Hae Ji Cho
@haejicho.bsky.social
Korean Brazilian American filmmaker based in Los Angeles 🎬🇧🇷🇰🇷 || spooked and sentimental human || IG @hjichan
I know that delivery robots probably have human names so people feel bad about bullying them, but they are going so hard with these lovingly picked POC names. Now I gotta see “Yusuf” toiling to cross the street and think about his Muslim delivery robot mom who carried him in the womb for 9 months
December 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I know that delivery robots probably have human names so people feel bad about bullying them, but they are going so hard with these lovingly picked POC names. Now I gotta see “Yusuf” toiling to cross the street and think about his Muslim delivery robot mom who carried him in the womb for 9 months
Somewhere there’s an early version of AI that only uses em dashes and zombie references
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Somewhere there’s an early version of AI that only uses em dashes and zombie references
Okay, maybe I MAY not be human. I was losing my mind the other day when captcha kept re-testing me over and over again. Either that or I don’t know what a sidewalk looks like 🥲
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Okay, maybe I MAY not be human. I was losing my mind the other day when captcha kept re-testing me over and over again. Either that or I don’t know what a sidewalk looks like 🥲
God forbid a girl can read.
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
God forbid a girl can read.
The em dash (—) has been the best thing for my ADHD style of self-expression since the parenthesis and, as a writer, the fact that people consider it an AI writing giveaway is SO DEEPLY ANNOYING. What do you mean I’m getting punished because y’all don’t know your punctuations??
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
The em dash (—) has been the best thing for my ADHD style of self-expression since the parenthesis and, as a writer, the fact that people consider it an AI writing giveaway is SO DEEPLY ANNOYING. What do you mean I’m getting punished because y’all don’t know your punctuations??
Shh shh shhh no more scaries now 😔🫂 you are safe now
November 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Shh shh shhh no more scaries now 😔🫂 you are safe now
Oh my god, yes 🔥🔥🔥 that’s the spirit (get it? haaaaa)
November 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Oh my god, yes 🔥🔥🔥 that’s the spirit (get it? haaaaa)
I mourn every religious nut who could have been a much less annoying Lord of the Rings nerd instead
November 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I mourn every religious nut who could have been a much less annoying Lord of the Rings nerd instead
Me: “My sink is clogged. What do I do?”
Google: “Use Drano. It’s your best option and it’s safe for pipes!”
Me: “Okay, now it’s somehow worse?”
Google:
Me:
Google: “Here are 30 articles about why Drano is ineffective and bad for your pipes.”
Google: “Use Drano. It’s your best option and it’s safe for pipes!”
Me: “Okay, now it’s somehow worse?”
Google:
Me:
Google: “Here are 30 articles about why Drano is ineffective and bad for your pipes.”
November 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Me: “My sink is clogged. What do I do?”
Google: “Use Drano. It’s your best option and it’s safe for pipes!”
Me: “Okay, now it’s somehow worse?”
Google:
Me:
Google: “Here are 30 articles about why Drano is ineffective and bad for your pipes.”
Google: “Use Drano. It’s your best option and it’s safe for pipes!”
Me: “Okay, now it’s somehow worse?”
Google:
Me:
Google: “Here are 30 articles about why Drano is ineffective and bad for your pipes.”
Reposted by Hae Ji Cho
I love people who get paid 800,000 dollars a year to come up with ideas like “Democrats should do popular things to increase their chances to win elections”
November 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I love people who get paid 800,000 dollars a year to come up with ideas like “Democrats should do popular things to increase their chances to win elections”
Thank you! And happy to hear things are steady on your end ❤️
October 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Thank you! And happy to hear things are steady on your end ❤️
It has seen too much
October 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It has seen too much
Just groan in regret after
October 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Just groan in regret after
We don’t all go by the book 100% of the time 😔
October 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
We don’t all go by the book 100% of the time 😔
The venn diagram of a male gym teacher’s wardrobe and most people’s “I lost my will to live” wardrobe is just a circle
October 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The venn diagram of a male gym teacher’s wardrobe and most people’s “I lost my will to live” wardrobe is just a circle
Watching an oil splatter come towards your nice shirt in real time like a bullet to the chest
October 13, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Watching an oil splatter come towards your nice shirt in real time like a bullet to the chest
Absolutely horrifying.
October 12, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Absolutely horrifying.
Reposted by Hae Ji Cho
Look, I just feel like I shouldn’t have to bend over backward to get an exorcism
October 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Look, I just feel like I shouldn’t have to bend over backward to get an exorcism
I will pass it on. There are only so many things we can be pioneers of anymore
October 12, 2025 at 7:51 AM
I will pass it on. There are only so many things we can be pioneers of anymore
Going through a wild time 😪 lots happened but things are stabilizing now. All good on your end?
October 12, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Going through a wild time 😪 lots happened but things are stabilizing now. All good on your end?
Mom looking at a plant she killed: “It doesn’t want to live :(“
October 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Mom looking at a plant she killed: “It doesn’t want to live :(“
Having siblings is humiliating
October 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Having siblings is humiliating
Me acting like an absolute dog when my female and queer besties post nice selfies: “THE VIEW IS CRAAAZYYY 🥵🔥🔥🔥 YOU’RE GONNA HURT SOMEONE PACKIN’ LIKE THAT, MUSE ❤️🔥”
Me when a straight male friend posts a selfie: “must have showered today”
Me when a straight male friend posts a selfie: “must have showered today”
April 26, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Me acting like an absolute dog when my female and queer besties post nice selfies: “THE VIEW IS CRAAAZYYY 🥵🔥🔥🔥 YOU’RE GONNA HURT SOMEONE PACKIN’ LIKE THAT, MUSE ❤️🔥”
Me when a straight male friend posts a selfie: “must have showered today”
Me when a straight male friend posts a selfie: “must have showered today”
thinking about the time when I was getting scolded as a kid and my mom said she'd leave me in the woods if I lied. My city girl ass stopped crying and turned to look at her like, "We live in a metropolis. You don't know any woods."
April 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
thinking about the time when I was getting scolded as a kid and my mom said she'd leave me in the woods if I lied. My city girl ass stopped crying and turned to look at her like, "We live in a metropolis. You don't know any woods."