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Tottenham Hotspur fan. Habe patientiam.

My family have been Spurs since the beginning, when our colours were navy blue, and we played on Tottenham marshes.

#COYS
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Absolutely nailing it on this week's TEI. Thanks for saying this @nathanaclark.bsky.social 🎯
November 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Not just our worst performance of the season, but arguably our worst performance in a decade.
November 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
For comparison.
November 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
January 2025. In the depths of the injury crisis. 2-1.
November 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Full answer attached.

Full presser transcript: www.football.london/tottenham-ho...
November 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Back in September, @profspur.bsky.social wrote a piece asking, ”Has Thomas Frank Made Tottenham More Defensively Solid?”

Because that's what he was supposed to do, right?

That’s his thing.

Have a look at the shotmap (shitmap?) from the NLD for a concise answer to Prof’s question 👇
November 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
It's why I was and remain so bitterly disappointed we just didn't take a risk on season 3. I feel the same about sacking Poch. Romantic nonsense? I dunno. Just felt so wrong.
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
November 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
interesting to consider who will be up against whom #coys
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
November 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Alfie Devine getting on with it. #COYS
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
November 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Who meets your criteria? Answering Lamela not allowed. #COYS
November 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Thanks to @iain.coys.social for the revelation that covers of Nature are a goldmine of band names.

Set list for Latitude 26:

The Drawn Together
Light Controlled Organization
Unethical Research
Molecular Collisions
Oxygen Captured by Magnets
Designer Proteins
The Bioactive Switches
Cage Key Systems
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
9 year old golf day birthday party you say?
November 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Read the “Measuring Goalkeeper Performance Using xGOT” bit.

While xG models are vastly more simple than meteorology, both turn messy reality into mathematical models that estimate probabilities.
November 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Not ideal
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
insight90.streamlit.app

No average position data in the tables here, though.
November 13, 2025 at 11:36 AM
This is the kind of setup I think Johnson would thrive in. That I. Sarr role.
November 13, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Tottenham. Only 2% of neighbourhoods in England are more deprived.

Via deprivation.communities.gov.uk/about-your-n...
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The keeper up the other end must be like
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I have fantasies about Tesco Finest Crinkle Cut Roast Beef & Horseradish.
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Tottenham v Man United

1) Progressive passing
2) Progressive carries
3) First half domination zones
4) Second half domination zones

We have activity up the centre, folks. This is positive. #COYS
November 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM