Hayley
@hayleyrebecca.bsky.social
Oregonian, pothead paralegal with an anthropology degree and some amazing cats. DMs from other fans of David Caruso always accepted. Yeah!
I made this because I fucking hate how he signs his messages and hope we can pay attention to the real matter at hand - the loss of Democracy! of America! of lives and families and futures.
June 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I made this because I fucking hate how he signs his messages and hope we can pay attention to the real matter at hand - the loss of Democracy! of America! of lives and families and futures.
Captain Augustus McCrae Texas Ranger, my heart 😍 #cat #goodthings
May 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Captain Augustus McCrae Texas Ranger, my heart 😍 #cat #goodthings
instead of drug commercials on the TV we should have commercials that are more like:
"You're gonna wake up feeling fucking crazy one day, you're not going to be able to think or regulate your own temperature anymore and your doctor will just shrug, that's perimenopause".
WTF.
"You're gonna wake up feeling fucking crazy one day, you're not going to be able to think or regulate your own temperature anymore and your doctor will just shrug, that's perimenopause".
WTF.
April 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
instead of drug commercials on the TV we should have commercials that are more like:
"You're gonna wake up feeling fucking crazy one day, you're not going to be able to think or regulate your own temperature anymore and your doctor will just shrug, that's perimenopause".
WTF.
"You're gonna wake up feeling fucking crazy one day, you're not going to be able to think or regulate your own temperature anymore and your doctor will just shrug, that's perimenopause".
WTF.
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Blood sugar is not a moral issue 💙 Say it loud on your morning mug. Support without shame, always. Now in two sizes ✨
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#bloodsugarcontrol #type2diabetes #chronicillness #bodyneutrality #healthnotshame #supportnotstigma #spoonie #A1C #Diabetic #T2D #T1D
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#bloodsugarcontrol #type2diabetes #chronicillness #bodyneutrality #healthnotshame #supportnotstigma #spoonie #A1C #Diabetic #T2D #T1D
April 20, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Blood sugar is not a moral issue 💙 Say it loud on your morning mug. Support without shame, always. Now in two sizes ✨
🛒 themagpierepository.etsy.com/listing/1891...
#bloodsugarcontrol #type2diabetes #chronicillness #bodyneutrality #healthnotshame #supportnotstigma #spoonie #A1C #Diabetic #T2D #T1D
🛒 themagpierepository.etsy.com/listing/1891...
#bloodsugarcontrol #type2diabetes #chronicillness #bodyneutrality #healthnotshame #supportnotstigma #spoonie #A1C #Diabetic #T2D #T1D
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If Karoline Leavitt or anyone in this administration has receipts showing that Mr. Garcia is a member of MS-13, or engaged in human trafficking, they’d be presenting them in a power point presentation every single day.
April 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
If Karoline Leavitt or anyone in this administration has receipts showing that Mr. Garcia is a member of MS-13, or engaged in human trafficking, they’d be presenting them in a power point presentation every single day.
What if we bring back shunning?
April 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
What if we bring back shunning?
I think I have trouble in this universe because I want to have mushrooms conversations but nobody wants to have those conversations without the mushrooms and it's not chill to trip at work lol.
April 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I think I have trouble in this universe because I want to have mushrooms conversations but nobody wants to have those conversations without the mushrooms and it's not chill to trip at work lol.
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Most of our problems could be solved by properly funding public education.
January 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Most of our problems could be solved by properly funding public education.
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my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache
January 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache
@hbomax.bsky.social whyyyyyy did you take the ball drop away at 11pm! What about the west coast?! Rude!
January 1, 2025 at 7:29 AM
@hbomax.bsky.social whyyyyyy did you take the ball drop away at 11pm! What about the west coast?! Rude!
Melatonin is an absolute grift.
December 31, 2024 at 12:53 PM
Melatonin is an absolute grift.
When you are petting your little kitty in the dark and accidentally put your finger in his ear! 😹
December 30, 2024 at 7:01 PM
When you are petting your little kitty in the dark and accidentally put your finger in his ear! 😹
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AAAAAAHHHHHHHH
December 26, 2024 at 7:05 PM
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Maybe if I give this song to the Internet it will finally leave my head.
December 19, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Maybe if I give this song to the Internet it will finally leave my head.
Okay, Hot Frosty was amazing and I cried but I would like to discuss the ending.
December 18, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Okay, Hot Frosty was amazing and I cried but I would like to discuss the ending.
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Saw someone upbraiding someone else for having a hobby while the world is on fire, and, my friends:
1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration;
2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you;
3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.
1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration;
2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you;
3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.
December 17, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Saw someone upbraiding someone else for having a hobby while the world is on fire, and, my friends:
1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration;
2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you;
3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.
1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration;
2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you;
3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.
People say I’m hard to shop for all while this exquisite object exists.
December 13, 2024 at 1:50 AM
People say I’m hard to shop for all while this exquisite object exists.
Blocking people with shit takes on Christmas movies today.
December 9, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Blocking people with shit takes on Christmas movies today.
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Fuck I think we totally forgot that part in Dune Pt. 2 about not falling for charismatic violent folk heroes fueled by vengeance who look like Timothee Chalamet in a hoodie
December 9, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Fuck I think we totally forgot that part in Dune Pt. 2 about not falling for charismatic violent folk heroes fueled by vengeance who look like Timothee Chalamet in a hoodie
Still can’t get over how hot Cousin Balki is now.
December 9, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Still can’t get over how hot Cousin Balki is now.
I know I say lol too much but I just don’t want anyone to be mad at me. Lol.
December 6, 2024 at 11:59 PM
I know I say lol too much but I just don’t want anyone to be mad at me. Lol.
My Little Tilly. She answers to Tillis Philler or Tilapia or Terrible Tilly (look it up!) as well. 😻
December 3, 2024 at 10:47 PM
My Little Tilly. She answers to Tillis Philler or Tilapia or Terrible Tilly (look it up!) as well. 😻
At the 7-11, man outside as I’m going in who said “I like your pants” and I was like, thanks!
On the way out he asked if I had any extra pot he could have, kind of nerfed the compliment.
I did, in fact, have pot in the car but I didn’t give him any and now I feel bad.
On the way out he asked if I had any extra pot he could have, kind of nerfed the compliment.
I did, in fact, have pot in the car but I didn’t give him any and now I feel bad.
December 1, 2024 at 2:34 AM
At the 7-11, man outside as I’m going in who said “I like your pants” and I was like, thanks!
On the way out he asked if I had any extra pot he could have, kind of nerfed the compliment.
I did, in fact, have pot in the car but I didn’t give him any and now I feel bad.
On the way out he asked if I had any extra pot he could have, kind of nerfed the compliment.
I did, in fact, have pot in the car but I didn’t give him any and now I feel bad.
Just up too early crying whilst reading about a celebrity and the death of her beloved rabbit. I really wish I were better at sleeping. Rip, Tina the bunny.
November 30, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Just up too early crying whilst reading about a celebrity and the death of her beloved rabbit. I really wish I were better at sleeping. Rip, Tina the bunny.