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Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
WASHINGTON—Warning that even the slightest dent, knick, or scratch would henceforth be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Tuesday that Raymond Pratt, a 5...
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April 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
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"Is this what 2008 felt like?"
No. 2008 was a crescendo of years of sub-prime mortgages laundered through faked bond ratings and derivatives trading by an army of savy, greedy people hiding what they'd done.
This is one rapist felon who's killing the world in full view of everyone for fun.
No. 2008 was a crescendo of years of sub-prime mortgages laundered through faked bond ratings and derivatives trading by an army of savy, greedy people hiding what they'd done.
This is one rapist felon who's killing the world in full view of everyone for fun.
April 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
"Is this what 2008 felt like?"
No. 2008 was a crescendo of years of sub-prime mortgages laundered through faked bond ratings and derivatives trading by an army of savy, greedy people hiding what they'd done.
This is one rapist felon who's killing the world in full view of everyone for fun.
No. 2008 was a crescendo of years of sub-prime mortgages laundered through faked bond ratings and derivatives trading by an army of savy, greedy people hiding what they'd done.
This is one rapist felon who's killing the world in full view of everyone for fun.
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well this is tariffying
April 7, 2025 at 3:26 AM
well this is tariffying
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April 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Joe never felt like an impeding threat
Today's stock market crash was the worst since the Spring of 2020.
Can you guess who was president during both crashes?
Can you guess who was president during both crashes?
April 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Joe never felt like an impeding threat
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Today I have been grateful...
I slept without an alarm.
Grocery store date with Hub-O-Matic.
I sat down and wrote.
Clean sheets.
Blessed be, blessed WE.
xoxo,
💙🧙🏻♀️🌀
I slept without an alarm.
Grocery store date with Hub-O-Matic.
I sat down and wrote.
Clean sheets.
Blessed be, blessed WE.
xoxo,
💙🧙🏻♀️🌀
April 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Today I have been grateful...
I slept without an alarm.
Grocery store date with Hub-O-Matic.
I sat down and wrote.
Clean sheets.
Blessed be, blessed WE.
xoxo,
💙🧙🏻♀️🌀
I slept without an alarm.
Grocery store date with Hub-O-Matic.
I sat down and wrote.
Clean sheets.
Blessed be, blessed WE.
xoxo,
💙🧙🏻♀️🌀
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Four American soldiers are dead, the economy is crashing and that motherfucker is GOLFING.
April 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Four American soldiers are dead, the economy is crashing and that motherfucker is GOLFING.
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Third time’s a charm
April 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Third time’s a charm
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It's tragic that Jeffrey Epstein died without knowing he could have been
Attorney General.
Attorney General.
April 4, 2025 at 5:04 AM
It's tragic that Jeffrey Epstein died without knowing he could have been
Attorney General.
Attorney General.
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Who said Germans aren't funny?
April 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Who said Germans aren't funny?
It has been around 4 months, in these 4 months this savior has abbra cadabrad 2 trillion dollars out of the economy, and put tariffs on Anartica, enlighten me how is he supposed to save the economy?
April 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
It has been around 4 months, in these 4 months this savior has abbra cadabrad 2 trillion dollars out of the economy, and put tariffs on Anartica, enlighten me how is he supposed to save the economy?
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Why else was DOGE created?
April 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Why else was DOGE created?