Jordan Hiltz Haughn
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Jordan Hiltz Haughn
@haughnsolo.bsky.social
It's coffee years until it's coffin years. ☕⚰️
I like ghosts, ETs, archaeology, snack foods and naps. Other stuff too, but those are pretty good.

Mother to a toddler, fiancee to an exceptionally tolerant man.
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I updated a bit my #Bigfoot #illustration. Just adding some highlights and details. Currently, I am struggling a bit, and I need to be careful with my #art projects, because I feel a bit like deleting everything. #cryptozoology #cryptids #strugglingArtist
July 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Just witnessed my millennial fiancee, who hates phone calls, look at a call marked "suspected spam" and........ Answer it??? I'm so confused. He's still talking to them. Answering a survey. My love, do they want your SIN as an interpretive dance or is verbal read out okay? 😭🤦🏼‍♀️
May 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The audacity... She sits on me of her own accord and then looks inconvenienced... 😭 #cats
February 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Word of the day….
January 22, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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Ernest Hemingway once said,
“In our darkest moments, we don’t need advice.”
What we truly need is the power of human connection: a quiet presence, a gentle touch, or the smallest gesture that reminds us we’re not alone.
January 26, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I guess I'm definitely in my 30s because I'm losing my mind over the joke in this magician's handout pamphlet.
January 22, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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Something wonderful for the weekend!

About 40,000 years ago, during the #IceAge, an ancient artist skilfully sculpted this tiny head of a cave lion from mammoth ivory. It is one of the World’s oldest known works of figurative art.

📷 by me

#Archaeology
December 14, 2024 at 9:36 AM
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Reposting into the 🧪 feed for laughs. Blue check too!
December 15, 2024 at 10:26 AM
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That's it. I will not stay at a hotel that doesn't offer a breakfast owl and bed dolphin ever again.*

*I was going to add in the 'comfortable sheep' but then decided, as a NZer that wasn't the best idea.
Japanese hotel sign or edgy festival lineup?
December 15, 2024 at 11:42 AM
What about the basket makes them so angry? 😭 It's not baby jail, it's not timeout, they choose this fate... #cats
December 15, 2024 at 12:00 PM
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Two stages of writing:

1) This shouldn't take too long
2) Oh no
December 4, 2024 at 7:36 PM
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Sometimes the best howls are lazy 😂
December 6, 2024 at 2:33 AM
My 3YO after insisting we watch a cartoon episode w/ a ghost that we've seen 1000 times and he loves: No! I don't like ghost!

Me, whose brain and mouth aren't connected: You don't like ghosts? Are you even my child?

3YO: No.
December 6, 2024 at 2:44 AM
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(starting a constructive dialogue) Listen dumbass,
November 27, 2024 at 1:57 PM
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I had 4 days off and by the end of that time I was thinking about creative pursuits, maybe even getting involved in my community. Thank god that's over now
December 2, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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"Accessory after the fact" You mean helping a friend in need?
December 5, 2024 at 1:36 AM
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“Hey, honey! A new *helleristnings-skip* from Norway just dropped! Aaand it’s a big 'un!”
Under mosa fant Lars Ole og Tormod det største helleristnings-­skipet på 125 år
På en loddrett vegg dekket av mose fant helleristnings-jegerne Lars Ole Klavestad og Tormod Fjeld et flere meter langt skip.
www.nrk.no
November 25, 2024 at 10:14 PM
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A pair of beautiful #Roman glass cups, in a bluey-green glass with white & gold 'snaking' decoration. Found near Köln (Germany), they're a lovely example of the glassware made by skilled craftsmen on the Rhine - and absolutely do not look their 1700+ years of age! AncientBlueSky
November 26, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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Here are some photos - all captured by Felix Petersson/Swedish Radio:
November 27, 2024 at 11:37 AM
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Publication alert!

The long, strange journey of Viking-age ringed pins

Thrilled that my contribution to History Scotland's special issue on the Making of Scotland (Winter 2024) made it to the cover! Out on newsstands now, and for digital purchase at www.mymagazinesub.co.uk/history-scot...
November 28, 2024 at 2:56 PM
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A 7th century carved Pictish symbol stone which was discovered in 1936 during excavations at the Knowe of Burrian - a broch at Netherbrough, Harray, in the Orkney Isles. Now part of the collections at Orkney Museum in Kirkwall. 📸 My own. #FindsFriday #Archaeology #Orkney
November 29, 2024 at 7:05 AM
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Yesterday, I had a chance to revisit the rune stone of Växjö Cathedral. It is dated to c.1000, & the translation on the nearby information plaque runs accordingly: "Tyke - Tyke Viking - erected this stone in memory of Gunnar, Grim's son. May God help his soul".
November 29, 2024 at 3:14 PM
This is the Dolmen des Follets, a prehistoric burial monument in Brittany. It is named after the follets, or goblins, that are said to reside there, carefully guarding a priceless treasure that is hidden below. Humans who have attempted to uncover it have allegedly paid with their lives #TombTuesday
November 30, 2024 at 12:26 PM