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helen
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a lady doing lady things
It's crazy that I'm printing out Fuck Nazi stickers to use. This is a bunch of bullshit.

I am taking requests.
February 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I'm eating pizza with truffle hot sauce, right next to my husband, who absolutely loathes truffle.

I'm waiting for him to smell it....

It's been 6 minutes......
February 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Was searching someone's tweet on Google. This is the page that popped up:
February 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
What ever happened to all those people who glued gemstones to their teeth?
January 26, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Did you know that Great Valu ice cream has ~600 calories in a pint and is less than $2.

Anyway, my dinner was super adult. Only one brain freeze!
January 23, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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CAL FIRE has deployed 20 pre-positioned engines, 4 hand crews, 4 bulldozers, and aircraft to support the local response to the #HughesFire in Southern California.
In total, more than 1,100 firefighters were strategically pre-positioned across the region to address the ongoing critical fire weather.
January 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Nazis: "that's a nazi salute"

Historians: "that's a nazi salute"

Average person: "that's a nazi salute"

The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."
January 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
January 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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January 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
🤌🏻
Fox’s level of incompetence is off the charts.
January 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Psssst
C'mere, ive got a secret...
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Elon Musk is a Nazi, pass it on.
January 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Something to stitch while bracing ourselves for the find out of times…
January 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
January 19, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Relevant "No one ever wrote a song called 'Fuck the Fire Department'" call out. #LAFires
January 10, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I have run out of cat treats. The tripod is looking at me with disappointment.
December 14, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Remember remember the fourth of December.
December 7, 2024 at 8:36 AM
I keep a container of salted peanuts on my nightstand. Very much a necessity.
December 6, 2024 at 10:16 AM
December 6, 2024 at 10:04 AM
did we peak at pump action super soakers?
December 4, 2024 at 10:32 PM
December 4, 2024 at 10:23 PM
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Happy Sunday!!! :)
December 1, 2024 at 3:12 PM
LEFT KNEE EXAMINATION UNDER ANESTHESIA, ARTHROSCOPY,ARTHROTOMY, MEDIAL PATELLOFEMORAL LIGAMENT RECONSTRUCTION W/ALLOGRAFT,ANTERIOR CRUCIATE LIGAMENT RECONSTRUCTION W/ALLOGRAFT,PARTIAL LATERAL MENISCECTOMY, CHONDROPLASTY,LATERAL RETINACULUM LENGTHENING PROCEDURE, ENTRANCE TROCHEOPLASTY, SYNOVECTOMY
December 2, 2024 at 11:59 AM