jellybeanDÆMON
@hamptercatapult.bsky.social
✨️call me jelly or nova👾
🦠genderweird artist who may or may not post art lolol 👾 she/her ✨️ he/him ✨️ fae/faer ✨️ xe/xir 🦠
🦠genderweird artist who may or may not post art lolol 👾 she/her ✨️ he/him ✨️ fae/faer ✨️ xe/xir 🦠
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why are we so afraid to say girlcock. gock is the noise squidward made when he was choking to death on a fork. its an unsexy syllable. girlcock is two very sexy syllables. why would anyone think we should stop calling her by her full name. what are we doing here
December 19, 2024 at 7:29 AM
why are we so afraid to say girlcock. gock is the noise squidward made when he was choking to death on a fork. its an unsexy syllable. girlcock is two very sexy syllables. why would anyone think we should stop calling her by her full name. what are we doing here
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The bar was absolutely targeted because it’s LGBT inclusive - most likely because it has trans staff.
This MAGAt claiming “discrimination” for being denied service is clearly a ‘gender critical’ transphobe and is using their tactics.
Trans people are on the front line against fascists!
This MAGAt claiming “discrimination” for being denied service is clearly a ‘gender critical’ transphobe and is using their tactics.
Trans people are on the front line against fascists!
March 18, 2025 at 9:20 AM
The bar was absolutely targeted because it’s LGBT inclusive - most likely because it has trans staff.
This MAGAt claiming “discrimination” for being denied service is clearly a ‘gender critical’ transphobe and is using their tactics.
Trans people are on the front line against fascists!
This MAGAt claiming “discrimination” for being denied service is clearly a ‘gender critical’ transphobe and is using their tactics.
Trans people are on the front line against fascists!
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I genuinely believe that you can trace a lot of societal problems back to south park fans becoming parents and teaching their kids that caring about anything is the gayest shit you could possibly do
March 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I genuinely believe that you can trace a lot of societal problems back to south park fans becoming parents and teaching their kids that caring about anything is the gayest shit you could possibly do
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just eating my loaf, sir
March 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
just eating my loaf, sir
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when someone tells me that i’m factually wrong about a belief i hold
January 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
when someone tells me that i’m factually wrong about a belief i hold
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Is this anything. Is this a relatable post. Is this a good goof. Are we enjoying this. Do we love this post? I mentioned drugs in it. Feels right. Feels like it’ll make it out there in this crazy world. Feels like it’ll resonate. Do we like it. Is it anything. Are we enjoying it. Do we like the post
Inventing a new pill with adderall, Xanax, caffeine, and magnesium. Absolutely nothing happens when you take it
January 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Is this anything. Is this a relatable post. Is this a good goof. Are we enjoying this. Do we love this post? I mentioned drugs in it. Feels right. Feels like it’ll make it out there in this crazy world. Feels like it’ll resonate. Do we like it. Is it anything. Are we enjoying it. Do we like the post
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11:46pst is the best time to post! i have to go to work in 6 hours ♡ anywayy heres ho'olheyak from arknights shes sooo pretty... secret santa gift for a discord server im in
December 30, 2024 at 7:49 AM
11:46pst is the best time to post! i have to go to work in 6 hours ♡ anywayy heres ho'olheyak from arknights shes sooo pretty... secret santa gift for a discord server im in
chill guy who lowkey doesnt give a fuck who is low key an agitated guy who highkey gives too much of a fuck
what the hell is this image lmfao
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025
December 31, 2024 at 2:22 AM
chill guy who lowkey doesnt give a fuck who is low key an agitated guy who highkey gives too much of a fuck
11:46pst is the best time to post! i have to go to work in 6 hours ♡ anywayy heres ho'olheyak from arknights shes sooo pretty... secret santa gift for a discord server im in
December 30, 2024 at 7:49 AM
11:46pst is the best time to post! i have to go to work in 6 hours ♡ anywayy heres ho'olheyak from arknights shes sooo pretty... secret santa gift for a discord server im in
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all my haters turn into graters when i'm cheesed to meet them
December 29, 2024 at 3:46 AM
all my haters turn into graters when i'm cheesed to meet them
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December 20, 2024 at 4:14 AM
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The “just walk out / you can leave!” image but all the bullet points are “CVS INVENTORY CONTROL SYSTEM ALARM GOES OFF”
December 19, 2024 at 9:14 PM
The “just walk out / you can leave!” image but all the bullet points are “CVS INVENTORY CONTROL SYSTEM ALARM GOES OFF”
god please drive him to suicide
December 20, 2024 at 7:01 AM
god please drive him to suicide
i think we can brainstorm a better name for the posts on this app. almost anything is better than calling them 'skeets' or 'reskeets'. we can just call it posting. guys we can call them posts. reposts. we dont have to remain shackled to the unkillable husk of twixtter. just fucking call it a post
December 20, 2024 at 6:11 AM
i think we can brainstorm a better name for the posts on this app. almost anything is better than calling them 'skeets' or 'reskeets'. we can just call it posting. guys we can call them posts. reposts. we dont have to remain shackled to the unkillable husk of twixtter. just fucking call it a post
does it get better. does it get easier. will i stop hurting. will i be in good company. if so; when and when and when and when
December 20, 2024 at 5:59 AM
does it get better. does it get easier. will i stop hurting. will i be in good company. if so; when and when and when and when
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If you see anyone talking about how the Amazon strike could disrupt the flow of packages:
December 19, 2024 at 4:12 PM
If you see anyone talking about how the Amazon strike could disrupt the flow of packages:
i ♡ ballpoint pen YES even when it builds up ink that smudges sometimes.... bic pen that comes in a pack of 50 for $20 my beloved
December 19, 2024 at 7:57 AM
i ♡ ballpoint pen YES even when it builds up ink that smudges sometimes.... bic pen that comes in a pack of 50 for $20 my beloved
life before and after beatboxing puppy... reallymakes you think.
December 15, 2024 at 2:07 AM
life before and after beatboxing puppy... reallymakes you think.
with everyone trying to use brba as a "heh. freaking OWNED. gwalter had to make METHS to pay for his MEDICAL billz 😏" it fundamentally ignores the fact that walt was offered a cushy office job with great healthcare at the very beginning. and turned him down bc walt has a main character complex
December 8, 2024 at 8:52 PM
with everyone trying to use brba as a "heh. freaking OWNED. gwalter had to make METHS to pay for his MEDICAL billz 😏" it fundamentally ignores the fact that walt was offered a cushy office job with great healthcare at the very beginning. and turned him down bc walt has a main character complex
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big buff shark woman ♡♡ 🦈 drawn w ballpoint pen
December 8, 2024 at 8:50 AM
big buff shark woman ♡♡ 🦈 drawn w ballpoint pen
big buff shark woman ♡♡ 🦈 drawn w ballpoint pen
December 8, 2024 at 8:50 AM
big buff shark woman ♡♡ 🦈 drawn w ballpoint pen