Duty Torturer
@dutytorturer.bsky.social
Torturer by appointment to his majesty Wulfhelm, Bretwalder of the Angli and ruler of #Wulferhampton. Brews Beer, Rides Bikes, Hates Tories / Reform etc, Loves a good footnote. Profile pic courtesy of @HappyToast
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Duty Torturer
@dutytorturer.bsky.social
· Dec 25
Since there seems to be a degree of misapprehension amongst the newer arrivals concerning my role in Wulferhampton here is a short PSA :
Haddock Spunk Facial.
Three words I never expected. To hear I the same sentence, let alone have that sentence make swnae in any way.
Three words I never expected. To hear I the same sentence, let alone have that sentence make swnae in any way.
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Haddock Spunk Facial.
Three words I never expected. To hear I the same sentence, let alone have that sentence make swnae in any way.
Three words I never expected. To hear I the same sentence, let alone have that sentence make swnae in any way.
I try to avoid politics on here, I prefer it to be a nice place to chill and have a bit of fun but this is just 😙
November 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I try to avoid politics on here, I prefer it to be a nice place to chill and have a bit of fun but this is just 😙
Morning all,
Remember...
Remember...
November 10, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Morning all,
Remember...
Remember...
Morning all.
Well, afternoon.
Having recovered from Friday's expedition to That London, it's a brew day at The Dungeons.
One kegged / bottled and another mashed in and on the go.
Time for a coffee while it dos its thing.
Time for a coffee while that does it's thing.
Well, afternoon.
Having recovered from Friday's expedition to That London, it's a brew day at The Dungeons.
One kegged / bottled and another mashed in and on the go.
Time for a coffee while it dos its thing.
Time for a coffee while that does it's thing.
November 2, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Morning all.
Well, afternoon.
Having recovered from Friday's expedition to That London, it's a brew day at The Dungeons.
One kegged / bottled and another mashed in and on the go.
Time for a coffee while it dos its thing.
Time for a coffee while that does it's thing.
Well, afternoon.
Having recovered from Friday's expedition to That London, it's a brew day at The Dungeons.
One kegged / bottled and another mashed in and on the go.
Time for a coffee while it dos its thing.
Time for a coffee while that does it's thing.
£22 for three pints.
London can fuck off.
And yes I know it could have been even more. I don’t care. Fuck off.
London can fuck off.
And yes I know it could have been even more. I don’t care. Fuck off.
October 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
£22 for three pints.
London can fuck off.
And yes I know it could have been even more. I don’t care. Fuck off.
London can fuck off.
And yes I know it could have been even more. I don’t care. Fuck off.
It’s those guys again.
October 31, 2025 at 11:27 PM
It’s those guys again.
This is small, those are far away.
Buzzcocks (again) at the roundhouse.
Buzzcocks (again) at the roundhouse.
October 31, 2025 at 8:47 PM
This is small, those are far away.
Buzzcocks (again) at the roundhouse.
Buzzcocks (again) at the roundhouse.
That time of year again. Putting out the Halloween decorations.
October 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
That time of year again. Putting out the Halloween decorations.
Every so often I be think we are making progress as a species, and something like this happens.
October 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Every so often I be think we are making progress as a species, and something like this happens.
Wordle 1,587 3/6
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a woman in a pink floral shirt is sitting in front of a red and black wall
Alt: a woman in a pink floral shirt is sitting in front of a red and black wall
media.tenor.com
October 23, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Wordle 1,587 3/6
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It’s Happy House only at our local tip.
October 21, 2025 at 11:40 AM
It’s Happy House only at our local tip.
Suspiciously easy. Had me over thinking it.
Connections
Puzzle #854
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Connections
Puzzle #854
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October 12, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Suspiciously easy. Had me over thinking it.
Connections
Puzzle #854
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Connections
Puzzle #854
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Oh FFS. Hate it when this happens
Wordle 1,576 6/6
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Wordle 1,576 6/6
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October 12, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Oh FFS. Hate it when this happens
Wordle 1,576 6/6
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Wordle 1,576 6/6
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Will someone please tell the bastard grass to stop bastard growing.
Bastard.
Bastard.
September 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Will someone please tell the bastard grass to stop bastard growing.
Bastard.
Bastard.
Tonight on the Dungeons menu, exotic delights from the sub-continent. And chips.
September 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Tonight on the Dungeons menu, exotic delights from the sub-continent. And chips.
The last one reads like HP Lovecraft.
September 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The last one reads like HP Lovecraft.
Wordle 1,547 2/6
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a group of men are standing next to each other on a street .
Alt: a group of men are standing next to each other on a street .
media.tenor.com
September 13, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Wordle 1,547 2/6
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Not bad for the morning after the night before.
Wordle 1,541 3/6
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Wordle 1,541 3/6
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September 7, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Not bad for the morning after the night before.
Wordle 1,541 3/6
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Oh dear, how sad, never mind.
September 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Oh dear, how sad, never mind.
Me, Duty Torturer to his Lordship @wulfhelm.bsky.social Bretwalder of Wulferhampton, in the Meadhall on a school night? Did no one think of the. Consequences?
September 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Me, Duty Torturer to his Lordship @wulfhelm.bsky.social Bretwalder of Wulferhampton, in the Meadhall on a school night? Did no one think of the. Consequences?
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Calling your boss a dickhead is not a sackable offence, tribunal rules . . .
www.theguardian.com/money/2025/s...
Calling your boss a dickhead is not a sackable offence, tribunal rules . . .
www.theguardian.com/money/2025/s...
Calling your boss a dickhead is not a sackable offence, tribunal rules
Woman who was immediately sacked when she insulted her manager during a row wins unfair dismissal case
www.theguardian.com
September 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Reposted by Duty Torturer
Your mam shouts at hotels and your dad paints roundabouts
August 29, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Your mam shouts at hotels and your dad paints roundabouts