Hand of Gozer
@handofgozer.bsky.social
Ancient Sumerian God of Chaos.
I see what you did there.
I see what you did there.
At current exchange rates maybe you could buy Gary.
Well could Canada just annex the US?
February 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
At current exchange rates maybe you could buy Gary.
Nothing a harpy hates more than seeing a beautiful woman get more attention than she does
February 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Nothing a harpy hates more than seeing a beautiful woman get more attention than she does
To the left every day is an epic fanfic battle against evil cartoon villains.
December 29, 2024 at 7:01 PM
To the left every day is an epic fanfic battle against evil cartoon villains.
Ringo hate is ugly. Every transcendent rock group needs an oddball. Otherwise it’s just Coldplay 🥱
The 4 Beatles and the roles they played in the band:
John was the loud one
Paul was the pretty one
George was the spiritual one
Ringo was the fourth one
John was the loud one
Paul was the pretty one
George was the spiritual one
Ringo was the fourth one
December 29, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Ringo hate is ugly. Every transcendent rock group needs an oddball. Otherwise it’s just Coldplay 🥱
Never deleting this app
December 28, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Never deleting this app
It seems so friendly and helpful tho
December 28, 2024 at 4:18 PM
It seems so friendly and helpful tho
Given that the Great Replacement Theory is now proven fact, I’ve been thinking about who I should get to take my place.
Applicants will need to swear a blood oath of loyalty and promise to never put pineapple on their pizza.
Applicants will need to swear a blood oath of loyalty and promise to never put pineapple on their pizza.
December 28, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Given that the Great Replacement Theory is now proven fact, I’ve been thinking about who I should get to take my place.
Applicants will need to swear a blood oath of loyalty and promise to never put pineapple on their pizza.
Applicants will need to swear a blood oath of loyalty and promise to never put pineapple on their pizza.
This stands very well on its own.
my dream is to paint an image so disgusting in people's minds that even people with aphantasia want to kill me for showing it to them
December 28, 2024 at 4:09 PM
This stands very well on its own.
Because the Left doesn’t do debate or disagreement, only consensus and lockstep, actual discussion of policy (which, yes, can get heated) looks like “unraveling” or “flipping out”.
Not only is the right flipping out at Elon Musk for saying we need to have more legal immigration, but they are now flipping out over this tweet from Vivek. Things are unraveling fast.
December 27, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Because the Left doesn’t do debate or disagreement, only consensus and lockstep, actual discussion of policy (which, yes, can get heated) looks like “unraveling” or “flipping out”.
FACT: Calling something a fact doesn’t make it true.
Also, any corrupt nation that acts as a money laundering troth for politicians IS my enemy and I want it destroyed.
Also, any corrupt nation that acts as a money laundering troth for politicians IS my enemy and I want it destroyed.
December 26, 2024 at 6:37 PM
FACT: Calling something a fact doesn’t make it true.
Also, any corrupt nation that acts as a money laundering troth for politicians IS my enemy and I want it destroyed.
Also, any corrupt nation that acts as a money laundering troth for politicians IS my enemy and I want it destroyed.
Democracy is when everyone hates the PM and yet you still can’t get him to leave after nearly a decade.
Only a moron would think Canada would want to join a country that has a dictatorship in the making, while Canadians
enjoy…
National wide Healthcare
Minimum Wage $15-$17
Paid maternity leave
Subsidized Day Care
Pro choice
Democracy
And, we are ranked 3rd best country to live in.
enjoy…
National wide Healthcare
Minimum Wage $15-$17
Paid maternity leave
Subsidized Day Care
Pro choice
Democracy
And, we are ranked 3rd best country to live in.
December 26, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Democracy is when everyone hates the PM and yet you still can’t get him to leave after nearly a decade.
Seriously tho, wtf happened to The Onion?
Foster Child Hopes Adoption Papers Not His Only Christmas Gift
Foster Child Hopes Adoption Papers Not His Only Christmas Gift
CHARLOTTE, NC—After finding only a large, plain envelope with his name on it under the tree, local foster child Dylan Mayfield reportedly began to worry Wednesday that the few measly sheets of paper s...
theonion.com
December 25, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Seriously tho, wtf happened to The Onion?
Reposted by Hand of Gozer
happy hyundai holiday sales event to all who celebrate 🎅🌲🚗
December 25, 2024 at 6:22 PM
happy hyundai holiday sales event to all who celebrate 🎅🌲🚗
No one that is part of the elite media establishment fears censorship.
