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Thanks to @kflay.bsky.social, I know how to pronounce acetaminophen
September 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Thanks to @kflay.bsky.social, I know how to pronounce acetaminophen
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look how they mAIssacred my boy
August 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
look how they mAIssacred my boy
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Today's Classic Cover of the Day is Sabriel by Garth Nix, illustrated by husband-and-wife pair Leo and Diane Dillon!
July 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Today's Classic Cover of the Day is Sabriel by Garth Nix, illustrated by husband-and-wife pair Leo and Diane Dillon!
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May 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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I've never lost Whamageddon. When does it start, because I just heard it today.....🤣☠️
June 23, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I've never lost Whamageddon. When does it start, because I just heard it today.....🤣☠️
He would have been 18 today. I still miss him every day.
May 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
He would have been 18 today. I still miss him every day.
Finding out you survived another round of layoffs when the last one was less than 6 mos ago is relieving, terrifying, and massively depressing.
May 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Finding out you survived another round of layoffs when the last one was less than 6 mos ago is relieving, terrifying, and massively depressing.
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Hi please check your closets for this issue of Play, it's the last one we need and nothing makes my librarian ass grumpier than missing exactly one issue of a publication. Two is fine, one makes me obsessive.
May 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Hi please check your closets for this issue of Play, it's the last one we need and nothing makes my librarian ass grumpier than missing exactly one issue of a publication. Two is fine, one makes me obsessive.
Was wondering a couple months ago if maybe the bunnies that hang out in my backyard had died as I hadn't seen them in a while. Suddenly realized I actually hadn't seen them because I never go back there anymore because Caesar passed away.
April 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Was wondering a couple months ago if maybe the bunnies that hang out in my backyard had died as I hadn't seen them in a while. Suddenly realized I actually hadn't seen them because I never go back there anymore because Caesar passed away.
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I somehow missed the chicken attack/yodeler song is a whole series:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=miom...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dAU...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qvO...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySxy...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=miom...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dAU...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qvO...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySxy...
Chicken Attack // Song Voyage // Japan // ft. Takeo Ischi
YouTube video by schmoyoho
www.youtube.com
April 7, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I somehow missed the chicken attack/yodeler song is a whole series:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=miom...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dAU...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qvO...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySxy...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=miom...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dAU...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qvO...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySxy...
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after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
January 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
WRT "May you live in interesting times"
We are living in The Onion times. At first glance, I can no longer be sure if the article headline I'm reading is satire or not. I do not wish to live in these times. Thanks, @theonion.com
We are living in The Onion times. At first glance, I can no longer be sure if the article headline I'm reading is satire or not. I do not wish to live in these times. Thanks, @theonion.com
April 1, 2025 at 1:33 PM
WRT "May you live in interesting times"
We are living in The Onion times. At first glance, I can no longer be sure if the article headline I'm reading is satire or not. I do not wish to live in these times. Thanks, @theonion.com
We are living in The Onion times. At first glance, I can no longer be sure if the article headline I'm reading is satire or not. I do not wish to live in these times. Thanks, @theonion.com
I wonder if the librarian will be upset again this year when they realize I have to pay for a card renewal (weird zoning law issues or something). Maybe I can see if I can pay for a couple other people's cards too.
March 31, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I wonder if the librarian will be upset again this year when they realize I have to pay for a card renewal (weird zoning law issues or something). Maybe I can see if I can pay for a couple other people's cards too.
MFW when I return an eBook 10 days early to the library and there's 200 people in line to check it out
March 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
MFW when I return an eBook 10 days early to the library and there's 200 people in line to check it out
I love that @profanity.accountant exists. Need to up my fuckin game
March 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I love that @profanity.accountant exists. Need to up my fuckin game
Yes plsssssss I need this #nostalgia right now @tacobell.bsky.social www.youtube.com/live/F9pbS7V...
#chilicheeseburrito #tacobell
#chilicheeseburrito #tacobell
Taco Bell Presents Live Más Live 2025
YouTube video by Taco Bell
www.youtube.com
March 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Yes plsssssss I need this #nostalgia right now @tacobell.bsky.social www.youtube.com/live/F9pbS7V...
#chilicheeseburrito #tacobell
#chilicheeseburrito #tacobell
Decided to do a search here for art done with ProCreate, and forgot that procreate is also a verb
February 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Decided to do a search here for art done with ProCreate, and forgot that procreate is also a verb
Some time ago I requested all notes/records from my doc, & looking them over today, I see they described my "general appearance" as "Calm, Cooperative, Interactive, disheveled" and while I don't disagree that I probably freq appear "disheveled", I want to know how specifically they decided that
February 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Some time ago I requested all notes/records from my doc, & looking them over today, I see they described my "general appearance" as "Calm, Cooperative, Interactive, disheveled" and while I don't disagree that I probably freq appear "disheveled", I want to know how specifically they decided that
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Let's go!!! 🚀
Here's a link to the Open Beta for Flashes (iOS-only for now)
Here's a link to the Open Beta for Flashes (iOS-only for now)
Join the Flashes for Bluesky beta
Available on iOS
testflight.apple.com
February 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Let's go!!! 🚀
Here's a link to the Open Beta for Flashes (iOS-only for now)
Here's a link to the Open Beta for Flashes (iOS-only for now)
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Defender's Quest 2 is released
Defender's Quest 2, at long last, is available to play.
www.fortressofdoors.com
January 31, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.”
The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out
The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out
"Everything I say leaks," Zuckerberg says in leaked meeting audio. "It sucks"
www.404media.co/zuckerberg-s...
www.404media.co/zuckerberg-s...
Zuckerberg Says 'Everything I Say Leaks' in Leaked Meeting Audio
"There are a bunch of things that I think are value-destroying for me to talk about, so I’m not going to talk about those."
www.404media.co
January 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.”
The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out
The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out
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