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It makes me laugh when people say that colleges are liberal/left factories. How can you be SO CLOSE to the point of your statement and still not get it? You mean people went and got educated, and likely met different groups of people that may have changed their worldview? How awful. 🙄
September 18, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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Somehow, and I don’t know how yet, we will be informed that the whole Trump-Musk feud is Joe Biden’s fault.
June 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Daddy Elon & Daddy Trump are breaking up during pride month. I couldnt write this shit any better
June 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Congresswoman @aoc.bsky.social on President Trump and Elon Musk:

“Oh man. The girls are fighting, aren't they?“
June 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Not sure who spilled more tea, Elon and Trump, or the Boston Tea Party.
June 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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“Is he dead yet?” asked Piglet.
“No,” said Pooh.
“Fuck,” said Piglet.
June 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I feel like I’m being left behind. By friends, family, everyone.

Everyone is moving on or moving forward in life and I’m just… left back here. 😔
April 22, 2025 at 11:29 AM
April 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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April 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I would really like someone to explain to me how “SecDef and other senior officials text war plans accidentally to a reporter using Signal” and breaching national security is “owning the libs.”

Nothing about this is okay. Any administration that does this, Dems or Rep, should not be tolerated.
March 26, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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I'm drawing a circle of salt around your account. It's to protect us both.
March 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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March 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.
March 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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March 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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March 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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The Transgender Mice Experiment would be a great band name.
March 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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BREAKING: Canadian’s Moosehead trolls Trump with new “Presidential Pack” beer.
March 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Trump claims he “brought free speech back” after removing a man from exercising his free speech.

#StateOfTheUnion
March 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Oh, now we're dragging people out of the SOTU.

Democrats, your job is not to be quieter because Al Green got dragged out. It's your job to get LOUDER.
March 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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We’re going to balance the federal budget by destroying our national economy.
March 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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These are all lies.
But I didn’t need to tell you that.
March 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Donald Trump: “America is back”
March 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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This is all you'll be missing when you boycott the SOTU.
March 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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The way i get around the uncomfortable truth that power pop is better than alternative rock is by making the definition of alternative rock elastic enough to include power pop
March 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM