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Handsome Giraffe
@handsomegiraffe.bsky.social
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“He's just this guy, you know.” Former public school teacher. Into democracy, history, books, music, & movies. ❤️Maine! Now with 21.3% more ADHD!
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I don’t know whether to laugh or cry at Amazon product descriptions.
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October 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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#StochasticTerrorism defined with real world context.
October 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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But, the United Kingdom is a form of #democracy.
Democracy have no kings t-shirt.
October 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Now, is this #AI or not?
September 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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This started as a still picture generated by Meta’s Messenger AI add-in. Thanks, Google Photo #AI!
September 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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This started as still photos. Thanks, Google Photo #AI!
September 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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We see eye to eye on so many levels.
A giraffe sniffing a hedgehog, out on the Savannah near midday.
September 16, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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My girlfriend loves this picture of us and so do I.
A hedgehog and a giraffe sharing a pizza at a bistro table out on the Savannah.
September 16, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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#ChatGPT on the left. How many differences can you count? I see a dozen. All I wanted was a soft background and a blue cocktail. #AI #portrait
Portrait of a girl with a blue cocktail and a blurred background. The girl is blonde and has long hair is wearing a red and white skirt with a white tank top. Portrait of a girl with a red cocktail and a blurred background. The girl is blonde and has long hair is wearing a white and red skirt with a white tank top.
September 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Sharing a pizza with my girlfriend.
A giraffe is sharing a slice of pizza with a hedgehog. The hedgehog is standing on a chair with its forepaws on the pizza slice and the giraffe has the same slice in its mouth. The pie is on table with a red and white checkerboard pattern.
September 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Oh, look. Gaza, NH.
Transportation map showing Gaza, NH alongside US Route 93.
September 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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#Scam! I’ve been getting more of these of late. Did you know that they come from iPhone “farms” that can fit in a small closet? The country code indicates this one is in Egypt, but I’m sure that can be spoofed.
Spam text purportedly recruiting for Amazon.
September 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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#censorship #morality #FreedomOfSpeech
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September 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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#MicroSoftCopilot on the left and the #GooglGemini #AI on the right, a screenshot of only one of my questions on the topic of Rudy #Giuliani’s recent accident. Winner: MS Copilot!
MS Copilot on the left and Google Gemini on the right, a screenshot of only one of my questions. Winner: MS Copilot!
August 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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And now I can’t log in at all!
August 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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August 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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See? Target continually uses box that are too big for the product. They sell the right-sized box, but can’t seem to use it.
Nearly empty box from Target.
August 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Target is selling all of it small boxes. That explains why they can’t ship anything in any appropriate size box.
August 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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A good summation of the winners of #History axiom from Dan Brown’s “The Da Vinci Code”
A good summation of the winners of #History axiom from Dan Brown’s “The Da Vinci Code” as pictured on a Kindle book reader. “History is always written by the winners. When two cultures clad, the loser is obliterated, and the winner writes the history books — books which glorify their own cause and disparage the conquered foe.”
August 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Red Cross 3 Gallon Pin on presentation card.
August 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Per Google’s Gemini #AI, #Trump is /almost/ on the list.
August 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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MS Copilot delivers two entries for “most notorious criminal in Washington, DC. One is an arsonist and the other is Donald #Trump.
August 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Fort Foster in Maine.
August 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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@moveon.org
July 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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And my team photo. Basketball, natch. GO, Bay City Rollers!
Giraffe in a green basketball jersey and white sweatband.
July 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM