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halsaph.bsky.social
#1 Evil Robot Defender
@halsaph.bsky.social
Stars - Adult - 18+ - It/They/He

I draw very occasionally

Here be NSFW
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I need this url on every website that matters
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August 14, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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🔼 the god of triangles 🔼
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#digitalart #oc #ocart #triangle #triangles #trianglecult
June 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Here's the new girls ref btw, her name is Pearl #ocart #myart
August 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
New oc, expect to see alot of her whenever I remember to post shit here #ocart #nsfwart #nsfw #bondage
August 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Take a bite ;] (he/him) #nsfw #transnsfw #nsfwart
August 12, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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purity politics
March 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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To all the trans men who need to hear it, it is totally okay to be a man. Testosterone does not make you evil. Transitioning doesn't make you a traitor to feminism. It's not internalized misogyny. Most men are good people, even if the bad ones get the most attention.

You are good.
May 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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the wisdom of our Master Splinter

taught us not to rush to violence

but our master

AIN'T HERE DUDE
May 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
There's a part of me that's anxious that my ex might find this account and try to contact me but then I remember that they definitely never gave enough of a shit to remember the halsaph username exists ❤️
May 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Enforcing a G rating on the entire internet is fascist and if you're clutching pearls directly at strangers instead of cultivating your own space you're part of the problem.
March 22, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Tim Drake: Isn’t it funny how your iconic weapon shifted over time from a cat o' nine tails, y’know, as part of your whole cat theme, to just a regular whip? It’s so divorced from its original context.
Selina Kyle, hitting a guy with a giant dildo: yeah weird
December 4, 2023 at 1:13 AM
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my first post on here...

I should say something important, something meaningful...

Uh. Tits. 😌 Boobies, even.
April 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Oh hey here's that extremely occasional art I promised #nsfw #oc
April 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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you are not alone.
March 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Do people who follow me like transformers???? Idk why I'm asking idc I'm 90% posting this so @no1calebapologist.bsky.social can see it while trapped at school. Meme format credit to @/calware on tumblr I don't think they're on bluesky
March 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Batman isn't a guy with loads of money who decides to spend it on cool gadgets to fight crime; he's a character with loads of cool gadgets for fighting crime whose writers needed an explanation for how he could afford them. That whole conversation is very much putting the cart before the horse.
February 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Seen in Brooklyn this AM: an egged cybertruck with a bag of dogshit and also unbagged dogshit
February 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Fuck my stupid baka life the water pipes in my building froze
January 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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January 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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hey #objectum #techum people come get your slop
January 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Sonic's new t-shirt ✨

#SonicTheHedgehog
January 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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I finished another necklace 🥰🫶
January 16, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Books are a mind prison. They trap you in a false reality, trick you into caring about people and places that don’t exist. By using ChatGPT to summarize Lord of the Rings into 1 paragraph that frees up time to focus on real things that matter, like checking your Hawktuah coin investment on Robinhood
January 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
@hermetic-crab.bsky.social hiiiiii <333 helllooooooooo
January 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM