Hawk McBlade
@hawkmcblade.bsky.social
Subject has soft, salty exterior with a spicy and crunchy middle, pairs well with peanut butter.
Further studies pending.
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Why are we like this? Convo I had with @concaveusurper.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Why are we like this? Convo I had with @concaveusurper.bsky.social
Be me, sitting in our driveway in @concaveusurper.bsky.social's car, after raiding a gas station for hostess goodies. I have selected the ding dongs. She offers me a chocolate donette, I turn her down. This bitch. Looks at me. And then. She offers me a tra-la-la.
I proceed to choke.
I proceed to choke.
September 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Be me, sitting in our driveway in @concaveusurper.bsky.social's car, after raiding a gas station for hostess goodies. I have selected the ding dongs. She offers me a chocolate donette, I turn her down. This bitch. Looks at me. And then. She offers me a tra-la-la.
I proceed to choke.
I proceed to choke.
This. Ironic, isn't it?
“So what if he disagreed with you, he didn’t deserve to die”
But he thought I did.
This isn’t disagreement. It’s someone who was not only opposed to my existence but was called a good and faithful servant by the church for doing it.
I don’t have to mourn that. And asking me to is violence too.
But he thought I did.
This isn’t disagreement. It’s someone who was not only opposed to my existence but was called a good and faithful servant by the church for doing it.
I don’t have to mourn that. And asking me to is violence too.
September 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
This. Ironic, isn't it?
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Me, being handed a dirty diet Pepsi and noticing it's served in a purple coca cola glass: You know this summons demons right? Corporate ones.
My sister, shrugging: I just wanted to try it in a fancy glass.
My roommate: Ì̴͚͉͇̾͝a̶̘͓̙̠̓̄̕͝ ̷̛̫͎̩̣̈́͗i̸̭̭̯̠̝͙͛͝a̵̳̲̤̳̮̱͂͌̏̍̽͛,̵̢͙̟̉̽̆̚͜ ̷̢͈̯̺̓c̵̳͉̗̭̍͐͊̿͜ó̷͎͙̒̾̄̌k̶̩̜̠̰̜̏́͌̑͌e̸̙̊̄ ̷̝̓̒̈́z̸̧̝̪̻̤͓̋̄ē̵̲̫̥̯̗͙̕r̵̛͔̆̀͜͠ơ̸̠͖͊̽̚ ̷̧̭̬̬̗́̅f̴̮̤̣̳̀͜͝t̴͉͛a̸̭͗̎̓̃̉͝ĝ̸̳̤͗̈a̶̢̱̠͇͇͛̎̏̂̕͠ͅn!̶̘͕̎̀͒̈́̂̐ͅ Me, laughing: SHuT UP!!
My sister, shrugging: I just wanted to try it in a fancy glass.
My roommate: Ì̴͚͉͇̾͝a̶̘͓̙̠̓̄̕͝ ̷̛̫͎̩̣̈́͗i̸̭̭̯̠̝͙͛͝a̵̳̲̤̳̮̱͂͌̏̍̽͛,̵̢͙̟̉̽̆̚͜ ̷̢͈̯̺̓c̵̳͉̗̭̍͐͊̿͜ó̷͎͙̒̾̄̌k̶̩̜̠̰̜̏́͌̑͌e̸̙̊̄ ̷̝̓̒̈́z̸̧̝̪̻̤͓̋̄ē̵̲̫̥̯̗͙̕r̵̛͔̆̀͜͠ơ̸̠͖͊̽̚ ̷̧̭̬̬̗́̅f̴̮̤̣̳̀͜͝t̴͉͛a̸̭͗̎̓̃̉͝ĝ̸̳̤͗̈a̶̢̱̠͇͇͛̎̏̂̕͠ͅn!̶̘͕̎̀͒̈́̂̐ͅ Me, laughing: SHuT UP!!
August 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Me, being handed a dirty diet Pepsi and noticing it's served in a purple coca cola glass: You know this summons demons right? Corporate ones.
My sister, shrugging: I just wanted to try it in a fancy glass.
My roommate: Ì̴͚͉͇̾͝a̶̘͓̙̠̓̄̕͝ ̷̛̫͎̩̣̈́͗i̸̭̭̯̠̝͙͛͝a̵̳̲̤̳̮̱͂͌̏̍̽͛,̵̢͙̟̉̽̆̚͜ ̷̢͈̯̺̓c̵̳͉̗̭̍͐͊̿͜ó̷͎͙̒̾̄̌k̶̩̜̠̰̜̏́͌̑͌e̸̙̊̄ ̷̝̓̒̈́z̸̧̝̪̻̤͓̋̄ē̵̲̫̥̯̗͙̕r̵̛͔̆̀͜͠ơ̸̠͖͊̽̚ ̷̧̭̬̬̗́̅f̴̮̤̣̳̀͜͝t̴͉͛a̸̭͗̎̓̃̉͝ĝ̸̳̤͗̈a̶̢̱̠͇͇͛̎̏̂̕͠ͅn!̶̘͕̎̀͒̈́̂̐ͅ Me, laughing: SHuT UP!!
