Hae Ji Cho
@haejicho.bsky.social
Korean Brazilian American filmmaker based in Los Angeles 🎬🇧🇷🇰🇷 || spooked and sentimental human || IG @hjichan
Me: “My sink is clogged. What do I do?”
Google: “Use Drano. It’s your best option and it’s safe for pipes!”
Me: “Okay, now it’s somehow worse?”
Google:
Me:
Google: “Here are 30 articles about why Drano is ineffective and bad for your pipes.”
Google: “Use Drano. It’s your best option and it’s safe for pipes!”
Me: “Okay, now it’s somehow worse?”
Google:
Me:
Google: “Here are 30 articles about why Drano is ineffective and bad for your pipes.”
November 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Me: “My sink is clogged. What do I do?”
Google: “Use Drano. It’s your best option and it’s safe for pipes!”
Me: “Okay, now it’s somehow worse?”
Google:
Me:
Google: “Here are 30 articles about why Drano is ineffective and bad for your pipes.”
Google: “Use Drano. It’s your best option and it’s safe for pipes!”
Me: “Okay, now it’s somehow worse?”
Google:
Me:
Google: “Here are 30 articles about why Drano is ineffective and bad for your pipes.”
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I love people who get paid 800,000 dollars a year to come up with ideas like “Democrats should do popular things to increase their chances to win elections”
November 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I love people who get paid 800,000 dollars a year to come up with ideas like “Democrats should do popular things to increase their chances to win elections”
The venn diagram of a male gym teacher’s wardrobe and most people’s “I lost my will to live” wardrobe is just a circle
October 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The venn diagram of a male gym teacher’s wardrobe and most people’s “I lost my will to live” wardrobe is just a circle
Watching an oil splatter come towards your nice shirt in real time like a bullet to the chest
October 13, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Watching an oil splatter come towards your nice shirt in real time like a bullet to the chest
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Look, I just feel like I shouldn’t have to bend over backward to get an exorcism
October 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Look, I just feel like I shouldn’t have to bend over backward to get an exorcism
Mom looking at a plant she killed: “It doesn’t want to live :(“
October 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Mom looking at a plant she killed: “It doesn’t want to live :(“
Having siblings is humiliating
October 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Having siblings is humiliating
Me acting like an absolute dog when my female and queer besties post nice selfies: “THE VIEW IS CRAAAZYYY 🥵🔥🔥🔥 YOU’RE GONNA HURT SOMEONE PACKIN’ LIKE THAT, MUSE ❤️🔥”
Me when a straight male friend posts a selfie: “must have showered today”
Me when a straight male friend posts a selfie: “must have showered today”
April 26, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Me acting like an absolute dog when my female and queer besties post nice selfies: “THE VIEW IS CRAAAZYYY 🥵🔥🔥🔥 YOU’RE GONNA HURT SOMEONE PACKIN’ LIKE THAT, MUSE ❤️🔥”
Me when a straight male friend posts a selfie: “must have showered today”
Me when a straight male friend posts a selfie: “must have showered today”
thinking about the time when I was getting scolded as a kid and my mom said she'd leave me in the woods if I lied. My city girl ass stopped crying and turned to look at her like, "We live in a metropolis. You don't know any woods."
April 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
thinking about the time when I was getting scolded as a kid and my mom said she'd leave me in the woods if I lied. My city girl ass stopped crying and turned to look at her like, "We live in a metropolis. You don't know any woods."
I have the spirit of someone who wants to sing all the lyrics to a song but the memory of someone who can barely remember the first name of a recurring character in my life who I haven’t talked to in two days
April 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I have the spirit of someone who wants to sing all the lyrics to a song but the memory of someone who can barely remember the first name of a recurring character in my life who I haven’t talked to in two days
Usually I will read my Co-Star and be like, “You know… that’s not NOT deep.” But sometimes I will read it and be like, “Wtf is going on with this app”
March 23, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Usually I will read my Co-Star and be like, “You know… that’s not NOT deep.” But sometimes I will read it and be like, “Wtf is going on with this app”
I wouldn’t ask just anyone for business advice but I have not once looked at a dog gobbling up a puppucino and not thought, “Why is that dog better than me?”
March 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I wouldn’t ask just anyone for business advice but I have not once looked at a dog gobbling up a puppucino and not thought, “Why is that dog better than me?”
