Heidi Schulz she/her
@heidischulz.bsky.social
NYT Bestselling author. Lies to children for fun and profit. You probably have a dog named Heidi but I don’t need to hear about it.
Good morning from my bed where I have turned on a white noise app to drown out the sound of my alarm going off in the bathroom, where I keep it to force me out of bed.
Oh no, I’ve outsmarted myself.
Oh no, I’ve outsmarted myself.
March 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Good morning from my bed where I have turned on a white noise app to drown out the sound of my alarm going off in the bathroom, where I keep it to force me out of bed.
Oh no, I’ve outsmarted myself.
Oh no, I’ve outsmarted myself.
Everything is garbage but last night, I sent in the first draft of a contacted novel for the first time in a decade so I’m going to make a little treehouse in this moment and live in it for awhile.
March 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Everything is garbage but last night, I sent in the first draft of a contacted novel for the first time in a decade so I’m going to make a little treehouse in this moment and live in it for awhile.
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“In 150 characters or less” by @nikitagill.bsky.social
January 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
“In 150 characters or less” by @nikitagill.bsky.social
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Did your child lose their book collection in the Los Angeles fires? Are you a teacher at a school that lost its library or your classroom library? Whether you need one book or a whole library, we can replace your books. 📚
Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏
Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏
January 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Did your child lose their book collection in the Los Angeles fires? Are you a teacher at a school that lost its library or your classroom library? Whether you need one book or a whole library, we can replace your books. 📚
Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏
Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏
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Did you know that Highlights has been running a scholarship for trans women and transfemme people who want to write children's and YA? You can apply here, or share it with your friends, or donate if you're so incline!
www.highlightsfoundation.org/trans-women-...
www.highlightsfoundation.org/trans-women-...
Trans Women Write Scholarship - Highlights Foundation
www.highlightsfoundation.org
January 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Did you know that Highlights has been running a scholarship for trans women and transfemme people who want to write children's and YA? You can apply here, or share it with your friends, or donate if you're so incline!
www.highlightsfoundation.org/trans-women-...
www.highlightsfoundation.org/trans-women-...
I co-founded #5amWritersClub way back in 2012. At that time, I’d get up, put on a robe and slippers, stumble to the kitchen for tea, let my dog out, and settle into my office by 5am or so. 1/3
January 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I co-founded #5amWritersClub way back in 2012. At that time, I’d get up, put on a robe and slippers, stumble to the kitchen for tea, let my dog out, and settle into my office by 5am or so. 1/3
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The censorship algorithm on Twitter reduced our audience by roughly 95%, and seriously, who does that to a wildlife biology & advocacy group ?
So we moved 😇 over here to BlueSky
If you could, please help us regain our following
Follow
Retweet and
Repeat ;-)
Together we can change the world.
So we moved 😇 over here to BlueSky
If you could, please help us regain our following
Follow
Retweet and
Repeat ;-)
Together we can change the world.
January 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The censorship algorithm on Twitter reduced our audience by roughly 95%, and seriously, who does that to a wildlife biology & advocacy group ?
So we moved 😇 over here to BlueSky
If you could, please help us regain our following
Follow
Retweet and
Repeat ;-)
Together we can change the world.
So we moved 😇 over here to BlueSky
If you could, please help us regain our following
Follow
Retweet and
Repeat ;-)
Together we can change the world.
I’m in the waiting room at the dermatologist and they are playing I Smell Sex and Candy. Huh.
January 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I’m in the waiting room at the dermatologist and they are playing I Smell Sex and Candy. Huh.
I’ve had an account here for a while, but tossed a coin and ended up spending my time on Threads—I’m fairly social media monogamous. However, it seems more of the people I want to keep up with have landed here, so hi! Catch me up. What have I missed? Other than the Alf hog thing.
November 13, 2024 at 10:32 PM
I’ve had an account here for a while, but tossed a coin and ended up spending my time on Threads—I’m fairly social media monogamous. However, it seems more of the people I want to keep up with have landed here, so hi! Catch me up. What have I missed? Other than the Alf hog thing.
