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hairy poppins, phd
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professional sleepy girl (she/her)
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succubus - female demon that seduces men

incubus - male demon that seduces women

vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Me most of all (her daughter)
I regret to inform everyone that my mother in law has *not* been raptured. We are all very upset about this turn of events
September 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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"From hell's heart I stab at thee!"
🎵 here in
🎵 Duck Berg
July 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I really need low-rise pants to not be in style anymore :)
July 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Was holding him out to look at a bug on the ceiling
July 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I’m not sure where some men find the audacity to put their feet up on the little tables in between the seats on the train. Like? Who do you think you are my guy?
July 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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rpril is the cruelest month
July 16, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Love when someone recommends a “plus size alternative clothing brand” but it’s literally just crap screenshots from various IPs printed on cheap t-shirts, and they charge more the bigger the size you order. Veeeery cool.
July 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Love to be home alone at midnight and hear fucking scratching outside my front door
May 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Is this a dagger which I see before me [Press R1 for LIGHT ATTACK], The handle toward my hand [Press R2 for HEAVY ATTACK]? Come, let me clutch thee [Hold R2 for CHARGE ATTACK].

I have thee not, and yet I see thee still [Press L1 + R2 for PHANTOM ATTACK (expends Ghost Power)].
May 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Another journal article accepted for publication :)
May 24, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Sometimes academia is serious, and sometimes it’s attending a talk that’s meant to be about something interesting but instead the speaker just reads off their CV, doesn’t discuss any research and brags about how many phd students they have, all while displaying their slides in only presenter mode.
May 21, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Alive and Posting
May 19, 2025 at 3:34 PM
ummm excuse me for loving MY SON
my cat: *does something incredibly normal, like literally just lying down*
my wife: I think my heart just did a backflip, what a perfect precious little creature
March 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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damn homie things fall apart fr no cap but the center cannot hold im not fronting when i say that the gyre is widening on god the falcon cannot hear our cries and anarchy is loosed upon the club bro
December 20, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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ELTON JOHN: and you can tell everybody that this is your song

ME: I’m not sure

EJ: [pulls out gun, aims it at me, cocks it] I said tell everybody that this is your song

M: holy shit okay damn this is my song
January 29, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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wayward son my wayward son
wayward son when wayward son
November 30, 2024 at 5:04 AM
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hello darkness my old friend
you start at 5pm again
November 3, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Nothing like job hunting to fuck up your last scrap of self confidence 👍🏻
August 29, 2023 at 4:15 PM
Had my first sleep paralysis incident since 2016, which is Fun and Cool.
August 24, 2023 at 6:16 PM
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his palms are sweaty
knees weak
arms are heavy
there's
August 20, 2023 at 3:31 AM
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August 16, 2023 at 7:18 AM
It’s a bitterskeet
symphony
August 15, 2023 at 2:37 PM