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Adult | Stumpy - Any pronouns - spreader of side character propaganda - ready to commit to a bit at any moment - header by @spacecataclysm
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#Potluck2025 is going well and so is our fundraiser! Check it out here: tilt.fyi/43w0zAHVt1
An edited image of a Crawler from Halo 4 being punched by a cartoon hand with the text "We punch dogs so you don't starve" around it. The bottom of the image says Feeding America Fundraiser #Potluck2025
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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#potluck2025 is here! It's an open event that's low stakes, low effort, and lets everyone bring something to the table.

Make something for yourself, bring something to attack others with, comment on that art/fic you love revisiting, make recs, gifs, art, words, edits, you name it! WIPs welcome!
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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If I could have made it to HWC this weekend you could have identified me.

** Note that "Roland is Orange" messages are not supported by poisonheadcrabsalesman nor will they be endorsed. Roland is and has always been yellow/golden/amber at most. Half of this is attacks/gifts from friends
An ita bag panel of pins and handmade merch of Famous Halo AI Roland
October 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
headcrabsalesman.bsky.social
They gave us worldbuilding during The Created occupation of Earth and New Mombasa in the rain and jazz and a funny little guy
July 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
headcrabsalesman.bsky.social
When the funny side character you like doesn't pop up in any of the new lore
May 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
headcrabsalesman.bsky.social
Normal Halo fan behavior is making spreadsheets about character appearances, right?
A spreadsheet of Halo characters organized by name, initial appearance, most recent appearance, status as alive, dead, or worse, year in universe, and year published as well as a notes column. Two characters are highlighted in yellow: Spartan Miller and Roland the AI. There are currently 34 character entries
May 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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I talk too much for this site
A tumblr post that says "no one talks about the terrible weight of being a lore nerd and needing to check to make sure the time windows align with a silly one-shot idea that people could and would read with no issue but it would bother you, the lore nerd, if it was inaccurate to a timeline that is already so full of holes, hand-waving, and retcons "
May 23, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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I was encouraged to share an old meme.
A meme made from the Parks and Rec scene where he says "could a depressed person make this?" and it has my files of Spartan Ops all dialogue which is 179 pages long. There is also a screencap of 2,766 hand sorted audio files
January 17, 2025 at 3:24 AM