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valleygirlified eastern european
unapologetic marxist
"a walking cognitohazard"
left-liberals / socdems may be blocked with prejudice at my discretion

engineer @zed.dev, opinions STRICTLY my own, this account is not remotely professional!
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ok i am very hyper rn and have nothing better to do so here goes nothing

we must begin by attempting to integrate the fantastical elements of mlp into a realist and materialist framework, and so need to address the nature of magic. at first this stumped me just because of how wishy washy (cont)
marxist analysis of my little pony
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gender affirming bottom surgery (foreskin restoration)
November 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
til the same muscles that get really really sore after arm wrestling are needed for wiping ur ass, god has cursed me
November 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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snuffbait puppygirl be like "do u think i can fight AND perish like a dog?"
November 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Watching Chilean election results come in and once again thinking about this tweet
November 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
me: "do you not support women's wrongs anymore?"
friend: "i do, just not yours"
November 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
girl who yells at you to not even look at her because you're too pretty and she has a boyfriend
November 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
went to the birthday party for a cute girl, kissed like a dozen women, now at the apartment of one at 4am. i fucking won
November 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
girl who had a normal amount to drink last night and then passed out on the couch
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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call me an alcoholic the way I liquor 👅
November 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
starting progesterone again was a mistake oh god i did not know it is possible to be this down bad
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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bro are you fucking kidding me
November 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
the irony of being told to install "security" software that can't even run if SELinux is on is palpable
November 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
how many patches on a pair of jeans is the limit where i say actually i should just buy new ones
November 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
in my swiftie era and i will not apologise
November 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
lightly nsfw //

it is unreasonably hot to spend 8 hours picking a fit and preparing for a date with a really hot girl only to be treated like trash oh god freud would have a field day with me
October 30, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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Really, when you think about it. Working for Raytheon, Palantir or Meta etc as a queer person is a woke act of resistance.
You're taking money away from them and giving it to the community.
October 29, 2025 at 12:18 PM
u ever wanna post something so down bad that even the content warning would require a content warning ,,
October 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Karl Marx failed to anticipate build systems
October 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
lowkey moving to delft by accident with how much time i spend here now istg
October 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
life update: im in gouda :c
October 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
dysphoriaposting //

girl who is insane enough to tweeze all her facial hair because laser is expensive and she can't do it literally right this instant (the pain was horrible but i regret nothing)
October 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
explaining marxist critiques of democracy to techbro "anti democracy bc we should have technocracy" libs is the most mentally draining thing under the sub
October 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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If you still view fascism as a specific set of policies and not an entire mode that all capitalist institutions switch to as a kind of emergency safe mode to protect private property, your concept of fascism is stuck in ahistoricism and lack of any material analysis!
October 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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September 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
compulsively ordering a brand new fit because idk i hate money
October 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM