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Hack Jopkins
@hackjopkins.bsky.social
Host of The Hack Jopkins Kick Ass Ass-Kicking Podcast Show
Highest T-Levels on the Internet
I Brake for MAGA Punks. Actually, I don't. I hit the gas.
Pinned
Escaping Elon's Russia-loving mind control algorithm. Here to save democracy. If you aren't helping, step aside because we are mounting up and some of us might not be coming back.

The time is now.
Time to admit that we Gen Xers are the worst generation. We raised ourselves and turned out feral. Then we got on the internet and lost our minds. Now most of us are conspiracy believing, fact-denying zealots of one kind or another. And we're just getting started.....

Sorry y'all!
Gen X check in. ✔️🤷🏻‍♀️
November 23, 2024 at 6:32 AM
And the highest rates of guys with steady AI girlfriends.
November 22, 2024 at 7:56 PM
He needs to target the letter carrier who keeps losing my Maxim magazines.
November 22, 2024 at 7:47 PM
He convinced his lady to bring "ombre" hair back. That deserves a green card.
Wonder what makes Riley Gaines’ husband a “super talented” migrant
November 22, 2024 at 7:44 PM
RFK, Jr. "lies about" the number of women he's sexted "every year."
Trump HHS nominee RFK Jr. claimed CNN “lies about” flu deaths “every year.”

RFK Jr.: “I don’t think Sanjay Gupta and Anderson Cooper actually want to lie, but it’s part of their gestalt. …They’re supposed to push the flu vaccine. They’re supposed to scare the hell out of everybody.”
November 22, 2024 at 7:36 PM
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I’m sorry but I’m lmao. Anyone who used unemployed Republican Steven Jarvis as a source should be mocked right into the shadows. 😂

BallsGang is a meme. It doesn’t exist and they think it’s a criminal org. 😂 sounds like they got balls on their minds.
November 22, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Time to launch a mindwar against the infamous Ballsgang. I suggest starting with gentle fondling, so we can gain their trust. Promise teabagging. Exclusive OnlyFans content. As soon as they are vulnerable, it's Lorena Bobbitt Time.
November 22, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Some of these twerpy beta males were born submitting. Dave Troy needs to grow a pair and man-up. Guy's in a constant state of hissy fit.
I know it’s tired at this point, but the reality is people like Dave Troy and other resistance grifters are literally pacifying their followers and forcing them into an acceptance structure for fascism and its claims of inevitability. Fascism is not inevitable Fascism requires you submit in advance
loudly proclaiming the inevitability of defeat (as say Dave Troy does) is a way to manage anxiety and I think also a way to kind of associate yourself with fascism's empowerment fantasy; "they cannot be resisted! they will crush us!"; you're speaking for the crusher, there, which feels like action.
November 20, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Lap dances in the backroom.
How does Bluesky make money?
November 20, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Time to launch Candace Owens and the rest of the crazies into space. Give them their own moon landing.
Trump ally Candace Owens said she doesn’t believe in the moon landing. Popular pro-Trump independent journalist Jessica Reed Kraus agrees with her.

Kraus has access in Trump world and Mar-a-Lago, and is very popular among the Trump / RFK Jr base.
November 20, 2024 at 5:06 PM
New York Times waiting to get knighted by the king.
oh shocker! it’s from the complicit @nytimes.com ofc they’re in full knee bend! 😡
We are all witnessing anticipatory obedience in real time.
November 20, 2024 at 5:03 PM
New profile pic. I have that jacket 4 real.
November 20, 2024 at 6:50 AM
Donnie Jr going for his own launch. Jumpy McTrump.
What happened here with Don Jr at the SpaceX launch today
November 20, 2024 at 6:48 AM
Linda's wrestling name was "The Kddie Diddler"
Trump’s new Secretary of Education nominee Linda McMahon is being sued for allegedly enabling a pedophile to sexually abuse kids.

The victims’ lawyers have released video testimonies describing the abuse.
Sexual Abuse Victims Speak Out Against Trump Campaign's Linda McMahon
Law firm for underage boys releases video alleging Linda McMahon enabled pedophilia
meidasnews.com
November 20, 2024 at 6:45 AM
Someone needs to suplex Linda McMahon and whack her with a chair that was hidden under the ring.
Here's my take on Linda McMahon as Ed Sec’y. We will try to work with anyone who puts the aspirations of our students, families and communities first. That means strengthening public education, not undermining it. Voters made that clear in Nov’s down-ballot elections. www.aft.org/press-releas...
AFT President Randi Weingarten on Nomination of Linda McMahon as Secretary of Education
WASHINGTON—In response to President-elect Donald Trump’s nomination of Linda McMahon to lead the Department of Education, AFT President Randi Weingarten issued the following statement:“While the job o...
www.aft.org
November 20, 2024 at 6:43 AM
Ross Perot was perverted elf on the shelf.
November 20, 2024 at 6:39 AM
Sometimes you have to accept that no body understands what's going on better than you do based on the research done by your friends on social media who are awake and paying attention.
November 20, 2024 at 6:38 AM
If Biden weren't such a wimp he would save democracy by packing the Supreme Court and arresting all the MAGA senators and Congressmen. Then unilaterally pass all the laws we need to prevent Trump from becoming a dictator.
November 20, 2024 at 6:21 AM
There are many kinds of wars. Some are fought on the battle field. Some are fought in your mind. Some are fought on the internet. And some are fought when you forget to put the toilet seat down again.

The war that's coming is gonna be all of that plus Mike Flynn
November 20, 2024 at 6:07 AM
Escaping Elon's Russia-loving mind control algorithm. Here to save democracy. If you aren't helping, step aside because we are mounting up and some of us might not be coming back.

The time is now.
November 20, 2024 at 5:57 AM