Butler to a retired greyhound 🐾
Just trying to get through each day on minimal sleep and an ounce of sanity ✨
Watching The Little Mermaid as an adult: I’m Ursula. Some under-qualified white man usurped my throne, took my trident, and now I practice witchcraft.
Watching The Little Mermaid as an adult: I’m Ursula. Some under-qualified white man usurped my throne, took my trident, and now I practice witchcraft.
Yep that’s definitely my son.
Yep that’s definitely my son.
His new trick of shoving his finger up his nose if there’s even a mention of snot, not my favourite.
His new trick of shoving his finger up his nose if there’s even a mention of snot, not my favourite.
Because who wants to be stuck inside with a poorly toddler for 12 hours? Not me 😅
Because who wants to be stuck inside with a poorly toddler for 12 hours? Not me 😅
AGE 34: I would kill a man and drink his blood for one more hour of sleep per night
AGE 34: I would kill a man and drink his blood for one more hour of sleep per night
And I’ve got 2 more just like this sitting in a freezer somewhere (in a lab not a kitchen)
IVF is wild and it will never not amaze me what science can do
And I’ve got 2 more just like this sitting in a freezer somewhere (in a lab not a kitchen)
IVF is wild and it will never not amaze me what science can do
Internet do your thing.
Internet do your thing.