poisonheadcrabsalesman
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Adult | Stumpy - Any pronouns - spreader of side character propaganda - ready to commit to a bit at any moment - header by @spacecataclysm
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I do not go to die on hills, I camp out on them. I thrive on hills. I will establish a basecamp on a hill and build fortifications over years. No bit is not worth a long campaign and gaining enemies. I will outlast them all.
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19 year old mutual: Have you perhaps considered that shipping the princess with the knight has a problematic power imbalance, hmmmmm?
30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch
30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
19 year old mutual: Have you perhaps considered that shipping the princess with the knight has a problematic power imbalance, hmmmmm?
30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch
30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch
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spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
#Potluck2025 is going well and so is our fundraiser! Check it out here: tilt.fyi/43w0zAHVt1
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
#Potluck2025 is going well and so is our fundraiser! Check it out here: tilt.fyi/43w0zAHVt1
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Fundraiser for Feeding America is live! #potluck2025
Check it out! Tell your friends!
Fundraiser for Feeding America is live! #potluck2025
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November 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Fundraiser for Feeding America is live! #potluck2025
Check it out! Tell your friends!
Fundraiser for Feeding America is live! #potluck2025
Check it out! Tell your friends!
#potluck2025 is here! It's an open event that's low stakes, low effort, and lets everyone bring something to the table.
Make something for yourself, bring something to attack others with, comment on that art/fic you love revisiting, make recs, gifs, art, words, edits, you name it! WIPs welcome!
Make something for yourself, bring something to attack others with, comment on that art/fic you love revisiting, make recs, gifs, art, words, edits, you name it! WIPs welcome!
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
#potluck2025 is here! It's an open event that's low stakes, low effort, and lets everyone bring something to the table.
Make something for yourself, bring something to attack others with, comment on that art/fic you love revisiting, make recs, gifs, art, words, edits, you name it! WIPs welcome!
Make something for yourself, bring something to attack others with, comment on that art/fic you love revisiting, make recs, gifs, art, words, edits, you name it! WIPs welcome!
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November 22, 2024 at 3:47 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Do cyborgs dream of electric sheep?
November 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Do cyborgs dream of electric sheep?
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every year we play the pumpkin carving game. heres my yearly outer wilds themed pumpkin
November 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
every year we play the pumpkin carving game. heres my yearly outer wilds themed pumpkin
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[halo] happy haloween
October 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
[halo] happy haloween
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had two dreams about halo mpreg last night so i woke up full of love and hope for the world
October 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM
had two dreams about halo mpreg last night so i woke up full of love and hope for the world
He's not orange tinted. My flag has been planted for years. I will outlast you all.
I do not go to die on hills, I camp out on them. I thrive on hills. I will establish a basecamp on a hill and build fortifications over years. No bit is not worth a long campaign and gaining enemies. I will outlast them all.
October 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
He's not orange tinted. My flag has been planted for years. I will outlast you all.
he's not orange tinted???? he's fucking yellow???? Amber? Gold??? watch spops with me, take my hand. He's yellow. Grif is orange.
October 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
he's not orange tinted???? he's fucking yellow???? Amber? Gold??? watch spops with me, take my hand. He's yellow. Grif is orange.
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THERE ARE DOZENS OF US!!! DOZENS!!!!!!!!!
art from a couple months ago, for the Spartan Miller (and Roland) fans #Halo #HaloSpotlight
October 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
THERE ARE DOZENS OF US!!! DOZENS!!!!!!!!!
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art from a couple months ago, for the Spartan Miller (and Roland) fans #Halo #HaloSpotlight
October 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
art from a couple months ago, for the Spartan Miller (and Roland) fans #Halo #HaloSpotlight
What a weekend, huh?
Did you know if you are insane about a niche game mode for a 10+ year old game on the internet for long enough, it will spread to other people and then you will reap the benefits of having more than one other person to talk to about it?
October 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
What a weekend, huh?
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Foehammer came on the screen at the reveal and the audience started screaming
all is right in the world
all is right in the world
October 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Foehammer came on the screen at the reveal and the audience started screaming
all is right in the world
all is right in the world
If I could have made it to HWC this weekend you could have identified me.
** Note that "Roland is Orange" messages are not supported by poisonheadcrabsalesman nor will they be endorsed. Roland is and has always been yellow/golden/amber at most. Half of this is attacks/gifts from friends
** Note that "Roland is Orange" messages are not supported by poisonheadcrabsalesman nor will they be endorsed. Roland is and has always been yellow/golden/amber at most. Half of this is attacks/gifts from friends
October 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
If I could have made it to HWC this weekend you could have identified me.
** Note that "Roland is Orange" messages are not supported by poisonheadcrabsalesman nor will they be endorsed. Roland is and has always been yellow/golden/amber at most. Half of this is attacks/gifts from friends
** Note that "Roland is Orange" messages are not supported by poisonheadcrabsalesman nor will they be endorsed. Roland is and has always been yellow/golden/amber at most. Half of this is attacks/gifts from friends
I have the chance to make the funniest domino meme tomorrow
October 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I have the chance to make the funniest domino meme tomorrow
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The kind of thing that happens when you need to get to 30%...
Master Chief comes to PlayStation.
Halo: Campaign Evolved launches on PS5 next year, rebuilt and modernized with 2-player local co-op and 4-player online co-op: play.st/4oAYnr5
Halo: Campaign Evolved launches on PS5 next year, rebuilt and modernized with 2-player local co-op and 4-player online co-op: play.st/4oAYnr5
October 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The kind of thing that happens when you need to get to 30%...
If The Characters make an appearance this weekend I will stream all of SpOps in one sitting
October 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
If The Characters make an appearance this weekend I will stream all of SpOps in one sitting