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hassanbhatti.bsky.social
@hassanbhatti.bsky.social
Confused
Clueless
London 🌧️
February 5, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Me every weekend
January 29, 2026 at 10:27 PM
what's your sign?
January 21, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Do yourselves a favour and watch Fackham Hall. It is a gloriously silly send-up of period dramas, packed with absurd jokes and knowing winks.

Not every gag lands, but the ones that do are laugh-out-loud ridiculous.
If you enjoy spoofs that don’t take themselves seriously, this is dumb fun
a man and a woman are looking down at something
ALT: a man and a woman are looking down at something
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December 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Pizza vodka nachos
Marriage
Butter
Carl

I'm into it, I think.
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026

Boyfriend
Sex
Marriage
December 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
“How will you enter 2026?”

Me:
December 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Guess who can’t post best of 2025? Me. Because I got my phone snatched in the streets of London.
quote this post with your four best pics of 2025 pls and thanku x
December 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
December 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 AM
IYKYK
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Yes, and!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Obsessed with this corner in my friends house.
November 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Magic
//Log_038: Subject emerges from fluid suspension. Skin temperature rises. Eyes register light for the first time.

#photgraphy #X100V #Fujifilm
November 3, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Darling hold my hand!!!!
October 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
October 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Reposted
Missing Kyoto but enjoying the serenity I’m feeling looking through my photos.

#Fujifilm #X100V
October 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Gonna use this for my out of office next time.
October 9, 2025 at 12:40 PM
3 am tube rides hit different
October 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Postcards from Marrakesh
September 30, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Our resident Bluesky celebrity @darthazius.bsky.social seen in a gallery in secret garden of Marrakesh
September 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Stop whatever you are doing and check this account for the most cinematic content
Some random sky photos from daily walks.
September 10, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Chasing rainbows
September 5, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Losing my sanity here. Send help.
a cartoon dog with a blue collar says sigh
ALT: a cartoon dog with a blue collar says sigh
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August 29, 2025 at 1:02 PM
August 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
PSA
August 6, 2025 at 10:59 AM