Dottie Minerva
@hedtriplamarr.bsky.social
Like starting over (again)
No longer mentally ill & undermedicated enough to be funny on social media, bittersweet amiright
July 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
No longer mentally ill & undermedicated enough to be funny on social media, bittersweet amiright
(Me, a Medusa): Excuse me, sir, but my eyes are up HERE
February 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
(Me, a Medusa): Excuse me, sir, but my eyes are up HERE
Of all my ailments, it would appear that my crazy was the most contagious
February 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Of all my ailments, it would appear that my crazy was the most contagious
I legit love it when my period syncs with the full moon like yeesss come through werewolf uterus
August 19, 2024 at 11:09 PM
I legit love it when my period syncs with the full moon like yeesss come through werewolf uterus
I might not drink, but I'm still fun at parties (shows up to your party with a jar of human teeth for each guest)
July 30, 2024 at 9:37 PM
I might not drink, but I'm still fun at parties (shows up to your party with a jar of human teeth for each guest)
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Sorry boo I only crush on losers
July 27, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Sorry boo I only crush on losers
Considering a return to social media bc my cats aren't nearly appreciative enough of my acerbic wit
July 28, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Considering a return to social media bc my cats aren't nearly appreciative enough of my acerbic wit
It's been a little bit, fam. Check out my African violets tho
July 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM
It's been a little bit, fam. Check out my African violets tho
m&m's stole this idea from me
July 6, 2024 at 1:39 AM
m&m's stole this idea from me
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In a billion years we'll meet again - the carbon that once made our bodies will journey through space & live a thousand lives. On a distant, alien planet, our atoms will collide & coil & intertwine into something new, and though we'll be too far from here to even measure, it'll still feel like home
August 26, 2023 at 1:15 AM
In a billion years we'll meet again - the carbon that once made our bodies will journey through space & live a thousand lives. On a distant, alien planet, our atoms will collide & coil & intertwine into something new, and though we'll be too far from here to even measure, it'll still feel like home
I blame Raul Julia for my wildly unreasonable expectations of men
October 30, 2023 at 2:08 AM
I blame Raul Julia for my wildly unreasonable expectations of men
Falling asleep with my makeup on, as a little treat
September 19, 2023 at 11:16 PM
Falling asleep with my makeup on, as a little treat
PSA: big titty goth girlfriends aren't just a cute spooky season photo op, they're a year-round responsibility that you have to feed & remind to drink water & take their meds daily; not to mention the costs associated with their care like support bras, weed, & black eyeliner
September 6, 2023 at 10:45 PM
PSA: big titty goth girlfriends aren't just a cute spooky season photo op, they're a year-round responsibility that you have to feed & remind to drink water & take their meds daily; not to mention the costs associated with their care like support bras, weed, & black eyeliner
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“You get what you get and you don’t be upset,” I say to my mother looking over retirement home brochures
September 5, 2023 at 4:47 PM
“You get what you get and you don’t be upset,” I say to my mother looking over retirement home brochures
A lady in the skeets & a freak in the tweets
August 28, 2023 at 1:03 AM
A lady in the skeets & a freak in the tweets
A twisted mind is a terrible thing to waste
August 26, 2023 at 11:49 PM
A twisted mind is a terrible thing to waste
In a billion years we'll meet again - the carbon that once made our bodies will journey through space & live a thousand lives. On a distant, alien planet, our atoms will collide & coil & intertwine into something new, and though we'll be too far from here to even measure, it'll still feel like home
August 26, 2023 at 1:15 AM
In a billion years we'll meet again - the carbon that once made our bodies will journey through space & live a thousand lives. On a distant, alien planet, our atoms will collide & coil & intertwine into something new, and though we'll be too far from here to even measure, it'll still feel like home
Making Halloween stickers for my friends & I'm off to a great start
August 26, 2023 at 1:05 AM
Making Halloween stickers for my friends & I'm off to a great start
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twitter users stone age
in 2023 hunter-gatherers
🤝
mastodon attempt failed,
turned to sky worship for sustenance
in 2023 hunter-gatherers
🤝
mastodon attempt failed,
turned to sky worship for sustenance
August 23, 2023 at 4:17 PM
twitter users stone age
in 2023 hunter-gatherers
🤝
mastodon attempt failed,
turned to sky worship for sustenance
in 2023 hunter-gatherers
🤝
mastodon attempt failed,
turned to sky worship for sustenance
Reposted by Dottie Minerva
Reposted by Dottie Minerva
A vampire hissing at the sunlight, but it's just me spraying Febreeze at the sink full of dishes.
August 24, 2023 at 6:07 PM
A vampire hissing at the sunlight, but it's just me spraying Febreeze at the sink full of dishes.
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I just want someone who's as needy for me as my creditors.
August 24, 2023 at 6:20 PM
I just want someone who's as needy for me as my creditors.
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The only promises I've ever broken are wedding vows.
August 24, 2023 at 6:25 PM
The only promises I've ever broken are wedding vows.
The most valuable thing you can give someone is your time - pay attention to what they do with that gift
August 25, 2023 at 12:13 AM
The most valuable thing you can give someone is your time - pay attention to what they do with that gift
@captantagonist.bsky.social I just wanted to let you know that I finally got brave enough to watch the new futuramas and so far I have to say they're killing it!
August 18, 2023 at 10:11 PM
@captantagonist.bsky.social I just wanted to let you know that I finally got brave enough to watch the new futuramas and so far I have to say they're killing it!