Don’t speak Italian to goats

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Going to the movies by yourself is one of life’s hidden pleasures. Just you and a large popcorn and some sour patch kids and all of your big goblin energy alone in the dark where nobody can see your shame. Priceless.

“great artists steal” i tell myself as i leave CVS w some soap in my pocket

If you like cooking competition shows that are also psychological torture, Culinary Class Wars on Netflix will be your next obsession

your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about

Nothing but blue skies
From now on