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I'm starting to worry that America has lost its shpadoinkle
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If every Muslim voter in Dearborn voted for Harris, she still would have lost Michigan.

If she had won Michigan, she STILL WOULD HAVE LOST THE ELECTION.

If you want to blame voters for current conditions, feel free to blame the actual demographic responsible for Trump and that is WHITE PEOPLE.
December 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Umami implies the existence of Upapi
December 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Monkeys in movies is always sad
December 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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This is a tiresome writeup. Yes, APCs are bad for the humanities. That's why some of us have spent over a decade working on alternative models. These are barely mentioned.
November 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
This is...unsurprising, unfortunately.
This is a nuts story. An AI chatbot and image platform left millions of images exposed. They show what people are actually using the AI for: taking random women's yearbook, graduation, and social media photos and making super realistic hardcore porn with them
www.404media.co/ai-porn-secr...
Massive Leak Shows Erotic Chatbot Users Turned Women’s Yearbook Pictures Into AI Porn
Chatbot roleplay and image generator platform SecretDesires.ai left cloud storage containers of nearly two million of images and videos exposed, including photos and full names of women from social me...
www.404media.co
November 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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In defense of things staying mostly the same and making no distinctions about anything being better or worse than anything else, a manifesto
November 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Scanning the crowd at that Pope Leo film thing at the Vatican. Spike Lee and Cate Blanchett sure, but front row seat for Dario Argento 💥...
November 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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There is a genre of American Business Guy who looks like this basically as soon as they declare their major. Big 10 and SEC business schools 3D print them
This guy! Born in 1988!! He's a year older than Taylor Swift!
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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.@relxhq.bsky.social you perverts
November 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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This is a good article, worth reading.

Gigantic SUVs are a public health threat. Why don’t we treat them like one?

The anti-smoking playbook is worth studying and learning from, and is completely applicable to oversized cars.

Via @davidzipper.bsky.social in @vox.com #CarBloat
Gigantic SUVs are a public health threat. Why don’t we treat them like one?
The anti-tobacco playbook could help turn the US public against their beloved oversized cars.
www.vox.com
November 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Librarians told 404 Media they're being inundated with new pitches for AI library tech and catalogs are being flooded with AI slop books.

But more broadly, AI maximalism across society is supercharging the ideological war on libraries, schools, government workers, and academics.
AI Is Supercharging the War on Libraries, Education, and Human Knowledge
"Fascism and AI, whether or not they have the same goals, they sure are working to accelerate one another."
www.404media.co
November 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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You want to democratize "going to therapy"? Make it "free" as in paid by socialized healthcare. You want to democratize "making art"? Give people money and free time to express themselves.
October 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Bernie appearing on known piece of shit Tim Dillon's podcast is so disappointing.
No, Bernie, sending squads of goosestepping fascists to conduct mass raids and terrify entire communities is not "better." This is a godawful take and you should feel bad.
October 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
How does one get into the Halloween decorations business I wonder
October 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
August 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Jane Horrocks should've played The Joker
October 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Lately, it feels like the values of higher education (those written and quoted by the institutions) were all financially dependent.
October 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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“The reality is that the court is adjusting the law to make place for arbitrary power.”

To understand the Supreme Court's role in Trump's authoritarian project, I turned to the idea of a dual state: an authoritarian regime that keeps up a facade of normalcy

www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
The “dual state” theory was invented to describe Nazis. The Supreme Court could take us there.
Authoritarianism—but make it look like the rule of law.
www.motherjones.com
October 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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October 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Tim Dillon has never not been a piece of shit
Fuckin yikes, man
September 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Microdosing going off the grid*

* Leaving my phone in another room
September 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I felt compelled to make this and so I compel you to look at this
September 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Everyone that uses the term Transformative Agreement should put out a list of all the journals that stopped charging subscriptions. It's disingenuous. It's just double dipping #OASPA2025
September 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM