I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.

MechWarrior 2: 31st Century Combat (1995)

I hope the submissions for the mega man robot master contest are going well.

There is a straight line from Pearl Harbor to Godzilla hitting the griddy

I will but I'm going to need everyone's credit card numbers first

Donald Trump taps Audrey II to be head of the Department of Agriculture.

Watched Exorcist Belieber last night. Here are my thoughts (SPOILERS):

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Spooky season

This movie is one of my new favorites. Creepy and sometimes epic imagery. Satanism and ancient demons. But also outlandish dumb shit like Rip Torn as a Mexican archeologist and shoestring budget killer doll effects. Everyone should watch it. More entertaining than some modern horror movies

Boy dinner

The original costumes and sets of Bye Bye Birdie (1960) live rent free in my head. I love that sweet apple backdrop with the rectangular trees. Also the “100 Ways To Kill A Man” Ballet that often gets cut

People are like “Animation is cinema” and choose examples like this:

Tried to play Pokémon Crystal earlier. Pronouns in my Pokémon game? The woke left has truly gone insane

when my wife asks how it’s possible that there were four macarons in the box this morning and now there are zero