eating Costco hotdogs and Ben and Jerry's the next four years..... THIS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE OUTCOME... (May have a heart attack in four years but that's okay)
Helpful Advice: well maybe that is because the CEO is a Nazi and is a toxic piece of shit. Perhaps he should give the same speech in a mirror there Elon.
In email to X staff, Musk says "user growth is stagnant, revenue is unimpressive, and we're barely breaking even" 🤭
Exclusive | Wall Street Banks Prepare to Sell Billions of Dollars of X Loans
Banks are hoping to sell the X debt at around 90 to 95 cents on the dollar.
www.wsj.com
January 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Helpful Advice: well maybe that is because the CEO is a Nazi and is a toxic piece of shit. Perhaps he should give the same speech in a mirror there Elon.