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🎃Thei did the Mash; thei did the Monstere Mash.
The Monstere Mash: beholde, sepulchral smash!
Thei did the Mash, and it kaughte on moost fast -
Hark, heare the Mash! Forsooth, the Monstere Mash!🎃
The Monstere Mash: beholde, sepulchral smash!
Thei did the Mash, and it kaughte on moost fast -
Hark, heare the Mash! Forsooth, the Monstere Mash!🎃
October 31, 2025 at 3:21 AM
🎃Thei did the Mash; thei did the Monstere Mash.
The Monstere Mash: beholde, sepulchral smash!
Thei did the Mash, and it kaughte on moost fast -
Hark, heare the Mash! Forsooth, the Monstere Mash!🎃
The Monstere Mash: beholde, sepulchral smash!
Thei did the Mash, and it kaughte on moost fast -
Hark, heare the Mash! Forsooth, the Monstere Mash!🎃
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Statement from the Office of the Bretwalda
Your Bretwalda was honoured to be considered for the role of Duc of Eoforwic
However, after due consideration, your Bretwalda has declined on the grounds that Mercians would be bereft without his benign governance
Also, Yorkshire, bit of a shithole tbh.
Your Bretwalda was honoured to be considered for the role of Duc of Eoforwic
However, after due consideration, your Bretwalda has declined on the grounds that Mercians would be bereft without his benign governance
Also, Yorkshire, bit of a shithole tbh.
October 18, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Statement from the Office of the Bretwalda
Your Bretwalda was honoured to be considered for the role of Duc of Eoforwic
However, after due consideration, your Bretwalda has declined on the grounds that Mercians would be bereft without his benign governance
Also, Yorkshire, bit of a shithole tbh.
Your Bretwalda was honoured to be considered for the role of Duc of Eoforwic
However, after due consideration, your Bretwalda has declined on the grounds that Mercians would be bereft without his benign governance
Also, Yorkshire, bit of a shithole tbh.
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It was the Dunning of tymes. It was the Kruger of tymes.
September 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
It was the Dunning of tymes. It was the Kruger of tymes.
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Thys emayle koude have been a sonnet
September 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Thys emayle koude have been a sonnet
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CV update.
Team GB.
Individual bear punching (alcohol assisted).
Sochi 2014.
Finished 12th.
Team GB.
Individual bear punching (alcohol assisted).
Sochi 2014.
Finished 12th.
August 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
CV update.
Team GB.
Individual bear punching (alcohol assisted).
Sochi 2014.
Finished 12th.
Team GB.
Individual bear punching (alcohol assisted).
Sochi 2014.
Finished 12th.
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Farage owns four homes:
Family home (£1M, retained after his divorce)
Two beachside homes in Kent (via his comp. Thorn In The Side Ltd)
One investment property in Surrey (rented out)
Radio silence from media about this but uproar about Angela Rayner’s two homes & ministerial home
#NigelFarage
Family home (£1M, retained after his divorce)
Two beachside homes in Kent (via his comp. Thorn In The Side Ltd)
One investment property in Surrey (rented out)
Radio silence from media about this but uproar about Angela Rayner’s two homes & ministerial home
#NigelFarage
August 28, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Farage owns four homes:
Family home (£1M, retained after his divorce)
Two beachside homes in Kent (via his comp. Thorn In The Side Ltd)
One investment property in Surrey (rented out)
Radio silence from media about this but uproar about Angela Rayner’s two homes & ministerial home
#NigelFarage
Family home (£1M, retained after his divorce)
Two beachside homes in Kent (via his comp. Thorn In The Side Ltd)
One investment property in Surrey (rented out)
Radio silence from media about this but uproar about Angela Rayner’s two homes & ministerial home
#NigelFarage
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Statement from the Office of the Bretwalda.
Wülferhampton remains a safe and multi faith space with freedom of, and from, religion enshrined in its constitution*
Apart from the Druids, natch.
Those Hippy cunts can fuck right off.
*whenever I get round to writing it.
Wülferhampton remains a safe and multi faith space with freedom of, and from, religion enshrined in its constitution*
Apart from the Druids, natch.
Those Hippy cunts can fuck right off.
*whenever I get round to writing it.
August 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Statement from the Office of the Bretwalda.
Wülferhampton remains a safe and multi faith space with freedom of, and from, religion enshrined in its constitution*
Apart from the Druids, natch.
