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Opinions are useless. Highly recommend touching grass sometime soon.
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This could have been an email.
December 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
This could have been an email.
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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
Arts, science, and engineering are so closely linked getting rid of one always impacts the others.
First they cut arts in schools to make way for standards and efficiency. And now we hear we need machines to come up with new ideas for us because we can’t do it.
Just say No to these people. It’s dangerous nonsense. And should be disregarded and treated only with scorn.
Just say No to these people. It’s dangerous nonsense. And should be disregarded and treated only with scorn.
December 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Arts, science, and engineering are so closely linked getting rid of one always impacts the others.
COSTCO checks every receipt. Everyone knows that.
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
COSTCO checks every receipt. Everyone knows that.
The department has been busy.
The Department of Unsubtle Metaphors continues to exceed expectations
President Trump walking past the flag at the Whitehouse which has fallen to the ground
November 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The department has been busy.
Pay attention to where they’re throwing the ball!!
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Pay attention to where they’re throwing the ball!!
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This is the take for this line.
“TURN THE VOLUME UP!”
Banger of a line from Mamdani
Banger of a line from Mamdani
November 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
This is the take for this line.
October 30, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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THERE IS LITERALLY NO REASON TO FIRE LIVE ARTILLERY SHELLS OVER AN AMERICAN HIGHWAY.
TOTALLY STUPID, RECKLESS, AND BIZARRE ACTIONS JUST TO MAKE JD VANCE FEEL IMPORTANT.
TOTALLY STUPID, RECKLESS, AND BIZARRE ACTIONS JUST TO MAKE JD VANCE FEEL IMPORTANT.
An artillery shell fired during 250th anniversary celebration of the Marine Corps at Camp Pendleton on Saturday detonated prematurely over Interstate 5, damaging a California Highway Patrol vehicle on JD Vance's security detail www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...
Artillery Shell Detonated Over Interstate 5 During Marines’ Celebration, California Officials Say
www.nytimes.com
October 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
THERE IS LITERALLY NO REASON TO FIRE LIVE ARTILLERY SHELLS OVER AN AMERICAN HIGHWAY.
TOTALLY STUPID, RECKLESS, AND BIZARRE ACTIONS JUST TO MAKE JD VANCE FEEL IMPORTANT.
TOTALLY STUPID, RECKLESS, AND BIZARRE ACTIONS JUST TO MAKE JD VANCE FEEL IMPORTANT.
Time is linear AND a flat circle ⭕️
October 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Time is linear AND a flat circle ⭕️
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Day 2 of the Republican shutdown. Your regular reminders:
1. GOP controls government. They control what bills get voted on and the vote thresholds for each bill. Senate GOP can pass their bad funding bill today if they felt like it.
2. Dems are fighting to lower costs and save healthcare.
1. GOP controls government. They control what bills get voted on and the vote thresholds for each bill. Senate GOP can pass their bad funding bill today if they felt like it.
2. Dems are fighting to lower costs and save healthcare.
October 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Day 2 of the Republican shutdown. Your regular reminders:
1. GOP controls government. They control what bills get voted on and the vote thresholds for each bill. Senate GOP can pass their bad funding bill today if they felt like it.
2. Dems are fighting to lower costs and save healthcare.
1. GOP controls government. They control what bills get voted on and the vote thresholds for each bill. Senate GOP can pass their bad funding bill today if they felt like it.
2. Dems are fighting to lower costs and save healthcare.
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I’m a sewage system. I also have a great personality.
September 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I’m a sewage system. I also have a great personality.
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You could give this man an existential crisis by showing him the bottom half of a muppet
September 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
You could give this man an existential crisis by showing him the bottom half of a muppet
September 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
September 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
For the kids in the back.
Donald Trump is way less popular than he wants you to believe.
And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.
And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.
September 20, 2025 at 3:05 PM
For the kids in the back.
September 18, 2025 at 5:04 AM
September 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
September 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The least fun people are creating AI. Somebody get these dorks a beer.
I can’t think of a worse way of spending my 20’s: www.wsj.com/business/ent...
September 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The least fun people are creating AI. Somebody get these dorks a beer.
Baseball talks a lot about the stuff.
-The good stuff
-The bad stuff
-Having the stuff
-Not having the stuff
The stuff is the stuff.
-The good stuff
-The bad stuff
-Having the stuff
-Not having the stuff
The stuff is the stuff.
September 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Baseball talks a lot about the stuff.
-The good stuff
-The bad stuff
-Having the stuff
-Not having the stuff
The stuff is the stuff.
-The good stuff
-The bad stuff
-Having the stuff
-Not having the stuff
The stuff is the stuff.
Ah. Well. At least baseball is still doing its thing so we can remember how individuals from all over the planet who barely have a common speaking language can, and do, win and lose as a team speaking baseball.⚾️
September 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Ah. Well. At least baseball is still doing its thing so we can remember how individuals from all over the planet who barely have a common speaking language can, and do, win and lose as a team speaking baseball.⚾️
If a company loses their broadcasting license, and anyone who could enforce it was fired, did it even exist?
August 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
If a company loses their broadcasting license, and anyone who could enforce it was fired, did it even exist?