Duty Torturer
@dutytorturer.bsky.social
Torturer by appointment to his majesty Wulfhelm, Bretwalder of the Angli and ruler of #Wulferhampton. Brews Beer, Rides Bikes, Hates Tories / Reform etc, Loves a good footnote. Profile pic courtesy of @HappyToast
*Checks Calendar*
26th November.
Since you are feeling so festive I've decorated one of the cells, just for you.
26th November.
Since you are feeling so festive I've decorated one of the cells, just for you.
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 AM
*Checks Calendar*
26th November.
Since you are feeling so festive I've decorated one of the cells, just for you.
26th November.
Since you are feeling so festive I've decorated one of the cells, just for you.
Time for an upgrade to the MeadHall?
November 25, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Time for an upgrade to the MeadHall?
You’ll be clean by the time I’ve finished with the razor.
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
You’ll be clean by the time I’ve finished with the razor.
Haddock Spunk Facial.
Three words I never expected. To hear I the same sentence, let alone have that sentence make swnae in any way.
Three words I never expected. To hear I the same sentence, let alone have that sentence make swnae in any way.
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Haddock Spunk Facial.
Three words I never expected. To hear I the same sentence, let alone have that sentence make swnae in any way.
Three words I never expected. To hear I the same sentence, let alone have that sentence make swnae in any way.
Who do you think sold it to her in the first place?
It's a nice antique but just not practical for daily use anymore. Timber like that is hell to get stains out of and very unhygienic.
We upgraded to the all metal version when we sold it.
It's a nice antique but just not practical for daily use anymore. Timber like that is hell to get stains out of and very unhygienic.
We upgraded to the all metal version when we sold it.
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Who do you think sold it to her in the first place?
It's a nice antique but just not practical for daily use anymore. Timber like that is hell to get stains out of and very unhygienic.
We upgraded to the all metal version when we sold it.
It's a nice antique but just not practical for daily use anymore. Timber like that is hell to get stains out of and very unhygienic.
We upgraded to the all metal version when we sold it.
I try to avoid politics on here, I prefer it to be a nice place to chill and have a bit of fun but this is just 😙
November 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I try to avoid politics on here, I prefer it to be a nice place to chill and have a bit of fun but this is just 😙
Morning all,
Remember...
Remember...
November 10, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Morning all,
Remember...
Remember...
It’s those guys again.
October 31, 2025 at 11:27 PM
It’s those guys again.
This is small, those are far away.
Buzzcocks (again) at the roundhouse.
Buzzcocks (again) at the roundhouse.
October 31, 2025 at 8:47 PM
This is small, those are far away.
Buzzcocks (again) at the roundhouse.
Buzzcocks (again) at the roundhouse.
That time of year again. Putting out the Halloween decorations.
October 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
That time of year again. Putting out the Halloween decorations.
Every so often I be think we are making progress as a species, and something like this happens.
October 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Every so often I be think we are making progress as a species, and something like this happens.
It’s Happy House only at our local tip.
October 21, 2025 at 11:40 AM
It’s Happy House only at our local tip.
Is it live yet, not seeing turn up in a search.
October 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Is it live yet, not seeing turn up in a search.
How many times is that now?
October 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
How many times is that now?
Let yourself in and pick a cell. I’ll be with you in a bit.
September 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Let yourself in and pick a cell. I’ll be with you in a bit.
The last one reads like HP Lovecraft.
September 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The last one reads like HP Lovecraft.
I really need to get a macro lens. Love this sort of stuff.
September 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I really need to get a macro lens. Love this sort of stuff.
I’m looking forward to the new Street Pigeons album dropping.
September 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I’m looking forward to the new Street Pigeons album dropping.
Disaster averted
September 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Disaster averted
Oh dear, how sad, never mind.
September 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Oh dear, how sad, never mind.