This didn’t fix anything, but it helped.
November 13, 2024 at 4:06 AM
This didn’t fix anything, but it helped.
Gender is a construct and gender roles are stupid, but my husband has been in the kitchen starting some kind of festival of meats for over an hour already so happy boy thanksgiving to all who celebrate.
February 11, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Gender is a construct and gender roles are stupid, but my husband has been in the kitchen starting some kind of festival of meats for over an hour already so happy boy thanksgiving to all who celebrate.
I came home from a few solo days away to find we are all out of oat milk. Thank you for your thoughts and prayers at this trying time.
February 8, 2024 at 9:53 PM
I came home from a few solo days away to find we are all out of oat milk. Thank you for your thoughts and prayers at this trying time.
My dog, David, and I are on a little solo retreat. I brought him for company, because he is most bonded to me, and so my husband didn’t have to worry about him while he is at work. But it appears David also needed a vacation. He is having a wonderful time.
February 7, 2024 at 3:56 PM
My dog, David, and I are on a little solo retreat. I brought him for company, because he is most bonded to me, and so my husband didn’t have to worry about him while he is at work. But it appears David also needed a vacation. He is having a wonderful time.
I spent the last week in full Rot Girl Winter mode, slowly decomposing on the couch hanging out with Jake, snacks, movies, and video games—no plans or appointments, even unsure about the day of the week.
January 2, 2024 at 5:46 PM
I spent the last week in full Rot Girl Winter mode, slowly decomposing on the couch hanging out with Jake, snacks, movies, and video games—no plans or appointments, even unsure about the day of the week.
Hey Portland, come see me tomorrow in conversation with the one and only Eoin Colfer as we discuss his new novel, JUNIPER’S CHRISTMAS, at #PDXBookFest!
pdxbookfest.org/event/colfer...
pdxbookfest.org/event/colfer...
November 3, 2023 at 9:46 PM
Hey Portland, come see me tomorrow in conversation with the one and only Eoin Colfer as we discuss his new novel, JUNIPER’S CHRISTMAS, at #PDXBookFest!
pdxbookfest.org/event/colfer...
pdxbookfest.org/event/colfer...
My little werewolf loves his bubble machine.
October 6, 2023 at 3:36 PM
My little werewolf loves his bubble machine.
It’s October 1st, the day my most authentic self rises from the crypt for spooky season.
October 1, 2023 at 3:20 PM
It’s October 1st, the day my most authentic self rises from the crypt for spooky season.
I am thrilled to report that for the first time ever, it is now legal to pump your own gas in Oregon!
August 23, 2023 at 3:53 PM
I am thrilled to report that for the first time ever, it is now legal to pump your own gas in Oregon!
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That’s Smee in the corner
July 16, 2023 at 5:57 PM
That’s Smee in the corner
I went to see Joy Ride this afternoon and love it! (I would die for Deadeye.) Have any of you seen it? What did you think?
July 17, 2023 at 2:27 AM
I went to see Joy Ride this afternoon and love it! (I would die for Deadeye.) Have any of you seen it? What did you think?
We are going to list our house in a month or so. Today, I am packing up most of my office because I have a feeling that my creepy dolls and puppets, tarot cards, and books on witchcraft might be as off putting to some people as live, laugh, love and wine o’ clock signs are to me. ☹️☹️☹️
July 14, 2023 at 6:32 PM
We are going to list our house in a month or so. Today, I am packing up most of my office because I have a feeling that my creepy dolls and puppets, tarot cards, and books on witchcraft might be as off putting to some people as live, laugh, love and wine o’ clock signs are to me. ☹️☹️☹️
Writer friends, do you know of any good essay anthologies accepting submissions?
July 13, 2023 at 5:08 PM
Writer friends, do you know of any good essay anthologies accepting submissions?