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HeckinTeagan
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Michigan 🧤 | Student Pilot ✈️ | Occasional Streamer 🎦 | Amateur YouTuber 🖥 | gamer 🎮 | 🏳️‍⚧️ | Very Tired infosec curmudgeon 💤🔐

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HeckinTeagan @heckinteagan.bsky.social · Oct 17
Hi Lovelies I'm Teagan. I'm a student pilot, occasional Twitch streamer and amateur YouTuber. I'm working to share my love and passion for aviation through video. I'm also a lowercase g gamer and currently playing (and streaming) Lies Of P.

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heckinteagan.bsky.social
Thanks to everyone who stopped by! (Now with less typos)
November 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
heckinteagan.bsky.social
I'm in my BusTuber arc, and I'm going live in a few moments to play some Cobalt Core, and see where the night takes us.

Join me

www.twitch.tv/heckinteagan
HeckinTeagan - Twitch
Variety Streamer. I enjoy playing indie games, retro SNES/N64 era games, and the occasional big title. Current schedule is Tue/Thu at 8pm Eastern, and the occasional Surprise Saturday Stream.
www.twitch.tv
November 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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lake-michigan.live
Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:
Rotating cam atop the SE corner of Soldier Field. // Image captured at: 2025-11-29 22:02:19 UTC (about 4 min. prior to this post) // Current Temp in Chicago: 28.93 F | -1.71 C // Precip: snow // Wind: ESE at 14.965 mph | 24.08 kph // Humidity: 90%
November 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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malwaretech.com
This is the kind of statement I'd expect from a straight out of college intern whose rose tinted glasses I'm about to shatter. My guy, cybersecurity is a dumpster fire, nothing works how you expect, and app whitelisting is about 30 levels of effort above what the average company is doing.
November 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
heckinteagan.bsky.social
This is a collection words, that's for sure
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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retrotechdreams.bsky.social
Windows 98 Plus: Geometry
November 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
heckinteagan.bsky.social
Oh good, we're doing farticles.
dieworkwear.bsky.social derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 2d
Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
The Washington Post headline reads: "Try a ‘fart walk’ to ease the pressure after that big Thanksgiving meal Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down. November 24, 2025" Accompanying the article if a black ad white photo of someone walking on what appears to be a cold fall day. The camera is capturing their back as they're walking in a park with leaves on the ground. They are wearing a black coat and black leggings. The Washington Post has added radiating yellow lines from their butt to suggest they're farting. The photo credit says the image is from iStock.
November 29, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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discountvillain.bsky.social
#StevenUniverse #Peridot
Peridot in a hoodie, sitting with her legs beneath her and looking rather dejected.
November 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
heckinteagan.bsky.social
Heck yea let's do it
WHAT...Heavy snow expected. Total snow accumulations between 6 and 10 inches. * WHERE...Portions of central, south central, southwest, and west central Michigan. * WHEN...From 7 AM Saturday to 10 AM EST Sunday. * IMPACTS...Roads, and especially bridges and overpasses, will likely become slick and hazardous. Visibilities may drop below 1/4 mile due to falling snow. * ADDITIONAL DETAILS...Heaviest snow and worst travel conditions are expected Saturday afternoon and Saturday night
November 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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sphealposting.bsky.social
Wednesday, 499.99 poke dollars: spheal doesn't care Thursday, 499.99 poke dollars: spheal doesn't care Black friday, was 699.99 poke dollars now 499.99 poke dollars: spheal is very happy and excited to buy the hypothetical item at the "discounted" price what do you think he is buying
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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patigallardo.bsky.social
Just wait until some C suite decides to replace your doctor with an LLM:
«I am deeply regretful. I've realized the user did not give permission [to nuke the entire D drive]»

