Havers & Pish
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Scottish News Satire. Tartan Brainrot. Read all about it at haversandpish.scot
September 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Sign speaks for itself.
September 20, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Sign speaks for itself.
Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross.
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September 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross.
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Prince Andrew and Donald Trump bonded over shared interests and mutual mates at Windsor Castle.
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September 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Prince Andrew and Donald Trump bonded over shared interests and mutual mates at Windsor Castle.
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A ketamine-fuelled Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of fathers who have lost all visitation rights yesterday.
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September 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
A ketamine-fuelled Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of fathers who have lost all visitation rights yesterday.
Find out what he said here! haversandpish.scot/musk-divorce...
Find out what he said here! haversandpish.scot/musk-divorce...
Famous Fanny that Fucked Thousands Spotted at Ibrox. And Bonny Blue.
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September 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Famous Fanny that Fucked Thousands Spotted at Ibrox. And Bonny Blue.
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Following the shooting of Charlie Kirk by Tyler Robinson, Native Americans have had enough of white-on-white crime.
It’s time to send European criminals home.
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It’s time to send European criminals home.
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September 13, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Following the shooting of Charlie Kirk by Tyler Robinson, Native Americans have had enough of white-on-white crime.
It’s time to send European criminals home.
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It’s time to send European criminals home.
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September 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Following the success of tourist plates, the Scottish Government plans to introduce a plate for bawbags
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September 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Following the success of tourist plates, the Scottish Government plans to introduce a plate for bawbags
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September 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Did you shite yirsel this afternoon?
National emergency alert goes off but users complain it lacks “real death”
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National emergency alert goes off but users complain it lacks “real death”
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September 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Did you shite yirsel this afternoon?
National emergency alert goes off but users complain it lacks “real death”
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National emergency alert goes off but users complain it lacks “real death”
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Colin Smyth MSP has planted a jobby camera in the Scottish Parliament toilets.
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August 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Colin Smyth MSP has planted a jobby camera in the Scottish Parliament toilets.
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August 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Nigel Farage is telling us openly that he wants to abolish human rights legislation, hire thousands of extra police and use concentration camps.
The use of the term “surplus” is eerily similar to the Erstwhile sites of Years and Years.
We are headed for totalitarianism.
The use of the term “surplus” is eerily similar to the Erstwhile sites of Years and Years.
We are headed for totalitarianism.
August 23, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Nigel Farage is telling us openly that he wants to abolish human rights legislation, hire thousands of extra police and use concentration camps.
The use of the term “surplus” is eerily similar to the Erstwhile sites of Years and Years.
We are headed for totalitarianism.
The use of the term “surplus” is eerily similar to the Erstwhile sites of Years and Years.
We are headed for totalitarianism.
August 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Starmer: Teen who planned Mosque Mass Murder Had “Legitimate Concerns about Immigration”
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August 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Starmer: Teen who planned Mosque Mass Murder Had “Legitimate Concerns about Immigration”
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As The Cambridge Dixtionary adds skibidi to the dictionary, a Oxford have retaliated by adding some words of their own…
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August 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
As The Cambridge Dixtionary adds skibidi to the dictionary, a Oxford have retaliated by adding some words of their own…
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August 17, 2025 at 10:43 AM
JD Vance might be in Scotland, but so is his illegitimate sofa child.
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August 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
JD Vance might be in Scotland, but so is his illegitimate sofa child.
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August 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Following the radioactive leak in Loch Long, a new hero has graced Scotland.
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August 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Following the radioactive leak in Loch Long, a new hero has graced Scotland.
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Following the slaughter of four Al-Jazeera journalists, the IDF appear to have embraced the logic no one can accuse them of murdering Palestinians if they murder the people telling you they are killing Palestinians.
August 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Following the slaughter of four Al-Jazeera journalists, the IDF appear to have embraced the logic no one can accuse them of murdering Palestinians if they murder the people telling you they are killing Palestinians.
IDF murder everyone and then murder anyone who can tell us that they murdered everyone.
August 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
IDF murder everyone and then murder anyone who can tell us that they murdered everyone.
The police spent yesterday arresting people for holding signs rather than real crime. Read more in Havers & Pish.
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August 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The police spent yesterday arresting people for holding signs rather than real crime. Read more in Havers & Pish.
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