Havers & Pish
@haversandpish.bsky.social
Scottish News Satire. Tartan Brainrot. Read all about it at haversandpish.scot
That’s all there is to it. All these culture wars, all these public disasters. Absolutely brilliant post.
Former City trader Gary Stevenson on the influence of the super-rich over our politicians #TaxTheSuperRich @garyseconomics.bsky.social
October 9, 2025 at 1:24 PM
That’s all there is to it. All these culture wars, all these public disasters. Absolutely brilliant post.
This cannae be real. Total gash!
Scottish Secretary Douglas Alexander and Scottish Labour Councillor Jane Meagher at the Granton Gasholder
𝘐𝘔𝘈𝘎𝘌: 𝘕𝘦𝘸𝘴𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵
𝘐𝘔𝘈𝘎𝘌: 𝘕𝘦𝘸𝘴𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵
September 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
This cannae be real. Total gash!
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It’s inevitable that Reform will eventually come for naturalised citizens soon. They’re in full brutality mode now, fed and watered by Starmer’s govt & the BBC, Sky and the London press
Scotland: we need to vote our way out of this rotten Union before the next UK election or we’ll live to regret it
Scotland: we need to vote our way out of this rotten Union before the next UK election or we’ll live to regret it
September 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
It’s inevitable that Reform will eventually come for naturalised citizens soon. They’re in full brutality mode now, fed and watered by Starmer’s govt & the BBC, Sky and the London press
Scotland: we need to vote our way out of this rotten Union before the next UK election or we’ll live to regret it
Scotland: we need to vote our way out of this rotten Union before the next UK election or we’ll live to regret it
September 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Sign speaks for itself.
September 20, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Sign speaks for itself.
Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross.
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September 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross.
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Prince Andrew and Donald Trump bonded over shared interests and mutual mates at Windsor Castle.
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September 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Prince Andrew and Donald Trump bonded over shared interests and mutual mates at Windsor Castle.
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@everyonehateselon.bsky.social
You might like this one:
A ketamine-fuelled Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of fathers who have lost all visitation rights yesterday.
Find out what he said here! haversandpish.scot/musk-divorce...
You might like this one:
A ketamine-fuelled Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of fathers who have lost all visitation rights yesterday.
Find out what he said here! haversandpish.scot/musk-divorce...
Elon Musk Addresses “Unite the Divorced Dads” Rally
Father of fourteen Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of gullible racists subject to Prohibited Steps Orders in London yesterday.
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September 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
@everyonehateselon.bsky.social
You might like this one:
A ketamine-fuelled Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of fathers who have lost all visitation rights yesterday.
Find out what he said here! haversandpish.scot/musk-divorce...
You might like this one:
A ketamine-fuelled Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of fathers who have lost all visitation rights yesterday.
Find out what he said here! haversandpish.scot/musk-divorce...
A ketamine-fuelled Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of fathers who have lost all visitation rights yesterday.
Find out what he said here! haversandpish.scot/musk-divorce...
Find out what he said here! haversandpish.scot/musk-divorce...
September 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
A ketamine-fuelled Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of fathers who have lost all visitation rights yesterday.
Find out what he said here! haversandpish.scot/musk-divorce...
Find out what he said here! haversandpish.scot/musk-divorce...
Famous Fanny that Fucked Thousands Spotted at Ibrox. And Bonny Blue.
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September 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Famous Fanny that Fucked Thousands Spotted at Ibrox. And Bonny Blue.
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Following the shooting of Charlie Kirk by Tyler Robinson, Native Americans have had enough of white-on-white crime.
It’s time to send European criminals home.
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It’s time to send European criminals home.
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September 13, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Following the shooting of Charlie Kirk by Tyler Robinson, Native Americans have had enough of white-on-white crime.
It’s time to send European criminals home.
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It’s time to send European criminals home.
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Following the success of tourist plates, the Scottish Government plans to introduce a plate for bawbags
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September 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Following the success of tourist plates, the Scottish Government plans to introduce a plate for bawbags
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BREAKING: MAGA to blame Charlie Kirk shooting on Dutch communist. Enabling Act to follow.
September 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
BREAKING: MAGA to blame Charlie Kirk shooting on Dutch communist. Enabling Act to follow.
BREAKING: Utah Gunman Successfully Exercises 2nd Amendment Rights
September 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
BREAKING: Utah Gunman Successfully Exercises 2nd Amendment Rights
Charlie Kirk OWNED by 5.6mm bullet.
September 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Charlie Kirk OWNED by 5.6mm bullet.
A terrified John Swinney was forced to sleep on Peter Mandelson’s couch when in Washington. Read all about it here: haversandpish.scot/mandelson-sw...
Terrified Swinney Returns from Mandelson’s House
A terrified John Swinney has returned to Edinburgh after being forced to spend the night sleeping on Peter Mandelson’s sofa.
haversandpish.scot
September 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
A terrified John Swinney was forced to sleep on Peter Mandelson’s couch when in Washington. Read all about it here: haversandpish.scot/mandelson-sw...
Trump to Epstein Note:
“Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your are paedophile
I am one too”
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“Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your are paedophile
I am one too”
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Trump to Epstein Note: “Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are a paedophile, I am one too”
The White House has denounced “fake news interpretations” of an “ambiguous” birthday note given by daughter-fancier Donald Trump to the
haversandpish.scot
September 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Trump to Epstein Note:
“Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your are paedophile
I am one too”
haversandpish.scot/trump-paedo/
“Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your are paedophile
I am one too”
haversandpish.scot/trump-paedo/
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Woohoo! Scottish satire!
September 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Woohoo! Scottish satire!
September 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Did you shite yirsel this afternoon?
National emergency alert goes off but users complain it lacks “real death”
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National emergency alert goes off but users complain it lacks “real death”
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September 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Did you shite yirsel this afternoon?
National emergency alert goes off but users complain it lacks “real death”
haversandpish.scot/emergency/
National emergency alert goes off but users complain it lacks “real death”
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GOOD JOBBY I tried all the supermarket laxatives – tasty £1.75 winner gives you a BIG loaf for a lot less lolly
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GOOD JOBBY I tried all the supermarket laxatives – tasty £1.75 winner gives you a BIG loaf for a lot less lolly
IT used to just be for bairns, grannies and jakeys - but now shiteing yirsel has gone mainstream. Even the
haversandpish.scot
September 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
GOOD JOBBY I tried all the supermarket laxatives – tasty £1.75 winner gives you a BIG loaf for a lot less lolly
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In Gaza, Palestine, today, the IDF fired 335 bullets into a Hamas-run child.
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IDF Fire 335 Bullets into Hamas-Run Child
Israeli Forces in Gaza City have fired 335 live rounds into a Hamas-run child queuing for donated-to-Hamas aid in the
haversandpish.scot
September 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
In Gaza, Palestine, today, the IDF fired 335 bullets into a Hamas-run child.
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Kemi Badenoch has decided to apply the logic of her fossil fuels policy to alcohol:
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Badenoch to Alkies: “Drink, Baby, Drink”
Tory leader Kemi Badenoch has announced she will make “maximising intoxication” her public health goal and will abolish “net sobriety”,
haversandpish.scot
August 31, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Kemi Badenoch has decided to apply the logic of her fossil fuels policy to alcohol:
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Colin Smyth MSP has planted a jobby camera in the Scottish Parliament toilets.
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August 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Colin Smyth MSP has planted a jobby camera in the Scottish Parliament toilets.
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