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@heartofophelia.bsky.social
This feels like the bad place.
January 15, 2026 at 12:05 PM
This feels like the bad place.
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Gallego: "They literally murdered an American. What happened that day was absolute murder and that ICE officer should be in jail ... I didn't wear a mask in Iraq."
January 13, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Gallego: "They literally murdered an American. What happened that day was absolute murder and that ICE officer should be in jail ... I didn't wear a mask in Iraq."
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THIS. And also how are you gonna tell me that a book character who looks mid-20s is gonna be played by a man in his 40s
Me when everyone says they keep picturing Henry Cavill as all the book boyfriends.
It’s the way I have beef with this man cause y’all wont stop bringing him up.
It’s the way I have beef with this man cause y’all wont stop bringing him up.
a man wearing a lanyard that says community recovery on it
ALT: a man wearing a lanyard that says community recovery on it
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2026 at 12:18 AM
THIS. And also how are you gonna tell me that a book character who looks mid-20s is gonna be played by a man in his 40s
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Bluesky: where you express angst and 204 people post support.
Twitter: where people yell into the abyss and it claps back with 32 likes and 3 death threats.
Twitter: where people yell into the abyss and it claps back with 32 likes and 3 death threats.
January 5, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Bluesky: where you express angst and 204 people post support.
Twitter: where people yell into the abyss and it claps back with 32 likes and 3 death threats.
Twitter: where people yell into the abyss and it claps back with 32 likes and 3 death threats.
introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hi, I'm a tornado
Hi, I'm a tornado
introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
hi i’m my (ex)stepmother 🧟♀️
hi i’m my (ex)stepmother 🧟♀️
introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
hi, i'm the pacific ocean 🌊
hi, i'm the pacific ocean 🌊
January 2, 2026 at 6:21 PM
introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hi, I'm a tornado
Hi, I'm a tornado
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It’s 2026! Here are my ins and outs for Cultured Mag.
January 2, 2026 at 4:41 PM
It’s 2026! Here are my ins and outs for Cultured Mag.
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If my team loses on the first day of the new year, boy that’s really gonna set the tone for me
michael scott is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
ALT: michael scott is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 4:07 AM
If my team loses on the first day of the new year, boy that’s really gonna set the tone for me
stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness!
December 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness!
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I am.
December 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I am.
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Beyond parody
Netanyahu announces that he's awarding the Israel Prize to President Trump. Trump says it's "surprising and very much appreciated"
December 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Beyond parody
if you see this, post a random fact about yourself
i tried to give myself a tattoo with sewing needles and my mom's calligraphy ink pots when i was 12. i ended up in the emergency room.
i tried to give myself a tattoo with sewing needles and my mom's calligraphy ink pots when i was 12. i ended up in the emergency room.
if you see this, post a random fact about yourself
I saw the spirits of my mother and grandmother after they died. My mother only once, but I saw my grandmother off and on for years. Until I was 10. Then I never saw either one again
I saw the spirits of my mother and grandmother after they died. My mother only once, but I saw my grandmother off and on for years. Until I was 10. Then I never saw either one again
if you see this, post a random fact about yourself
my younger bro loved wwe so as a teen i coded a popular online fantasy wrestling game where ppl paid to compete by roleplaying and he drew their characters lmao. sold it when i moved to nyc to code professionally
my younger bro loved wwe so as a teen i coded a popular online fantasy wrestling game where ppl paid to compete by roleplaying and he drew their characters lmao. sold it when i moved to nyc to code professionally
December 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
if you see this, post a random fact about yourself
i tried to give myself a tattoo with sewing needles and my mom's calligraphy ink pots when i was 12. i ended up in the emergency room.
i tried to give myself a tattoo with sewing needles and my mom's calligraphy ink pots when i was 12. i ended up in the emergency room.
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All I want for Christmas is for everyone to lower their expectations.
December 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
All I want for Christmas is for everyone to lower their expectations.
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“He raped me.”
“Donald J Trump had raped her along with Jeffrey Epstein.”
“She was found with her head ‘blown off’… there was no way it was a suicide.”
Now we’re starting to see why Trump was hiding the Epstein files, and it probably gets much worse.
“Donald J Trump had raped her along with Jeffrey Epstein.”
“She was found with her head ‘blown off’… there was no way it was a suicide.”
Now we’re starting to see why Trump was hiding the Epstein files, and it probably gets much worse.
December 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
“He raped me.”
“Donald J Trump had raped her along with Jeffrey Epstein.”
“She was found with her head ‘blown off’… there was no way it was a suicide.”
Now we’re starting to see why Trump was hiding the Epstein files, and it probably gets much worse.
“Donald J Trump had raped her along with Jeffrey Epstein.”
“She was found with her head ‘blown off’… there was no way it was a suicide.”
Now we’re starting to see why Trump was hiding the Epstein files, and it probably gets much worse.
happy winter solstice to all who celebrate
a group of women are dancing around a fire in a field at night .
ALT: a group of women are dancing around a fire in a field at night .
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
happy winter solstice to all who celebrate
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I knew the Epstein files would be really bad when Trump groveled to someone who has the impulse control of a sugar-drunk toddler at Chuck E. Cheese.
December 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I knew the Epstein files would be really bad when Trump groveled to someone who has the impulse control of a sugar-drunk toddler at Chuck E. Cheese.
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I will never get tired of that clip of Anthony Joshua knocking out Jake Paul. Absolute cinema.
December 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I will never get tired of that clip of Anthony Joshua knocking out Jake Paul. Absolute cinema.
how your email finds me
December 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
how your email finds me
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Time for my semi-regular and totally random reminder that you do not know anything about professional athletes and celebrities behind closed doors, especially not their personalities and beliefs, and that almost all "he's one of the good ones" narratives are entirely invented based on nothing.
December 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Time for my semi-regular and totally random reminder that you do not know anything about professional athletes and celebrities behind closed doors, especially not their personalities and beliefs, and that almost all "he's one of the good ones" narratives are entirely invented based on nothing.
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Justice Department • Friday Deadline
I don’t care what your political affiliation is, your social status, power or wealth.
Anyone that has participated in sex trafficking, abusing & raping children/women must be held accountable!
Release The Epstein Files!
#EpsteinClientList
Thread 1/3🧵
I don’t care what your political affiliation is, your social status, power or wealth.
Anyone that has participated in sex trafficking, abusing & raping children/women must be held accountable!
Release The Epstein Files!
#EpsteinClientList
Thread 1/3🧵
December 19, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Justice Department • Friday Deadline
I don’t care what your political affiliation is, your social status, power or wealth.
Anyone that has participated in sex trafficking, abusing & raping children/women must be held accountable!
Release The Epstein Files!
#EpsteinClientList
Thread 1/3🧵
I don’t care what your political affiliation is, your social status, power or wealth.
Anyone that has participated in sex trafficking, abusing & raping children/women must be held accountable!
Release The Epstein Files!
#EpsteinClientList
Thread 1/3🧵
Well I didn't expect that but it's fairly true.
December 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Well I didn't expect that but it's fairly true.
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gag me, good lord
Miriam Adelson encourages Trump to serve an illegal third term during a Hanukkah celebration at the White House. The crowd chants "four more years!"
December 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
gag me, good lord
"Show me how your 2025 went"
December 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
"Show me how your 2025 went"
I wish it wasn't so expensive to move to another country.
December 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I wish it wasn't so expensive to move to another country.
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Start naming mass shootings after politicians who take money from the NRA.
December 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Start naming mass shootings after politicians who take money from the NRA.