They fear their lies will be exposed by free speech platforms, in real time.
They fear their lies will be exposed by free speech platforms, in real time.
We are issuing a warning about a worsening climate for free press in this country, driven by a right-wing campaign of anti-media threats. The public cannot become informed about the problems facing our country and the efforts to improve or worsen them without robust protections for journalism.
Misinformer of the Year: Anti-media intimidation
www.mediamatters.org
December 23, 2024 at 4:11 PM
No one that is part of the elite media establishment fears censorship.
They fear their lies will be exposed by free speech platforms, in real time.
They fear their lies will be exposed by free speech platforms, in real time.
👀
December 23, 2024 at 1:21 PM
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I’m still stunned that a major political party ran a VP candidate without a single positive quality…
Not honest
Not courageous
Not a good debater
Not charming
Not appealing to the demographic he was supposed to target
Ugly even for a politician
Like, really, wtf
Not honest
Not courageous
Not a good debater
Not charming
Not appealing to the demographic he was supposed to target
Ugly even for a politician
Like, really, wtf
December 22, 2024 at 9:49 PM
I’m still stunned that a major political party ran a VP candidate without a single positive quality…
Not honest
Not courageous
Not a good debater
Not charming
Not appealing to the demographic he was supposed to target
Ugly even for a politician
Like, really, wtf
Not honest
Not courageous
Not a good debater
Not charming
Not appealing to the demographic he was supposed to target
Ugly even for a politician
Like, really, wtf
This is going to shock many, but 5th wave feminism will be “Men show provide for and protect women.”
December 22, 2024 at 4:40 PM
This is going to shock many, but 5th wave feminism will be “Men show provide for and protect women.”
I don’t think I’ve ever hated anyone as much as I hated the lady who handed my 2-year-old son a thin glass snowglobe filled with glitter water.
December 22, 2024 at 4:30 PM
I don’t think I’ve ever hated anyone as much as I hated the lady who handed my 2-year-old son a thin glass snowglobe filled with glitter water.
Ten year olds on the playground have a richer set of insults than the modern Left.
What does it say that this took me zero time to understand.
December 22, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Ten year olds on the playground have a richer set of insults than the modern Left.
Misinformation is Bluesky for “obvious truths we’d prefer not to acknowledge”.
White House aides knew Biden was mentally and physically unfit to be president from the very beginning
White House aides knew Biden was mentally and physically unfit to be president from the very beginning
(NaturalNews) White House aides reportedly knew of President Joe Biden's declining mental fitness since the beginning of his presidency. Staffers managed...
dlvr.it
December 21, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Misinformation is Bluesky for “obvious truths we’d prefer not to acknowledge”.
Jesus hated his parents so much that he created a whole new religion just to not follow theirs.
December 20, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Jesus hated his parents so much that he created a whole new religion just to not follow theirs.
I like anything on here that has been wrongly labeled “intolerance”.
December 20, 2024 at 1:20 PM
I like anything on here that has been wrongly labeled “intolerance”.
Ukraine flags next to name. Complaining about “Nazis”.
The American Left isn’t just indifferent to reality, they’re actively hostile to it.
The American Left isn’t just indifferent to reality, they’re actively hostile to it.
Nazis, they’re Nazis.
December 20, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Ukraine flags next to name. Complaining about “Nazis”.
The American Left isn’t just indifferent to reality, they’re actively hostile to it.
The American Left isn’t just indifferent to reality, they’re actively hostile to it.
“You’ll be sorry!” is such a sniveling little thing for losers to keep yelling at the winners.
The Republicans are very soon going to end up in the "FO" stage of their FAFO relationship with Elon Musk, this being the point at which they realize how brutally stupid and shockingly unsophisticated he is when handed any power whatsoever, and also how little he understands about basically anything
December 19, 2024 at 8:06 PM
“You’ll be sorry!” is such a sniveling little thing for losers to keep yelling at the winners.
“We called you a grandma killer and tried to destroy your life. Get over it bro!”
There is no level of revenge against these people that would not be justified.
There is no level of revenge against these people that would not be justified.
Saw Online™️ that Aaron Rodgers is on Pat McAfee still talking about ‘vax status’ in December of TYOL 2024. Peak Miserable Guy Behavior. Like damn bro you won. RFK is in charge now. We are all going to get polio. Can we move off this?!
December 18, 2024 at 9:50 AM
“We called you a grandma killer and tried to destroy your life. Get over it bro!”
There is no level of revenge against these people that would not be justified.
There is no level of revenge against these people that would not be justified.