Hannah🖤
@hannahsian.bsky.social
Toddler Mum 🦕
Butler to a retired greyhound 🐾
Just trying to get through each day on minimal sleep and an ounce of sanity ✨
Butler to a retired greyhound 🐾
Just trying to get through each day on minimal sleep and an ounce of sanity ✨
12 hours travel, we’ve been up since 3am, maybe Cyprus with a toddler whilst pregnant wasn’t my best move.
August 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
12 hours travel, we’ve been up since 3am, maybe Cyprus with a toddler whilst pregnant wasn’t my best move.
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Watching The Little Mermaid as a kid: I’m Ariel! I’m a princess and I want to marry a handsome prince!
Watching The Little Mermaid as an adult: I’m Ursula. Some under-qualified white man usurped my throne, took my trident, and now I practice witchcraft.
Watching The Little Mermaid as an adult: I’m Ursula. Some under-qualified white man usurped my throne, took my trident, and now I practice witchcraft.
December 3, 2024 at 11:51 AM
Watching The Little Mermaid as a kid: I’m Ariel! I’m a princess and I want to marry a handsome prince!
Watching The Little Mermaid as an adult: I’m Ursula. Some under-qualified white man usurped my throne, took my trident, and now I practice witchcraft.
Watching The Little Mermaid as an adult: I’m Ursula. Some under-qualified white man usurped my throne, took my trident, and now I practice witchcraft.
Calvin’s first family Anglesey trip this weekend. Don’t know who’s more unprepared - Calvin for the change of scenery and routine or the rest of the family who have to live with a toddler for 3 days 😅
November 29, 2024 at 6:51 AM
Calvin’s first family Anglesey trip this weekend. Don’t know who’s more unprepared - Calvin for the change of scenery and routine or the rest of the family who have to live with a toddler for 3 days 😅
Just watched the film about the conception of IVF and now I at least know the names of the people responsible for the last 16 months of sleepless nights.
November 25, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Just watched the film about the conception of IVF and now I at least know the names of the people responsible for the last 16 months of sleepless nights.
The word of the day from my 16 month old - “pub” 🤦♀️
Yep that’s definitely my son.
Yep that’s definitely my son.
November 25, 2024 at 4:02 PM
The word of the day from my 16 month old - “pub” 🤦♀️
Yep that’s definitely my son.
Yep that’s definitely my son.
It’s 7:10, the baby is still asleep, WHY is it always when I have to be up at 6:30 for work?!
November 22, 2024 at 7:11 AM
It’s 7:10, the baby is still asleep, WHY is it always when I have to be up at 6:30 for work?!
Watching my toddler learn new things and connect words with their meaning is amazing.
His new trick of shoving his finger up his nose if there’s even a mention of snot, not my favourite.
His new trick of shoving his finger up his nose if there’s even a mention of snot, not my favourite.
November 18, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Watching my toddler learn new things and connect words with their meaning is amazing.
His new trick of shoving his finger up his nose if there’s even a mention of snot, not my favourite.
His new trick of shoving his finger up his nose if there’s even a mention of snot, not my favourite.
We’re all grumpy and full of cold. The solution? Zoo day!🦁🐯🐻
Because who wants to be stuck inside with a poorly toddler for 12 hours? Not me 😅
Because who wants to be stuck inside with a poorly toddler for 12 hours? Not me 😅
November 16, 2024 at 4:28 PM
We’re all grumpy and full of cold. The solution? Zoo day!🦁🐯🐻
Because who wants to be stuck inside with a poorly toddler for 12 hours? Not me 😅
Because who wants to be stuck inside with a poorly toddler for 12 hours? Not me 😅
Went back to bed for a sneaky extra hour snooze but had a recurring dream inside my dream and I’m more tired than before
November 16, 2024 at 8:10 AM
Went back to bed for a sneaky extra hour snooze but had a recurring dream inside my dream and I’m more tired than before
Just done my first workout in 12 months and I didn’t immediately drop half a stone, feels like a con to me.
November 15, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Just done my first workout in 12 months and I didn’t immediately drop half a stone, feels like a con to me.
Nothing more awkward than meeting and training a new member of staff. Been here nearly 9 years and I barely know what I’m doing half the time.
November 15, 2024 at 8:57 AM
Nothing more awkward than meeting and training a new member of staff. Been here nearly 9 years and I barely know what I’m doing half the time.
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AGE 23: I’ll sleep when I’m dead
AGE 34: I would kill a man and drink his blood for one more hour of sleep per night
AGE 34: I would kill a man and drink his blood for one more hour of sleep per night
November 13, 2024 at 6:57 PM
AGE 23: I’ll sleep when I’m dead
AGE 34: I would kill a man and drink his blood for one more hour of sleep per night
AGE 34: I would kill a man and drink his blood for one more hour of sleep per night
2 years ago this is what my kid looked like (-3 days because he was actually transferred on the 11th)
And I’ve got 2 more just like this sitting in a freezer somewhere (in a lab not a kitchen)
IVF is wild and it will never not amaze me what science can do
And I’ve got 2 more just like this sitting in a freezer somewhere (in a lab not a kitchen)
IVF is wild and it will never not amaze me what science can do
November 14, 2024 at 4:35 PM
2 years ago this is what my kid looked like (-3 days because he was actually transferred on the 11th)
And I’ve got 2 more just like this sitting in a freezer somewhere (in a lab not a kitchen)
IVF is wild and it will never not amaze me what science can do
And I’ve got 2 more just like this sitting in a freezer somewhere (in a lab not a kitchen)
IVF is wild and it will never not amaze me what science can do
These days a good nights sleep results in me taking a frenzied, nap inducing stroll desperately trying to get the child to sleep before 3pm. However, if he’s up in the night we have a gorgeously timed midday snooze. There is no winning.
November 11, 2024 at 1:44 PM
These days a good nights sleep results in me taking a frenzied, nap inducing stroll desperately trying to get the child to sleep before 3pm. However, if he’s up in the night we have a gorgeously timed midday snooze. There is no winning.
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i like waking up with total confidence knowing i will not die in an underwater cave or in proximity to mt. everest. there's a lot about the future you cannot predict, but it's nice to definitively know those are ruled out
November 11, 2024 at 12:12 PM
i like waking up with total confidence knowing i will not die in an underwater cave or in proximity to mt. everest. there's a lot about the future you cannot predict, but it's nice to definitively know those are ruled out
Blue sky has replaced TikTok on my home screen, substantially less brain rot going on over here.
November 11, 2024 at 11:04 AM
Blue sky has replaced TikTok on my home screen, substantially less brain rot going on over here.
My 15 month old has a new trick - he sits on something while simultaneously trying to pick it up. Hilarious and frustrating (which is the theme of most of my days lately.)
November 10, 2024 at 9:35 AM
My 15 month old has a new trick - he sits on something while simultaneously trying to pick it up. Hilarious and frustrating (which is the theme of most of my days lately.)
Hoping to catapult myself to the correct corners of this app with photos of my child and greyhound 🤷🏼♀️
Internet do your thing.
Internet do your thing.
November 9, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Hoping to catapult myself to the correct corners of this app with photos of my child and greyhound 🤷🏼♀️
Internet do your thing.
Internet do your thing.