Handsome Giraffe
@handsomegiraffe.bsky.social
“He's just this guy, you know.” Former public school teacher. Into democracy, history, books, music, & movies. ❤️Maine! Now with 21.3% more ADHD!
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French philosopher Voltaire writing about religion stated that “anyone who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.”
I think that this applies equally to #MAGA. Lies are powerful things. Widely believed lies are dangerous.
I think that this applies equally to #MAGA. Lies are powerful things. Widely believed lies are dangerous.
If the estimated 100K to 300K #SovereignCitizens in the US. are labeled a National Threat by the #FBI, why isn’t #ICE after them? They claim they are not US citizens. Is it because the vast majority are white males?
November 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
If the estimated 100K to 300K #SovereignCitizens in the US. are labeled a National Threat by the #FBI, why isn’t #ICE after them? They claim they are not US citizens. Is it because the vast majority are white males?
Anyone else remember the Apple Sock? I still have a few. www.apple.com/newsroom/202...
Introducing iPhone Pocket: a beautiful way to wear and carry iPhone
ISSEY MIYAKE and Apple today unveiled iPhone Pocket, designed to fit any iPhone as well as all pocketable items.
www.apple.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Anyone else remember the Apple Sock? I still have a few. www.apple.com/newsroom/202...
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Local Men Who Refuse To Work The Fields Accept $50K ICE Signing Bonuses To Round Up The Migrants Who Took Their Jobs
October 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Local Men Who Refuse To Work The Fields Accept $50K ICE Signing Bonuses To Round Up The Migrants Who Took Their Jobs
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The Ronald Reagan video denouncing tariffs, which Donald is in such a snit about, was posted to YouTube eight years ago. It is authentic. Donald is lying. It is not AI.
We are living in such twisted times, when Ronald Reagan's own words are offensive to Republicans.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t5Q...
We are living in such twisted times, when Ronald Reagan's own words are offensive to Republicans.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t5Q...
President Reagan's Radio Address on Free and Fair Trade on April 25, 1987
YouTube video by Reagan Library
www.youtube.com
October 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The Ronald Reagan video denouncing tariffs, which Donald is in such a snit about, was posted to YouTube eight years ago. It is authentic. Donald is lying. It is not AI.
We are living in such twisted times, when Ronald Reagan's own words are offensive to Republicans.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t5Q...
We are living in such twisted times, when Ronald Reagan's own words are offensive to Republicans.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t5Q...
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Reagan on tariffs. youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc?...
President Reagan's Radio Address on Free and Fair Trade on April 25, 1987
YouTube video by Reagan Library
youtu.be
October 25, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Reagan on tariffs. youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc?...
French philosopher Voltaire writing about religion stated that “anyone who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.”
I think that this applies equally to #MAGA. Lies are powerful things. Widely believed lies are dangerous.
I think that this applies equally to #MAGA. Lies are powerful things. Widely believed lies are dangerous.
October 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
French philosopher Voltaire writing about religion stated that “anyone who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.”
I think that this applies equally to #MAGA. Lies are powerful things. Widely believed lies are dangerous.
I think that this applies equally to #MAGA. Lies are powerful things. Widely believed lies are dangerous.
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry at Amazon product descriptions.
October 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry at Amazon product descriptions.
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Happy National Dictionary Day!
We thought we'd celebrate with some new Word Icons.
www.merriam-webster.com/video/word-i...
We thought we'd celebrate with some new Word Icons.
www.merriam-webster.com/video/word-i...
Word Icons (Video)
Legendary figures and the words that define them
www.merriam-webster.com
October 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Happy National Dictionary Day!
We thought we'd celebrate with some new Word Icons.
www.merriam-webster.com/video/word-i...
We thought we'd celebrate with some new Word Icons.
www.merriam-webster.com/video/word-i...
Just say #Gay. youtube.com/shorts/qLnKA...
School banned word “GAY” so Gay Class President had an idea 🏳️🌈
YouTube video by Josh Helfgott
youtube.com
October 16, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Just say #Gay. youtube.com/shorts/qLnKA...
#StochasticTerrorism defined with real world context.
October 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
#StochasticTerrorism defined with real world context.
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A Statement from NPR’s Editor in Chief on the Pentagon’s Press Policy.
Read More: www.npr.org/2025/10/13/g...
Read More: www.npr.org/2025/10/13/g...
October 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
A Statement from NPR’s Editor in Chief on the Pentagon’s Press Policy.
Read More: www.npr.org/2025/10/13/g...
Read More: www.npr.org/2025/10/13/g...
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Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/
October 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/
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A D.C. teacher aide has been placed on leave after allegedly putting hot sauce in the mouth of a nonverbal autistic student.
D.C. teacher aide on leave after allegedly putting hot sauce in autistic boy’s mouth
A D.C. teacher aide has been placed on leave after allegedly putting hot sauce in the mouth of a nonverbal autistic student.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
A D.C. teacher aide has been placed on leave after allegedly putting hot sauce in the mouth of a nonverbal autistic student.
Patent pending: PEZ Underwear.
October 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Patent pending: PEZ Underwear.
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‘The president is unhinged’: Trump’s online behavior grows increasingly odd
‘The president is unhinged’: Trump’s online behavior grows increasingly odd
The US president’s recent behavior is strange to many, from reposting a false AI video of himself to confusing comments during press conferences
www.theguardian.com
October 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
‘The president is unhinged’: Trump’s online behavior grows increasingly odd
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Portland is not war ravaged.
Chicago doesn’t need to be “saved”.
Undocumented immigrants do not qualify for Medicaid.
People should not have to “prove they matter” to get healthcare.
ICE should not be allowed to cover their faces.
This shutdown is being done to save healthcare.
Chicago doesn’t need to be “saved”.
Undocumented immigrants do not qualify for Medicaid.
People should not have to “prove they matter” to get healthcare.
ICE should not be allowed to cover their faces.
This shutdown is being done to save healthcare.
October 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Portland is not war ravaged.
Chicago doesn’t need to be “saved”.
Undocumented immigrants do not qualify for Medicaid.
People should not have to “prove they matter” to get healthcare.
ICE should not be allowed to cover their faces.
This shutdown is being done to save healthcare.
Chicago doesn’t need to be “saved”.
Undocumented immigrants do not qualify for Medicaid.
People should not have to “prove they matter” to get healthcare.
ICE should not be allowed to cover their faces.
This shutdown is being done to save healthcare.
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Sexually abusing them, too. There are lots of republican pedophiles in high places.
October 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Sexually abusing them, too. There are lots of republican pedophiles in high places.
Looking at the illustration, it seems they didn’t have the Young vs Fat debate like they had with Elvis on a stamp. #FatTrump it is.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
Treasury Department considers minting a $1 Trump coin
The draft design of the coin, which was overseen by the Office of the U.S. Treasurer Brandon Beach, features Trump’s profile on one side of the coin.
www.politico.com
October 4, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Looking at the illustration, it seems they didn’t have the Young vs Fat debate like they had with Elvis on a stamp. #FatTrump it is.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
There goes the 1st Amendment.
October 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
There goes the 1st Amendment.