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Witch Hazel
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Just one of the dolls
Born in the late nineteenth century
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December 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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a "girl" is a type of weighted blanket that makes noises when you bite it
December 18, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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Need to put more boys in the sucking a goth girl's dick to getting your goth girl dick sucked pipeline.
December 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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When I was a little girl and everyone but my bullies thought I was a boy...
December 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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If I had a nickel for every trans girl named Luna I dated in Scotland I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
December 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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if you were "male socialized" the way many trans women were actually socialized by those around them you would have deep trauma and never say that shit to us again
December 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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(trying to get my pervert friend to take her meds) so your psychiatrist is an older woman who's trying to take advantage of you and these are roofies
December 10, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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I am not posting a picture of myself ten years ago. imagine a tall "boy" with a bad haircut in an oversized Legend of Zelda t-shirt and cargo pants, paired with The Worst New Balances They Make and a smile that doesn't reach his eyes, and you've got a pretty solid idea of what I looked like
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Sometimes I think about the fact that the best artistic work is produced when the artist has everything they need to live comfortably.

Then I think about the fact no trans woman I know has that, and we're still out here producing the best and most creative stuff going.

Trans women are so powerful.
November 12, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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me: i am just trying to write a character that's true to my lived experience

also me: writes a horny submissive little slut with anxiety, adhd, and trauma

ha ha this is fine
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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US HOUSE SPEAKER JOHNSON SAID HE WON'T COMMIT TO A VOTE ON ACA SUBSIDIES, I'M TOLD – SEMOFAR REPORTER ON X
November 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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"my son is doing fine"

your daughter: pk;ap latch
October 31, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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lying to your endocrinologist is always morally correct
October 30, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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skull witch 💀🌸
October 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Subs will be like, "Nuh uh, meanie," and stick out their tongues and then go home thinking they're switches who just successfully topped someone
October 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I’m tired of being such a lil bitch and I’m going to stop
October 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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The hardest part about mech battles is deciding if you want to wear your dino print undies, your butterfly print undies or your bear print undies.
October 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Hades 2 presents many questions. Do I want Nemesis to fuck me. Do I want to be Nemesis, and fuck Melinoë. These are the sorts of complex feelings only the masterful and experienced people at Supergiant games can prompt from players through the magic of play
October 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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not having a robust public transit system is lesbophobic. gay girls need medium-long train rides so they can fall asleep on each other while coming back from fun day & weekend trips that take an unexpectedly sweet and flirty turn
September 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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🌈 ramen noodles
October 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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All the autumn fits for the 4 "main" characters!
I'm happy that each character's fashion sense is shown through, kek
October 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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put trans women in your fiction. don’t be a fucking coward.
October 11, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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We choose to date women not because they are easy but because they are hard
October 11, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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hottest thing you've ever seen and it is a trans woman getting visibly harder as she listens to a girl infodump about her special interests.
October 11, 2025 at 11:43 AM