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Anxiety Experts Recommend Sneaking Off To Do Drugs In Bathroom https://theonion.com/anxiety-experts-recommend-sneaking-off-to-do-drugs-in-bathroom/
January 20, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Anxiety Experts Recommend Sneaking Off To Do Drugs In Bathroom https://theonion.com/anxiety-experts-recommend-sneaking-off-to-do-drugs-in-bathroom/
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What I’ve learned about American politics the last decade is there is an annoyingly sizable population that does not actually believe in anything and simply imprints on the latest thing they heard on the radio like a duckling
January 16, 2026 at 3:06 PM
What I’ve learned about American politics the last decade is there is an annoyingly sizable population that does not actually believe in anything and simply imprints on the latest thing they heard on the radio like a duckling
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me describing my taste in men
January 15, 2026 at 2:38 AM
me describing my taste in men
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every once in a while i remember this door
January 10, 2026 at 6:00 PM
every once in a while i remember this door
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How To Stick To Your New Year’s Resolutions https://theonion.com/how-to-stick-to-your-new-years-resolutions/
January 2, 2026 at 10:00 PM
How To Stick To Your New Year’s Resolutions https://theonion.com/how-to-stick-to-your-new-years-resolutions/
Tired & sad but at least this dick above average
December 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Tired & sad but at least this dick above average
Twin Peaks: Faggot Walk With Me
December 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Twin Peaks: Faggot Walk With Me
*praying over my eggo waffles* Dear Lord, thank you for giving me the Strength to Punish My Enemies, and for giving me Power over Life & Death
December 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
*praying over my eggo waffles* Dear Lord, thank you for giving me the Strength to Punish My Enemies, and for giving me Power over Life & Death
As a cancer, I possess the special abilities of clairvoyance, empathy, minute by minute mood swings, and infinite grudge holding
December 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
As a cancer, I possess the special abilities of clairvoyance, empathy, minute by minute mood swings, and infinite grudge holding
Having a normal family must be so fucking nice dude. I wish I knew how that shit feels.
December 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Having a normal family must be so fucking nice dude. I wish I knew how that shit feels.
sadly, i am only an eel
December 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
sadly, i am only an eel
*chanting to myself* it’s gonna be ok. it’s gonna be ok. things are gonna be ok
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
*chanting to myself* it’s gonna be ok. it’s gonna be ok. things are gonna be ok
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Exhausted Stable Boy Clearly Just Going Through Motions Of Tearing Open Bodice https://theonion.com/exhausted-stable-boy-clearly-just-going-through-motions-of-tearing-open-bodice/
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Exhausted Stable Boy Clearly Just Going Through Motions Of Tearing Open Bodice https://theonion.com/exhausted-stable-boy-clearly-just-going-through-motions-of-tearing-open-bodice/
Life & the people you surround yourself with should lift each other up, especially in these strange socio-economic times.
“Community” is the goalpost, but you should be focused on what your true friends & inner circle should be doing to support each other, even if that changes from place to place
“Community” is the goalpost, but you should be focused on what your true friends & inner circle should be doing to support each other, even if that changes from place to place
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Life & the people you surround yourself with should lift each other up, especially in these strange socio-economic times.
“Community” is the goalpost, but you should be focused on what your true friends & inner circle should be doing to support each other, even if that changes from place to place
“Community” is the goalpost, but you should be focused on what your true friends & inner circle should be doing to support each other, even if that changes from place to place
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
I’m both of them combined I fear
Jennifer Lawrence reacts to Robert Pattinson saying he would return for another ‘Twilight’ movie during Vanity Fair’s lie detector test.
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I’m both of them combined I fear
Proud of my home state!
November 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Proud of my home state!
If you unironically use the acronym “oomf” I think you deserve to be publicly shamed
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
If you unironically use the acronym “oomf” I think you deserve to be publicly shamed
At this point I’m too afraid to ask what pickleball is
October 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
At this point I’m too afraid to ask what pickleball is
My heart! She longs for something. What does this bitch want
October 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
My heart! She longs for something. What does this bitch want
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It is once again time
October 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
It is once again time
Confessions on a Dance Floor is truly a flawless album
October 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Confessions on a Dance Floor is truly a flawless album
gonna start working out solely to become an underground pit fighter in a dingy bar when society collapses
August 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
gonna start working out solely to become an underground pit fighter in a dingy bar when society collapses
I’m a really nice person but also a massive bully at the same time & that’s MY burden to bear
August 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I’m a really nice person but also a massive bully at the same time & that’s MY burden to bear