Delicious Disaster
@booksandaxes.bsky.social
Professional Monster
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Sometimes in anger
I write letters to the moon
It’s beautiful shine
sends a calm reply
and gets my soul in tune
I write letters to the moon
It’s beautiful shine
sends a calm reply
and gets my soul in tune
November 27, 2023 at 12:00 AM
Sometimes in anger
I write letters to the moon
It’s beautiful shine
sends a calm reply
and gets my soul in tune
I write letters to the moon
It’s beautiful shine
sends a calm reply
and gets my soul in tune
We swear by a haunted love that dances beneath a full moon.
November 28, 2023 at 10:04 AM
We swear by a haunted love that dances beneath a full moon.
The last year nearly broke me, and I'm more thankful for a lot of you than you know.
November 26, 2023 at 7:23 PM
The last year nearly broke me, and I'm more thankful for a lot of you than you know.
Sunset whispers that lead to sunrise kisses.
November 26, 2023 at 7:21 PM
Sunset whispers that lead to sunrise kisses.
It's not a crime If the hooker takes a nap with you. It's called restitution.
November 26, 2023 at 7:19 PM
It's not a crime If the hooker takes a nap with you. It's called restitution.
Wanna try something stupid?
-Me flirting
-Me flirting
November 26, 2023 at 7:18 PM
Wanna try something stupid?
-Me flirting
-Me flirting
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Maybe in my next life I’ll get to be a cactus or something.
November 13, 2023 at 12:21 AM
Maybe in my next life I’ll get to be a cactus or something.
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294736 mental health days might seem excessive to some… unless you’re me.
November 13, 2023 at 1:37 PM
294736 mental health days might seem excessive to some… unless you’re me.
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I’m just gonna let this shit storm whisk me away.
November 13, 2023 at 8:01 PM
I’m just gonna let this shit storm whisk me away.
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The moon is my solace.
November 14, 2023 at 1:28 AM
The moon is my solace.
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My ability to forget things is quite unforgettable.
November 14, 2023 at 2:40 PM
My ability to forget things is quite unforgettable.
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I don’t think this box of kleenex really wants to comfort me.
November 14, 2023 at 6:41 PM
I don’t think this box of kleenex really wants to comfort me.
Not everyone finds nineties country music sexy, but that's just the way the thunder rolls.
October 23, 2023 at 10:45 PM
Not everyone finds nineties country music sexy, but that's just the way the thunder rolls.
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come with me and you'll be in a world of pure fabrication
October 20, 2023 at 7:44 PM
come with me and you'll be in a world of pure fabrication
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if by horny you mean wearing deer antlers whilst sacrificing you to the old gods, then yes baby, i’m horny
September 19, 2023 at 3:39 PM
if by horny you mean wearing deer antlers whilst sacrificing you to the old gods, then yes baby, i’m horny
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It’s not a rut. It’s a groove.
October 20, 2023 at 3:33 PM
It’s not a rut. It’s a groove.
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Divorced parents latch key kid, logging on.
September 29, 2023 at 3:17 AM
Divorced parents latch key kid, logging on.
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It’s never too late to say to that special person in your life, "Are you going to finish that?"
August 27, 2023 at 3:27 AM
It’s never too late to say to that special person in your life, "Are you going to finish that?"
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Sweet As Pie Sticky As Honey would be a jazz song about sex.
Remember that old jazz song 🎶 Sweet As Pie Sticky As Honey 🎶?
No, you don't. I just made it up.
But you can sing it in your head, can't you? You can hear the music.
No, you don't. I just made it up.
But you can sing it in your head, can't you? You can hear the music.
September 15, 2023 at 4:13 AM
Sweet As Pie Sticky As Honey would be a jazz song about sex.
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They say you shouldn't drive distracted...
that's why I make my kids run along side the car.
that's why I make my kids run along side the car.
September 13, 2023 at 1:38 AM
They say you shouldn't drive distracted...
that's why I make my kids run along side the car.
that's why I make my kids run along side the car.