Hashtag this is fine or whatever
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November 28, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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feelcanadian.com
All chess is 4D chess that's why they have that time clock thingy.
November 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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assignedmale.bsky.social
Sure thing, will do!
4 frame comic. The author gets told by a random guy : hey degenerate, go to therapy! She replies : sure thing, will do! A bearded man behind a desk tells her : yeah no, not only should you keep being yourself, but I think you should increase the thing. She says : sure thing, will do!
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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retrotechdreams.bsky.social
I took this screenshot of the Ask Jeeves website in 2002. It sat on an old LaCie drive for decades.
November 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
heckinteagan.bsky.social
Does the pope shit in the woods
November 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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lake-michigan.live
Current* conditions near Traverse City, MI:
NE view from the intersection of Cass St and Front St in Traverse City with Traverse Bay and Lake Michigan beyond. // Image captured at: 2025-11-28 04:36:06 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Current Temp in Traverse City: 30.62 F | -.77 C // Precip: overcast clouds // Wind: WNW at 19.573 mph | 31.50 kph // Humidity: 64%
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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aplante.com
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
screenshot of a tumblr post from user “wildmansters” The thing that really boils my potatoes about Al in general is that I have been a creative professional for over a decade now and the devil has ALWAYS been in the details. Big and small, I've had single-person businesses rip me to shreds over how their colors turned out on newsprint, and have worked with huge companies with THICK brand guidelines with every detail of their brand identity laid out and enforced with an iron fist. But I guess all of that stuff doesn't matter anymore? Who gives a fuck if this Al generated baby has six fingers, that mom-and-pop shop is still going to use it. That rug from Temu says Happy Thanksgivirg? Oh well haha it's just a silly funny thing now (nevermind that you never would have given a B-grade item from a craft show the same consideration). I don't actually care that the Al Coca-cola ad has a truck that changes size every scene, but I can't help but think about how, if it had been some poor underpaid artist, they would have been laughed out of the building. I don't really know how to put it in a succint way but it just feels all the more obvious how much more grace and flexibility has always been possible but never offered.
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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katmabu.bsky.social
This is not a bit. It is a 1996 NYT recipe that I found in college and will swear by til the day I die.
www.nytimes.com/1996/11/27/g...
High-Heat Roasting Makes Tom Turkey A Bird of Paradise (Published 1996)
www.nytimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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katmabu.bsky.social
broke: overnight brine, roasting a turkey for hours, obsessively basting

woke: shove the bird in a 500 degree oven for an hour and a half
A perfectly-browned turkey sits atop a baking sheet. Its skin is so crisp that it makes a sound if you hit it with a spoon. The meat is so tender, it practically melts in your mouth. There are also potato quarters scattered around the sheet — far fewer than the number we started with because I kept eating them as a snack while the turkey cooked.
November 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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randytayler.com
OUT: Turducken

IN: this monstrosity created by @dmacalvert.bsky.social
An unsettling hybrid of Popeye and Donald Duck, just in time for Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
heckinteagan.bsky.social
Sometimes you don't know words

#tunic #gaming #twitchClips

youtube.com/shorts/Ji8Qq...
I don't know those words #gaming #games #steam #gameplay #tunic #streaming #twitchclips #twitch
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November 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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lake-michigan.live
Current* conditions near Traverse City, MI:
View of the Hagerty Center at Northwestern Michigan College. // Image captured at: 2025-11-27 19:25:14 UTC (about 11 min. prior to this post) // Current Temp in Traverse City: 30.80 F | -.67 C // Precip: light snow // Wind: WNW at 16.106 mph | 25.9 kph // Humidity: 74%
November 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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cendyne.dev
You know you've signed up with a reputable company when they haven't checked their address in their emails
Company name 99 street address City, state 000-000
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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jacquelyngill.bsky.social
ChatGPT’s signature writing style is everywhere now, and I hate it. It reminds me of when we tried mixing all the beverages at the soda fountain in middle school. We didn’t actually create the perfect drink, we just made a cloying monstrosity that lost everything good about its constituent parts.
November 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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lake-michigan.live
Current* conditions near Traverse City, MI:
NE view from the intersection of Cass St and Front St in Traverse City with Traverse Bay and Lake Michigan beyond. // Image captured at: 2025-11-27 20:06:05 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Current Temp in Traverse City: 30.74 F | -.70 C // Precip: light snow // Wind: WNW at 19.573 mph | 31.50 kph // Humidity: 76%
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM