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The real criminal are the C O P

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London’s Convicted Sex Offenders Delighted with London’s Uniformed Sex Offenders 
London’s sex offenders declared themselves “delighted” with the performance of the Metropolitan Police yesterday. The force, which has 1,071 allegations
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September 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
haversandpish.bsky.social
That is really insightful. Thank you.
September 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Fucking hell that was good.
September 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Can’t confirm or deny rumours Oli Shaw bought Jamie Hepburn a pint.
September 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross.

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September 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross.

haversandpish.scot/hepburn-punc...
https://haversandpish.scot/hepburn-punches-ross/
September 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
haversandpish.bsky.social
Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross.

haversandpish.scot/hepburn-punc...
https://haversandpish.scot/hepburn-punches-ross/
September 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
haversandpish.bsky.social
Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross.

haversandpish.scot/hepburn-punc...
https://haversandpish.scot/hepburn-punches-ross/
September 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
haversandpish.bsky.social
Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross.

haversandpish.scot/hepburn-punc...
https://haversandpish.scot/hepburn-punches-ross/
September 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
haversandpish.bsky.social
Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross.

haversandpish.scot/hepburn-punc...
https://haversandpish.scot/hepburn-punches-ross/
September 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
haversandpish.bsky.social
Buy him a pint!

Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross.

haversandpish.scot/hepburn-punc...
https://haversandpish.scot/hepburn-punches-ross/
September 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
haversandpish.bsky.social
Buy him a pint!

Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross.

haversandpish.scot/hepburn-punc...
https://haversandpish.scot/hepburn-punches-ross/
September 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
haversandpish.bsky.social
Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross.

haversandpish.scot/hepburn-punc...
https://haversandpish.scot/hepburn-punches-ross/
September 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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September 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Elon Musk Addresses “Unite the Divorced Dads” Rally
Father of fourteen Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of gullible racists subject to Prohibited Steps Orders in London yesterday.
haversandpish.scot
September 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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A ketamine-fuelled Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of fathers who have lost all visitation rights yesterday.

Find out what he said here! haversandpish.scot/musk-divorce...
Elon Musk Addresses “Unite the Divorced Dads” Rally
Father of fourteen Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of gullible racists subject to Prohibited Steps Orders in London yesterday.
haversandpish.scot
September 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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A ketamine-fuelled Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of fathers who have lost all visitation rights yesterday.

Find out what he said here! haversandpish.scot/musk-divorce...
Elon Musk Addresses “Unite the Divorced Dads” Rally
Father of fourteen Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of gullible racists subject to Prohibited Steps Orders in London yesterday.
haversandpish.scot
September 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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A ketamine-fuelled Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of fathers who have lost all visitation rights yesterday.

Find out what he said here! haversandpish.scot/musk-divorce...
Elon Musk Addresses “Unite the Divorced Dads” Rally
Father of fourteen Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of gullible racists subject to Prohibited Steps Orders in London yesterday.
haversandpish.scot
September 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM