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Hannah
@hannahgator.bsky.social
queer, Californian, deeply unserious person, 30
Engaged in the incredibly December 27th activity of taking a three hour nap and waking up and thinking it’s a different day entirely
December 28, 2024 at 12:46 AM
I can’t believe my hands are just gonna be cold from now until like, April
November 26, 2024 at 6:31 AM
I followed dozens of people when I joined here last year and don’t remember who half of them are… if I start interacting like an old friend, just go with it
November 11, 2024 at 7:09 PM
what up assholes (am I allowed to say that on blue sky)
November 7, 2024 at 1:16 AM
First gay break up!! (It isn’t an actual break up, it is the end of a months long friends with benefits situation, we are still friends, I am just sad because I am human)
October 18, 2023 at 7:40 PM
I was a 7th in a class of like, 650 kids, I was speech and debate captain, I started a club for atheist/agnostic kids bc we had three separate Christian clubs, I spent a lot of time on tumblr- I was Very Intense and had an untreated (til senior year!) anxiety disorder lol
I can’t imagine any Bsky early adopter was cool in high school, so what kind of loser were you?
October 1, 2023 at 3:54 AM
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Jung
September 30, 2023 at 7:55 PM
On the old site last week I made a joke about demisexuals and within 24 hours it had over a million views, and I had people in my mentions calling me a cunt, a plague vector (when they saw I have covid), and telling me I should lose my job- Bluesky just lacks that je ne sais quoi 🤌
September 30, 2023 at 8:04 PM
Blue Sky is just so much less pleasing to look at than twitter and I don’t know why but this is not an app I can kill time on
September 29, 2023 at 5:50 AM
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My therapist: the anti-abortion Trump/Pence ice cream truck isn’t real. It can’t hurt you.

The anti-abortion Trump/Pence ice cream truck:
September 29, 2023 at 2:27 AM
I’m watching Love is Blind and it makes me want to lock myself in a convent and never talk to another person ever again
September 27, 2023 at 6:06 AM
Watching The L Word for the first time, for the culture, taking notes on how to be the MOST toxic bisexual
August 18, 2023 at 1:17 AM
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And that, Marjorie — just so you will know — and your children will someday know — is the night! the former president! got indicted! in Georgia!
August 15, 2023 at 3:14 AM
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The person who invites you to Bluesky is the closest thing we have to vampire sires.
July 24, 2023 at 8:25 PM
Due to the people I follow, my Bluesky feed today is entirely bullshit discourse drama that I do not understand or care about, or horny gays doing Fat Cock Friday which I am also not super into at this moment but that I wholeheartedly support, much more positive than whatever else is going on here!
August 11, 2023 at 5:25 PM
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something so wild about getting this worked up about *Joe Biden.* conservative media is a cancer
god damn
August 9, 2023 at 9:16 PM
Every week I get “recommended medical news you might have missed” at work and this week the articles are a journey
August 8, 2023 at 3:50 PM
this is what is going to finally break me mentally lol what the fuck???
August 8, 2023 at 2:39 PM
does anyone else feel like their immune system is completely shot since they had covid
August 8, 2023 at 5:22 AM
I can’t abandon the other website until I get group DMs and also hundreds of followers… I’m a simple woman with simple needs
August 8, 2023 at 5:18 AM
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I hate that validation from strangers on the internet makes me feel so
August 7, 2023 at 2:51 PM
reskeet with a favorite photo of yourself!

a reminder that I am actually a joyful human being when not thinking about my job lololol
August 8, 2023 at 5:14 AM