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HEELS
@heelshxc.bsky.social
3 good boys playing uplifting but sad pop music.
Son: Dad, why did you break a drumstick?
Me: I was Practicing.
Son: You need to be a better drummer.
Me: You said it, Pal.
September 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
My Son just complained that a music video didn’t have enough shots of the drummer. That’s my Boy.
September 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
See you Friday at the Hi Tone
July 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
RIP Hulk Hogan.
I hope they make you join a union in the afterlife.
July 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The new vinyl is up for presale now!! Limited edition signed copies! heels.bigcartel.com
July 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
July 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
June 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
We are now the three that were meant to be. We are here to melt your fears and move your rears.
May 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
See you on The Merrycrest Sessions on YouTube this Tuesday 8pm. Central.
May 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Hundreds of public safety grants cut, worth $500 million, funded initiatives like drug treatment and gun violence prevention programs.
Justice Department cuts to public safety grants leave police and nonprofits scrambling
Hundreds of public safety grants cut, worth $500 million, funded initiatives like drug treatment and gun violence prevention programs.
www.npr.org
May 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I love Cons. Bought this 10 ft from the maga Superman actor and Ted “Rip off my own church for millions” Dibiase. Billy West is at this con and as I passed him I yelled “Billy West you’re a King”. His response was “And don’t you forget it Kid.”
May 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Happy 311 Day
if you are Down.
May your energy be Homebrew’d, colored Amber and Flowing.
March 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Coolbeans,
coolbeans,
coolbeans,
Coolbeeans
*to the tune of Jolene.
March 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
March 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Whenever you welcome guests, treat them with kindness, grace and respect. Simple as that.
February 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Heels-a-Thon today, doors at 4pm
Josh short standup set
Then Brennan acoustic set
Then Josh cooking demo and tasting
THEN Full new HEELS album live.
We have every piece of merch.
You have to do everything you can to continue your art so here we are. See you at the HiTone
February 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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This is why the Tesla boycott/divestment strategy can work where others have failed. If we can move Tesla stock, we can wipe out a huge amount (if not all) of Elon Musk's wealth.

This opportunity is too important not to pursue all-out. #TeslaTakedown
In case you’ve been seeing that a decline in Tesla’s stock price would be bad for Musk but aren’t sure why exactly, here’s a concise explanation from @kateconger.com and @rmac.bsky.social’s book on his acquisition of Twitter

@niedermeyer.online
February 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
For years I thought the Barenaked ladies song started “Broke into your apartment” and was blown away that it was so big being so creepy. I learned today it’s “Broke into the old apartment” and it instantly made the song boring as hell.
February 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
If you’re Over 35, sex BEFORE dinner is the way to go.
February 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
WASHINGTON—In an effort to assuage any fears over the constitutionality of the Trump administration’s flurry of executive actions, a D.C.-area think tank called The Himmler Institute reportedly assure...
theonion.com
February 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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(Fred Schneider voice) dirty deeds and they're done dirt CHEAP
February 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Dear Plain
Black Hoodie.
Your unwavering effectiveness is
sincerely appreciated.
January 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.
January 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Few things make me happy like spending way too much at the farmers market on food from people that barely speak English.
January 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM