🍸📚Mo 🍑🪭
@havvers98.bsky.social
I want to die but I have cats. You see the dilemma
She/they/this/that bitch. 26. 🩷💜💙. KCMO
She/they/this/that bitch. 26. 🩷💜💙. KCMO
I wanna go home and I can’t without looking like a bitch
August 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I wanna go home and I can’t without looking like a bitch
Sleeping in my own bed tonight so I can listen to lofi, watch my asmr videos, and read my book sipping tea without worrying about waking someone else up/being embarrassed
August 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Sleeping in my own bed tonight so I can listen to lofi, watch my asmr videos, and read my book sipping tea without worrying about waking someone else up/being embarrassed
I wanted to sleep alone so why did you join me in bed at 7am. Like that’s the whole thing I wanted to get good sleep and wake up refreshed and you ruined the last 3 hours and made me miss my fucjing doc appt two days in a row
June 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I wanted to sleep alone so why did you join me in bed at 7am. Like that’s the whole thing I wanted to get good sleep and wake up refreshed and you ruined the last 3 hours and made me miss my fucjing doc appt two days in a row
Period poops are ruining my life
May 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Period poops are ruining my life
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dead men can’t rape
March 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
dead men can’t rape
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people who litter are reincarnated as torn plastic shopping bags and blown onto tree branches for all eternity
March 19, 2025 at 12:22 PM
people who litter are reincarnated as torn plastic shopping bags and blown onto tree branches for all eternity
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At work we have repeatedly had problems with external marketing companies we partner with turning in ChatGPT-generated writing
At least this last one didn't deny it when I said "I can tell this is generated" but what the fuck
If you can't be bothered to write it, we're not paying you for it
At least this last one didn't deny it when I said "I can tell this is generated" but what the fuck
If you can't be bothered to write it, we're not paying you for it
March 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
At work we have repeatedly had problems with external marketing companies we partner with turning in ChatGPT-generated writing
At least this last one didn't deny it when I said "I can tell this is generated" but what the fuck
If you can't be bothered to write it, we're not paying you for it
At least this last one didn't deny it when I said "I can tell this is generated" but what the fuck
If you can't be bothered to write it, we're not paying you for it
Someone I served on big 12 reached out to my boss to say they want to tip me extra 5 days after the fact and sent me $200 Venmo imma cry
March 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Someone I served on big 12 reached out to my boss to say they want to tip me extra 5 days after the fact and sent me $200 Venmo imma cry
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The Rorschach test, but instead of inkblots, it’s the wet spots on the sheets.
March 17, 2025 at 11:53 AM
The Rorschach test, but instead of inkblots, it’s the wet spots on the sheets.
God I love day drinking
March 18, 2025 at 5:10 AM
God I love day drinking
“You don’t have to send me a billion snap videos you can call me” first of all: it was a minute long video. Second of all: sometimes I don’t have time to call and have a whole conversation about the minute thing I’m yapping about
March 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
“You don’t have to send me a billion snap videos you can call me” first of all: it was a minute long video. Second of all: sometimes I don’t have time to call and have a whole conversation about the minute thing I’m yapping about
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*spitting out a sip of poop water* is there still flouride in this?
March 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
*spitting out a sip of poop water* is there still flouride in this?
This is literally me in case you care
February 24, 2025 at 5:17 AM
This is literally me in case you care
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Can we bring back whimsy? I want things to be silly again.
That fleeting whimsy and imagination where you're 11.
Find a crystal and pretend you're sailor moon. Where you hold a tennis ball and draw stars on them to pretend they are dragon balls. The imagination where the wind became a clow card.
That fleeting whimsy and imagination where you're 11.
Find a crystal and pretend you're sailor moon. Where you hold a tennis ball and draw stars on them to pretend they are dragon balls. The imagination where the wind became a clow card.
February 24, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Can we bring back whimsy? I want things to be silly again.
That fleeting whimsy and imagination where you're 11.
Find a crystal and pretend you're sailor moon. Where you hold a tennis ball and draw stars on them to pretend they are dragon balls. The imagination where the wind became a clow card.
That fleeting whimsy and imagination where you're 11.
Find a crystal and pretend you're sailor moon. Where you hold a tennis ball and draw stars on them to pretend they are dragon balls. The imagination where the wind became a clow card.
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I think most people are intuitively aware of this but something like the official White House account posting an “ASMR” video of shackled immigrants is not just cruel for its own sake, it’s intentional envelope-pushing to ramp up to desensitization over inhumane detention, camps, and deaths
February 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I think most people are intuitively aware of this but something like the official White House account posting an “ASMR” video of shackled immigrants is not just cruel for its own sake, it’s intentional envelope-pushing to ramp up to desensitization over inhumane detention, camps, and deaths
Doesn’t feel safe to say this on twitter, but jfc I’m so glad waterparks finally dropped jawn. I took a step back from that fanbase in 2017/18 when I found out she was 18 when they “officially” started dating, and he was like 25 and just did her gd senior portraits
February 19, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Doesn’t feel safe to say this on twitter, but jfc I’m so glad waterparks finally dropped jawn. I took a step back from that fanbase in 2017/18 when I found out she was 18 when they “officially” started dating, and he was like 25 and just did her gd senior portraits
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The legendary Nobumasa Konagai sadly passed away on February 2 at the age of 94.
He was one of the founders of Hakusensha, founder of the popular Hana to Yume and LaLa magazines, and was a former editor in chief of Bessatsu Margaret as well. RIP.
He was one of the founders of Hakusensha, founder of the popular Hana to Yume and LaLa magazines, and was a former editor in chief of Bessatsu Margaret as well. RIP.
February 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
The legendary Nobumasa Konagai sadly passed away on February 2 at the age of 94.
He was one of the founders of Hakusensha, founder of the popular Hana to Yume and LaLa magazines, and was a former editor in chief of Bessatsu Margaret as well. RIP.
He was one of the founders of Hakusensha, founder of the popular Hana to Yume and LaLa magazines, and was a former editor in chief of Bessatsu Margaret as well. RIP.
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This is my ideal set up
February 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
This is my ideal set up
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Reporter: What do you need to buy Gaza?
Trump: "We're not going to buy anything. We're going to have it. We're going to keep it... and nobody's going to question it."
Trump: "We're not going to buy anything. We're going to have it. We're going to keep it... and nobody's going to question it."
February 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Anyone else need to use like 2 razors and 3 showers to fully shave their legs after not for months? Just me?
February 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Anyone else need to use like 2 razors and 3 showers to fully shave their legs after not for months? Just me?
Sleeping on the job smh
February 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Sleeping on the job smh
Thawing out chili, boiling water for tea, almost done folding my second load of laundry, and watching haikyuu
February 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Thawing out chili, boiling water for tea, almost done folding my second load of laundry, and watching haikyuu