Those Hippy cunts can fuck right off.
*whenever I get round to writing it.
Wülferhampton remains a safe and multi faith space with freedom of, and from, religion enshrined in its constitution*
Apart from the Druids, natch.
Those Hippy cunts can fuck right off.
*whenever I get round to writing it.
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That smell is called 🐂 💩......
August 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
That smell is called 🐂 💩......
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Steve Reed repeating the lie about Scotlands water just highlights that there needs to be a process to hold mp's who tell blatant falsehoods to account.
Suspended them from parliament, fine them, have it on record that they have been found to be lying.
Suspended them from parliament, fine them, have it on record that they have been found to be lying.
July 23, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Steve Reed repeating the lie about Scotlands water just highlights that there needs to be a process to hold mp's who tell blatant falsehoods to account.
Suspended them from parliament, fine them, have it on record that they have been found to be lying.
Suspended them from parliament, fine them, have it on record that they have been found to be lying.
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Odin's Balls, civil servants can be such whining twats sometimes.
It’d be the first booking of any kind you’ve made in months.
July 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Odin's Balls, civil servants can be such whining twats sometimes.
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Little known ornithological facts #2072
Goshawks are experts in Indian head massage.
Goshawks are experts in Indian head massage.
June 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Little known ornithological facts #2072
Goshawks are experts in Indian head massage.
Goshawks are experts in Indian head massage.
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Raleigh are making a virtually identical Chopper, if I had a spare £999 and could still ride a bike without falling straight off I would be getting one, memories
June 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Raleigh are making a virtually identical Chopper, if I had a spare £999 and could still ride a bike without falling straight off I would be getting one, memories
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Microwave ovens.
Diesel or steam?
Diesel or steam?
June 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Microwave ovens.
Diesel or steam?
Diesel or steam?
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I told you we’d be back
June 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I told you we’d be back
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MUST WATCH: They didn’t just burn Tulsa — they burned proof.
Black wealth. Black futures. Gone.
And now they’re banning books so you never learn it happened.
📚 ERASED tells the truth they’re scared of.
Read it before they erase that too: stan.store/gxldsociety/...
Black wealth. Black futures. Gone.
And now they’re banning books so you never learn it happened.
📚 ERASED tells the truth they’re scared of.
Read it before they erase that too: stan.store/gxldsociety/...
May 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
MUST WATCH: They didn’t just burn Tulsa — they burned proof.
Black wealth. Black futures. Gone.
And now they’re banning books so you never learn it happened.
📚 ERASED tells the truth they’re scared of.
Read it before they erase that too: stan.store/gxldsociety/...
Black wealth. Black futures. Gone.
And now they’re banning books so you never learn it happened.
📚 ERASED tells the truth they’re scared of.
Read it before they erase that too: stan.store/gxldsociety/...
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always important to rememeber, Brexit was engineered by Moscow to split us up from the EU and weaken both, just as Moscow is behind the dismantling of the U.S.
ANYTHING that seeks to reverse this, repair the damage and strengthen the bonds with our allies can only be a good thing!
ANYTHING that seeks to reverse this, repair the damage and strengthen the bonds with our allies can only be a good thing!
May 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
always important to rememeber, Brexit was engineered by Moscow to split us up from the EU and weaken both, just as Moscow is behind the dismantling of the U.S.
ANYTHING that seeks to reverse this, repair the damage and strengthen the bonds with our allies can only be a good thing!
ANYTHING that seeks to reverse this, repair the damage and strengthen the bonds with our allies can only be a good thing!
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Finally! Enough pollen off the car to apply the second generation of this bumper sticker. #MaytheFourthBeWithYou
#AltGov #AltFam #AltCitizen
#AltGov #AltFam #AltCitizen
May 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Finally! Enough pollen off the car to apply the second generation of this bumper sticker. #MaytheFourthBeWithYou
#AltGov #AltFam #AltCitizen
#AltGov #AltFam #AltCitizen
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Why, yes, I did buy beer based on can design again
May 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Why, yes, I did buy beer based on can design again
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The time when Donny and Marie had their own Disco Star Wars special.
And it's everything you could ask for.
#MayThe4th #StarWars
And it's everything you could ask for.
#MayThe4th #StarWars
May 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The time when Donny and Marie had their own Disco Star Wars special.
And it's everything you could ask for.
#MayThe4th #StarWars
And it's everything you could ask for.
#MayThe4th #StarWars