Hainsey
hainsey.bsky.social
Hainsey
@hainsey.bsky.social

Givin' it to da man for literally hours now...
January 10, 2026 at 9:25 AM
@andyparmo.co.uk

Just checking, are you composed entirely of cheese yet?
December 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
November 8, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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Newsom: We got here because the President is struggling. We got here because the President is one of the most unpopular presidents in U.S. history. We got here because he recognizes that he will lose the election.
August 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
August 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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August 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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July 31, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Today I am mostly travelling South to Dundee.
a man standing in front of a pile of tires with the words this week in yellow letters
ALT: a man standing in front of a pile of tires with the words this week in yellow letters
media.tenor.com
August 6, 2025 at 5:23 AM
There is an American golf player in this airport. He happened to mention to me that I had spilt a wee bit of coffee on the floor. He proceeded to tell me I needed to go and get a mop and clean up that (quite literally 3 drops of coffee).
I suggested that what he needed to do was...
July 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Bollocks shit arse fuck
@profanity.accountant am I winning tits balls feck
June 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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June 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Absolute Fabricnut
June 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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BORDER PATROL: “Are you an 🇺🇸 citizen?”

🔥 NATIVE AMERICAN WOMAN: “FIRST ONES. We didn’t cross the border, the border crossed us… what are you? You’re not first born. You’re not from this f*ckin’ land. Punk-as* b*tches.”
June 14, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Today is not Ed Balls Day.
June 12, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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Fitting for today’s cat fight.
June 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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WHO DID THIS ?!?!?
June 6, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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I’ve been hanging onto these images for literally years waiting for the the right moment to post them and it’s safe to say that day is finally here
June 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Can't get much better than this..
May 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Thank you for all your sponsorship and support! It’s not too late to do a donate 😀
May 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Phew?
May 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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May 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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May 17, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Is she having jelly and ice cream, because being 21 she deserves it...
Now then. Something serious for you on a Sunday - please read this carefully.

It's @holycrayons.bsky.social birthday!!! Please support her on this most difficult of days... 😂

Happy Birthday dude!!!! 🎂🍾🎈
May 11, 2025 at 9:04 AM
May 8, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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May 6, 2025 at 11:30 AM