My sister, shrugging: I just wanted to try it in a fancy glass.
My roommate: Ì̴͚͉͇̾͝a̶̘͓̙̠̓̄̕͝ ̷̛̫͎̩̣̈́͗i̸̭̭̯̠̝͙͛͝a̵̳̲̤̳̮̱͂͌̏̍̽͛,̵̢͙̟̉̽̆̚͜ ̷̢͈̯̺̓c̵̳͉̗̭̍͐͊̿͜ó̷͎͙̒̾̄̌k̶̩̜̠̰̜̏́͌̑͌e̸̙̊̄ ̷̝̓̒̈́z̸̧̝̪̻̤͓̋̄ē̵̲̫̥̯̗͙̕r̵̛͔̆̀͜͠ơ̸̠͖͊̽̚ ̷̧̭̬̬̗́̅f̴̮̤̣̳̀͜͝t̴͉͛a̸̭͗̎̓̃̉͝ĝ̸̳̤͗̈a̶̢̱̠͇͇͛̎̏̂̕͠ͅn!̶̘͕̎̀͒̈́̂̐ͅ Me, laughing: SHuT UP!!
so I'm sitting in the Laundromat and my clothes just summed up my fkn life rn
July 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
so I'm sitting in the Laundromat and my clothes just summed up my fkn life rn
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Hey @jasonkpargin.bsky.social , my friend @concaveusurper.bsky.social just broke down how weird it is to advertise new TV's on TV. Thoughts please?? Because it really is!
June 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Hey @jasonkpargin.bsky.social , my friend @concaveusurper.bsky.social just broke down how weird it is to advertise new TV's on TV. Thoughts please?? Because it really is!
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This just in: Deep Dish is now the official pizza of the Vatican, all other pizza is banned.
a slice of pizza is being taken out of a pizza
ALT: a slice of pizza is being taken out of a pizza
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May 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This just in: Deep Dish is now the official pizza of the Vatican, all other pizza is banned.
So I'm watching @concaveusurper.bsky.social play this farming sim called Coral Island and I swear about 80% of the men are just different flavors of Markiplier. Am I losing it?? Y'all can see this, right??
March 27, 2025 at 5:44 AM
So I'm watching @concaveusurper.bsky.social play this farming sim called Coral Island and I swear about 80% of the men are just different flavors of Markiplier. Am I losing it?? Y'all can see this, right??
Presidents Day. How many are rolling at 10k rpm in their graves you think? We could probably harness that in some sort of energy thing right?
February 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Presidents Day. How many are rolling at 10k rpm in their graves you think? We could probably harness that in some sort of energy thing right?
Y'all being sick with a sinus bug is the worst- tried to clear it up with buldak noodles and it only gave me half an hour of relief where I could breathe through my nose. I will pay for this dearly later on.
February 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Y'all being sick with a sinus bug is the worst- tried to clear it up with buldak noodles and it only gave me half an hour of relief where I could breathe through my nose. I will pay for this dearly later on.
Me and @concaveusurper.bsky.social :
Kat: "How could you not recognize Justin Timberlake!?" Me: "Dude, THAT was Justin Timberlake!?" "Yeah!" *She shows me picture* Me: "He looks like a discount Hugh Jackman." Kat: *loses it*
Kat: "How could you not recognize Justin Timberlake!?" Me: "Dude, THAT was Justin Timberlake!?" "Yeah!" *She shows me picture* Me: "He looks like a discount Hugh Jackman." Kat: *loses it*
February 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Me and @concaveusurper.bsky.social :
Kat: "How could you not recognize Justin Timberlake!?" Me: "Dude, THAT was Justin Timberlake!?" "Yeah!" *She shows me picture* Me: "He looks like a discount Hugh Jackman." Kat: *loses it*
Kat: "How could you not recognize Justin Timberlake!?" Me: "Dude, THAT was Justin Timberlake!?" "Yeah!" *She shows me picture* Me: "He looks like a discount Hugh Jackman." Kat: *loses it*
January 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
January 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Retweet to save an artist's life
March 18, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Retweet to save an artist's life
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Breakfast of champeons. Habby butterkek season everybodies
November 26, 2024 at 1:41 PM
Breakfast of champeons. Habby butterkek season everybodies
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So. How are we all doing?
November 23, 2024 at 10:30 PM
So. How are we all doing?
You know that feeling when you manage to shift money around your accounts in order to pay your bills on time and come up with a whole dollar and some change left until payday next week?
April 16, 2024 at 4:38 PM
You know that feeling when you manage to shift money around your accounts in order to pay your bills on time and come up with a whole dollar and some change left until payday next week?
So there's like a thing called "streaming" that I'm gonna be doing more often. Also I guess there's been some sightings of me on a few podcasts? Wild.
April 15, 2024 at 5:49 AM
So there's like a thing called "streaming" that I'm gonna be doing more often. Also I guess there's been some sightings of me on a few podcasts? Wild.