If you are from a country with a film nominated for an Oscar, you know winning one is a collective national activity. CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL BRAZILIANS
#imstillhere #aindaestouaqui
#imstillhere #aindaestouaqui
March 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
If you are from a country with a film nominated for an Oscar, you know winning one is a collective national activity. CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL BRAZILIANS
#imstillhere #aindaestouaqui
#imstillhere #aindaestouaqui
why did they sing “Emilia” for 45 minutes
March 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
why did they sing “Emilia” for 45 minutes
I never know whether to open up the photos linked on erotica. There’s a chance that they’ll be really hot but there’s also a chance that they’ll be just as disappointing as those photos in the end credits of a biopic of the real, much uglier people who inspired it.
February 28, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I never know whether to open up the photos linked on erotica. There’s a chance that they’ll be really hot but there’s also a chance that they’ll be just as disappointing as those photos in the end credits of a biopic of the real, much uglier people who inspired it.
I get so irrationally angry when someone tries to tickle me. Stop trying to invade my joy vault by force, you unfunny mfer
February 26, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I get so irrationally angry when someone tries to tickle me. Stop trying to invade my joy vault by force, you unfunny mfer
My mom to my brother getting a call from his girlfriend: “This is family night. Tell her to put a fan on that coochie and go to sleep.”
February 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
My mom to my brother getting a call from his girlfriend: “This is family night. Tell her to put a fan on that coochie and go to sleep.”
I once wrote a short story and knew I did a good job with my protagonist because a classmate hated her guts. The character had my personality. That classmate and I did not like each other.
February 14, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I once wrote a short story and knew I did a good job with my protagonist because a classmate hated her guts. The character had my personality. That classmate and I did not like each other.
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Kendrick Lamar's Superbowl performance is why funding arts and humanities matters. We have Kendrick because his teacher introduced him to poetry and writing.
February 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Kendrick Lamar's Superbowl performance is why funding arts and humanities matters. We have Kendrick because his teacher introduced him to poetry and writing.
A man who you’ve known since birth running into you on the street alone: “This is Mr. Lee.”
Me: “Yes, hi!”
Him: “Lex’s dad.”
Me: “Yes.”
Him: “And Jenny’s dad.”
Me: “No, yeah. I got it”
Him: “Your dad’s frie-“
Me: “Yes, hi!”
Him: “Lex’s dad.”
Me: “Yes.”
Him: “And Jenny’s dad.”
Me: “No, yeah. I got it”
Him: “Your dad’s frie-“
February 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
A man who you’ve known since birth running into you on the street alone: “This is Mr. Lee.”
Me: “Yes, hi!”
Him: “Lex’s dad.”
Me: “Yes.”
Him: “And Jenny’s dad.”
Me: “No, yeah. I got it”
Him: “Your dad’s frie-“
Me: “Yes, hi!”
Him: “Lex’s dad.”
Me: “Yes.”
Him: “And Jenny’s dad.”
Me: “No, yeah. I got it”
Him: “Your dad’s frie-“
If a friend lost an arm on our way to getting fried chicken and we had to rush to the hospital, I’d wait a total of 6 minutes before going, “Hey, you know what would brighten up this day?”
February 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
If a friend lost an arm on our way to getting fried chicken and we had to rush to the hospital, I’d wait a total of 6 minutes before going, “Hey, you know what would brighten up this day?”
that little song and dance as a woman taking a late night taxi/Uber in which you paint a whole picture of all the people who would avenge you if you were to get sex trafficked 💅🏻
January 31, 2025 at 6:54 AM
that little song and dance as a woman taking a late night taxi/Uber in which you paint a whole picture of all the people who would avenge you if you were to get sex trafficked 💅🏻
Do you ever meet someone who you feel like you’ve known forever? Like you meet them and you just know deep in your heart that they’ve pissed you off in at least ten lifetimes?
January 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Do you ever meet someone who you feel like you’ve known forever? Like you meet them and you just know deep in your heart that they’ve pissed you off in at least ten lifetimes?
Friendly reminder that unlearning calling the United States "America" is part of de-colonizing language. Our words hold power.
January 21, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Friendly reminder that unlearning calling the United States "America" is part of de-colonizing language. Our words hold power.
While normalizing oligarchy and white supremacy is unacceptable, the shocked "what have we become"s are exhausting. Well-intentioned as they may be, they invalidate a long history of oppression against the working class and POC in the U.S. The rot is, and has been, in the bones of this country.
January 21, 2025 at 8:00 AM
While normalizing oligarchy and white supremacy is unacceptable, the shocked "what have we become"s are exhausting. Well-intentioned as they may be, they invalidate a long history of oppression against the working class and POC in the U.S. The rot is, and has been, in the bones of this country.